Spelibound by the baldness of his majesty
Cursed Potkupallo rolling in my mind
Collapsing the Keila of sanity
Endlessly I fail to guess the color of the card

Spede always wins!
Voe rähmä!

I shoot Spede with the Laserpyssy
but Spede drives away in the Kilpa-autosimulaattori
I stumble down with the Hyppynaru
Falling on Spede's Amatsonikeihäs

Spede always wins!
Voe rähmä!
Voehan, eh, nimittäin, rähmä!

Spede always wins!
Voe rähmä!
Spede, eh, nimittäin, always wins!
Spelibound by the Spede!

SPEDEHAMMER: Toward(s) the Spelithrone of Spede

TSVKOM stands for Transsendenttinen Salavarjokollektiivi Ovela Muumi(ö). We do (did?) wacky stuff! Everybody now, go sössö, and do not vote for Skeletor!