a song about a frog/human hybrid who lives in Loveland, Ohio

Loveland Frogman

a song about a fake man in a block of ice found in Minnesota during the 1960s

Minnesota Ice Man

looking for frogs

a short song to celebrate the 18 year anniversary of the dave matthews band chicago river incident <3

on august 8th, 2004
the dave matthews band on tour
in chicago, illinois

over the kinzie street bridge
dumping all their piss and shit
into the river underneath
a tourist boat passed by to see

800 pounds
of human waste
fell directly on the faces
of the passengers beneath

the bus of the dave matthews band
they unload their septic tank
dumping all their piss and shit
off of the kinzie street bridge
dumping all their piss and shit
off of the kinzie street bridge
dumping all their piss and shit
dumping all their piss and shit

dave matthews band chicago river incident

When the lights are low
And you feel alone, yeah

You can get so down
Living in this town
And I

I've never been hard, I've never been soft
I'll pay for someone to suck me off
I've never been hard, I've never been soft
I'll pay for someone to suck me off
I'll pay for someone to suck me off

I've fallen for you
And I've bought for you a rose
But there's something about me
That you ought to know

I've never been hard, I've never been soft
I'll pay for someone to suck me off
I've never been hard, I've never been soft
To suck me off

I've never been hard, I've never been soft
I'll pay for someone to suck me off
I've never been hard, I've never been soft
I'll pay for someone to suck me off
I've never been hard, I've never been soft
I'll pay for someone to suck me off
I've never been hard, I've never been soft
I'll pay for someone to suck me off
I've never been hard, I've never been soft
I'll pay for someone to suck me off
I've never been hard, I've never been soft
I'll pay for someone to suck me off
I'll pay for someone to suck me off

I'll Pay For Someone To Suck Me Off

song about landing on an alien planet and wanting to fuck an alien



artwork by Ryan Klemek, taken from the front cover of their book 'Prehistoric Passion From Mars'
buy the book here https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KVTUCRQ 
:)

Sexual Encounters Of The Third Kind

the wolfman of chestnut mountain lives on, you guessed it, chestnut mountain in illinois and this here is a song i did about him

true bug

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