Dive deep where daylight dies.

Shanties of the Nightmare Seas is a twisted voyage through the darkest corners of the ocean, where bioluminescence glows like warning signs and ancient horrors still stir below. From parasitic tongues and bone-crushing worms to krakens, sea angels, and bottom-feeding beasts, this 12-track collection blends haunting melodies with sea shanty grit and dream-fueled nightmares.

Inspired by true deep-sea monstrosities and surreal dreams, these songs aren't just about survival—they're about what survives after you’re gone.

Brought to you by Botany with Friends, this is the sea as you've never heard it before: hungry, haunting, and horrifyingly catchy.

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Reset My Body

Legs Like Towers

Motherships or Mother Scallops_

 Welcome to the Animal Kingdom – Volume 1 🐾
Step right up and stomp, slither, and swing your way through the wildest classroom on Earth! This first collection features 12 beastly bangers that celebrate creatures big, small, slimy, stripey, and just plain weird. From lion roars to monkey dances, hagfish slime to skink swagger—every track is packed with laughs, facts, and unforgettable hooks.

You'll meet turtles with rhythm, parrots with punchlines, and wombats who drop cube-shaped surprises (seriously). These songs aren't just catchy—they're creature features, blending musical mayhem with science you can groove to. Perfect for kids, families, teachers, and anyone who loves animals with attitude.

Get ready to hop, howl, and holler—because in The Animal Kingdom, every critter gets a spotlight and every chorus is wild.

“Welcome to the Animal Kingdom”

"The Single No One Asked For" is a chaotic collection of sharp wit, raw confessions, and tongue-in-cheek anthems. From the absurd energy of Poop Shoot Salad to the haunting weight of Routine Feels Like Death, every track swings between humor and heart. It’s part comedy, part catharsis, and fully unfiltered — the kind of album that makes you laugh, nod, and maybe question what playlist you just stumbled into.

Whether it’s riding shotgun with me the Uber Guy, getting lost in Frozen Waste, or shouting along to Domino Train Rollin, this release proves that even the tracks “no one asked for” might be the ones you need

These are the Tracks that didn't fit into my CD catalog. Someone told me to get off band camp, so I must be doing something right so heres more songs.

“Welcome to the Animal Kingdom”

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