Dive deep where daylight dies.

Shanties of the Nightmare Seas is a twisted voyage through the darkest corners of the ocean, where bioluminescence glows like warning signs and ancient horrors still stir below. From parasitic tongues and bone-crushing worms to krakens, sea angels, and bottom-feeding beasts, this 12-track collection blends haunting melodies with sea shanty grit and dream-fueled nightmares.

Inspired by true deep-sea monstrosities and surreal dreams, these songs aren't just about survival—they're about what survives after you’re gone.

Brought to you by Botany with Friends, this is the sea as you've never heard it before: hungry, haunting, and horrifyingly catchy.

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Reset My Body

Legs Like Towers

Motherships or Mother Scallops_

"The Single No One Asked For" is a chaotic collection of sharp wit, raw confessions, and tongue-in-cheek anthems. From the absurd energy of Poop Shoot Salad to the haunting weight of Routine Feels Like Death, every track swings between humor and heart. It’s part comedy, part catharsis, and fully unfiltered — the kind of album that makes you laugh, nod, and maybe question what playlist you just stumbled into.

Whether it’s riding shotgun with me the Uber Guy, getting lost in Frozen Waste, or shouting along to Domino Train Rollin, this release proves that even the tracks “no one asked for” might be the ones you need

These are the Tracks that didn't fit into my CD catalog. Someone told me to get off band camp, so I must be doing something right so heres more songs.

Leave Me Alone or Listen

“Once Upon a Punchline in the West” isn’t your granddad’s western soundtrack—it’s a tumbleweed of slapstick, banjo twang, and saloon door smacks. From frying pan duels to cactus choirs, this comedy western album takes classic spaghetti tropes and trips over them in the dust. It’s part showdown, part hoedown, and all punchline. Saddle up for 12 tracks of outlaw absurdity where boots are too big, horses freeze under pressure, and the sheriff can’t even stay awake for high noon.

Once Upon a Punchline in the West

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