make ya wanna shit ya pants lil shit boy , this is a draft

Downtown

recovering from a chest infection, what better time to do my best phil anselmo impression.

Lyrics provided by ChatGPT using prompt "give me lyrics to a sludge metal song about the horrors of being stuck in an elevator when you have to go to the toilet".

(Verse 1)
Trapped within this box of doom, my soul begins to quake,
Elevator's grinding gears, the silence I can't break,
In sludge and metal's grip, I clutch, my fear begins to brew,
The horrors of this moment, when nature calls anew.

(Chorus)
Stuck in this elevator, my bowels begin to groan,
As desperation rises, I can't do this on my own,
Oh, the pain and misery, I pray for sweet relief,
In this sludge-filled metal cage, my anguish knows no brief.

(Verse 2)
Each passing second feels like hours, my strength begins to fade,
The stench of dread, the pressure mounts, my mind begins to fray,
The wretched call of nature's pull, a battle for control,
In this suffocating darkness, the toll it takes, my soul.

(Chorus)
Stuck in this elevator, my bowels begin to groan,
As desperation rises, I can't do this on my own,
Oh, the pain and misery, I pray for sweet relief,
In this sludge-filled metal cage, my anguish knows no brief.

(Bridge)
The walls close in around me, suffocating, I can't breathe,
The need intensifies, a cruel and twisted fate I seethe,
I bang the doors, I scream for help, but no one hears my plea,
Oh, the horrors of this prison, I'm not sure I'll ever be free.

(Guitar Solo)

(Verse 3)
Finally, the doors crack open, a ray of hope shines through,
But as I step into the light, relief is far from true,
For the nightmare's not yet over, there's no restroom in sight,
I stumble, clenching desperately, this struggle still to fight.

(Chorus)
Stuck in this elevator, my bowels begin to groan,
As desperation rises, I can't do this on my own,
Oh, the pain and misery, I pray for sweet relief,
In this sludge-filled metal cage, my anguish knows no brief.

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