Longprose Chapter Trobber: The Trobbest of All

Also just to be clear, Longprose is...
...
...very cool!

Longprose Chapter Trobber (Official Game Soundtrack)

TROBBER
* If you're making your way outta here...
* ... you gotta know how to fight enemies!
* So let me show you how it's done!
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This song plays when Trobber gives Sorlus and Redal a Tutorial on how to fight enemies. He may be a bit dumb, but he isn't too dumb to know how to fight, since Mr. Cyber had shown him a while before the gate opened. This song was made a while ago and was about to be Trobber's battle theme, but then I decided to change the story a bit, so this wouldn't fit the vibe of his fight.

Trobber's Tutorial

* Trobber unintentionally attacks!
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This is the final update to Trobber's battle theme. I decided to give it a similar vibe to his main theme, since the previous version didn't really fit his appearance

Trobber sprite by Hellfax

This song has been updated as of 23/12/2023

Trobber Attacks

Princess of Death

TROBBER
* Longprose, Longprose on the wall...
* Who's the Trobbest of them all?

LONGPROSE
* Mr. Cyber, oh, my king!
* He's the Trobbest of them all.

TROBBER
* WHAT?! It can't be!
* My name is literally "Trobber"!
* How is my own brother even Trobber than me?!
* I have to get to the bottom of this...

Longprose, Longprose on the Wall

MR. CYBER
* Ha ha ha! This is Mr. Cyber spe-
* TROBBER?! What do you want?

TROBBER
* Hey brother! Uh, I know this is an awkward time to be asking, but...
* How in the WORLD did you become Trobber than me?!

MR. CYBER
* I, uh... well...
* It's confidential, Trobber! Now SCRAM!!

TROBBER
* No wait, Mr Cy-!
* Ugh... let me try again...

Calling Someone

TROBBER
* This can't be... my own brother is Trobber than me...
* How can I be called "Trobber" if I can't even live up to my own name?
* I've failed myself...

* ...
* no...
* NO!
* I REFUSE to be inferior!
* My brother can be as much of a villain as he wants...
* ...but he CANNOT be who I already am!
* I must go on a journey to reclaim my title...
* as THE TROBBEST OF ALL!

Trobber's Resolve

This is the theme for the first level of Chapter Trobber! Trobber leaves his quaint home and goes to the Sunshine Meadow in search of Mr. Cyber, who is scheming inside his domain.

He is truly embarking in a Long Prose!

Level 1 - Sunshine Meadow (Again)

EVOLT
* Trobber! What a coincidence!

TROBBER
* Evolt?! W-what are you doing here?

EVOLT
* Don't worry, Trobber, I'm not going to mess with you.
* I'm actually looking for Mr. Cyber, he's been doing some weird stuff lately.
* He's been talking a lot about "becoming the Trobbest of all"...
* ...while I love him, I don't really like what he's trying to do.

TROBBER
* You're kidding! I'm looking for him for the same reason!
* I'm on a journey to stop him from becoming Trobber than me!

EVOLT
* Well, since YOU'RE Trobber... I imagine you're the best person to deal with this.
* I thought Mr. Cyber would be here in the Sunshine Meadow, but I can't seem to find him...
* Maybe he is in the CAPITAL OF STARDOM? He goes there a lot, to talk with some of his famous friends.

TROBBER
* CAPITAL OF STARDOM, huh...
* Well, thank you, Evolt! I'll be going there, then!

Revolted (ft. DT)

In an alleyway near the exit of Capital of Stardom

HOSTAR
* HEY! IT'S THAT GUY, MR. CYBER!
* BUT... WHY ARE YOU BLUE?

TROBBER
* Oh, I'm actually his brother, Trobber.
* And you are...?

HOSTAR
* HOSTAR, DUMMY!
* DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?!

TROBBER
* Uhh... no, I don't, sorry.

HOSTAR
* DAMN IT! NOBODY REMEMBERS ME!
* THAT STUPID TELEMASTER STOLE MY SPOTLIGHT YEARS AGO...
* AND NOW I'M COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN!

TROBBER
* That's a shame...
* I'm sorry I can't help you right now, though... Co-star. I need to get to CYBER CASTLE as soon as possible!

HOSTAR
* WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CYBER CASTLE?
* IS IT REALLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY SHOW?!
* AND MY NAME ISN'T "CO-STAR", IT'S HOST-
* UGH, HE LEFT ME SPEAKING TO MYSELF...

No-star

Happy April Fools! Here's longprose guy if he were in Sonic Forces or something.

Had no idea what to make for a cover art so I just made whatever this is; using assets from Hellfax.

(goes without saying that I don't condone any of the shit DT has done regarding the drama about him, just thought this would be something funny to post today)

(COVER) CYBERNETIC CONTROL

HOMER
*Maggie, Maggie on the wall...
*Who's the Homer of them all?

MAGGIE
*Marge Simpson oh my Queen! 
*She's the Homer of them all.

HOMER
*DOUGH!!!
*It can't be!
*My name is literally "Homer"!
*I have to get to the Simpson of Springfield...

The effects of Trobber are felt across the world folks, what a wonder...

Original song by @trobbertrobber

https://soundcloud.com/trobbertrobber/longprose-longprose-on-the-wall

No-star

Trobber

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