Itd be like riding a camel except we dont have em up here in the frozen wastes. So its like bein on a high horse instead. Out of tune, out of time, out of ideas, out to lunch, jus yeet it out like owt.

get ommm yer high horse

Thing is, there aint all that much pleasure in being out if everyone else is. bring on the mask hysteria!

its nice to be out when others are in

he's on the steroids again. but at least he tuned it all up for this one. If you have 8mg of dexamethasone a few hours before it might even be not totally shit. Bleep on fuckers! yea i know its dead quiet, i coldnt be fagged to click the thing that made it go loudererer.

not as shit as it could be considering the circumstances, so long as you let it get going

Ten minutes of overindulgent wank or a profound statement on the repetition of life as a palliative patient in the days of covid...? Maybe both? Possibly neither? Now go and  puyt the kettle on.

doin ma shed in

lil brown scabs

pushing up hills

its because i spin more rhymes than a lazy susan, and im innocent till my guilt is proven. peace. knowhatimsayin?

lazy susan

dirty thoughts anal warts. be dropping in for round 52 and an ability to not sit down. put the kettle on if it still fits. all one take jamjamjam butterme up buttercup.

dirty duvet dirty mind

it will all get better in the end

well thats nine minutes youll never get back.

it only hurts when i s(h)it

First time ive been able sit down and do this since start of the year. how does it all work again shame i fucked the levels up but y'knwo it just adds character dunnit or maybe its like putting that three year old jar of curry spice in a can of cococunt milk its just tastes of all that not much aint it. Good to be back int saddle tho

A Nice Sit Down

Just some chump from up the road who likes making nosies to distract his existential self from a nasty lil fuckunt of an illness. All analogue, all live, cos like, dont we spend enoughtime on a computelet anyway?

tug speedfast

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