Hilarious! My fav song on the show, ty dude! 

This is prob my favorite dick show track so far! Great Job!

Check out lakembra's cover of this, which is how it was meant to sound:
https://soundcloud.com/lakembra/dicktales-lakembra-vocal-cover

Credit to _688as for help with lyrics, and dracky for help with thumbnail ideas.

Lyrics:
When you've got no weekend plans 
And your job's shit
If you think your life is bland 
Here's a Dick tip

You don't need much thinking
Just start day-drinking
Dick tales, whoo-hoo

Asking chicks about their shoes, it's
Dick Tales, whoo-hoo
Get a coach to fix your life it's
Dick tales, whoo-hoo

At burning man danger lurks behind you
And STD's are out to find you
You dodge them all and bring a man home 
Dick tales, whoo-hoo

Shit in your dad's underwear it's
Dick Tales, whoo-hoo
Throw an orange at some beer cups
Dick Tales, whoo-hoo
Have your reputation ruined
Dick tales

Dick Tales

By SamGlaze
https://soundcloud.com/samglaze

The Dick Show Remixes

Planets Align

"Yo, how u want your podcast network fam?"
"Just fuck my shit up"
"Say no more. That'll be $30K, plus tip."

Download available at: https://www.orfium.com/track/494119/hurt-just-fuck-my-personal-and-professional-reputation-up-lakembra/

Backing track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xkfizay7ak

Lyrics:

I cucked myself today to see if I still feel
I focus on my rape, the only thing that's real

Dick's penis tears a hole. The old familiar sting
Try to shill it all away but I disavowed everything

What have I become, my sweetest Dick?
Every subscriber goes away pretty quick.

And you could have my failed podcast empire of dirt
I will let you down, I will sell bad shirts.

Hurt (Just fuck my personal and professional reputation up)

For Asterios: https://twitter.com/asterios
Thanks to 688as on IRC #thedickshow
Image by: https://twitter.com/morristhetatt

Download available at: https://www.orfium.com/track/494118/kuckold-komedian-lakembra/

Lyrics:
Cuckold, cuckold, cuckold, cuckold,
Cuckold comedian
Asterios. Kokkinos.

Life would be easy if you weren't such a sneaky greek.
An sneaky greek. A sneaky greek.

Kuckold Komedian

a song i made for the Dick Show    http://thedickshow.com

For the Dick Show

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Made for The Dick Show

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