wide flat nose gorilla nostrilles bootlip smelly = NIGGER

homesick for a place that no longer exists (late 00s internet)

Since I did the whole song for the Crawling collab on Youtube, I figured I might as well upload it on Soundcloud too

Youtube video link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81BcCneHj4o

Crawling Lights

Consider this the spiritual sequel to https://soundcloud.com/two-ty-mcexplosion/never-gonna-let-it-burn

The track where I aimed to create the most severe auditory whiplash in the first 20 seconds

Running In The N*****

the funniest meme ever

funny freddie mercury song

I loved what DJ ApPleMan did with Rick Astley, so I tried the same thing with a-ha, and IT WORKS WITH EVERY 80'S HIT

HELP ME

DOES THIS WORK WITH EVERY 80'S HIT

stop

Today I was walking to my friends house in the neighborhood, @alexjhan, and a bug flew on the back of my neck halfway up the neighborhood. I swatted it, not knowing what it was or thinking much of it. But it then it proceeded to fall into my shirt and was flying around in the back of my shirt. I tried shaking out my shirt, thinking that it had flown away, and started walking again. I was then stung by the little twat and threw my phone and cigarette into the air due to shock. It hurt like a bitch. I eventually came to the conclusion that it made it's way out of my shirt (again, unable to see it as it was behind me) and started to walk once more. I was then stung two more times in my back, and it kept flying around inside of my shirt. I was freaking out and in much pain, and I ended up pulling up my shirt over my head in the middle of my neighborhood (I hope nobody was outside/looking out their window) and had figured that was the end of it, so I put my shirt back on, picked up my phone and cigarette and once more, started walking toward alex's house. MOTHER OF FUCK IT WAS STILL IN MY SHIRT. I drop my phone and cigarette again and feel it flying down my sleeve, stinging me along my arm. I pull my arm out of the sleeve and look down my neck hole trying desperately to at least spot the smug bastard. But he was never to be found. I made this shitpost out of stress.

Bee City

Thanks for 600 followers I really appreciate it.

When Things Are Getting a Little Wild

turns out: im an idiot. for some reason when i exported the audio the master volume was waaaay lower than it usually is. so i fixed that and some compression and here we are now. let's all pretend that didnt happen

anyways the title is so genius im surprised no one has done this before.

Tik Toxic

dope

the thumbnail is crusty on purpose

help from @pluffaduff sweet

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Running In The N*****

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