beautiful expressions about our favorite cereal grain

Lyrics:
~HairyHare~
Hey, how's it goin? It's HairyHare, 
and I'm here with turtleEDM and Wiz Paulifa
we're about bring some jams about some food that we consume
it's all about that rice all the way til noon, here we go now
uh uh uh uh here we go here we go now uh ya ya ya yaya YAAAA
I don't have any rice but I would really like some,
so mister Wiz Paulifa would you give me some? x2

~Wiz Paulifa~
I'm the god of rice and I'm very very nice
I have so much rice don't let me tell you twice
I give you all this rice and it is free of price
it will taste quite nice please come eat some rice

~HairyHare~
RICE RICE RICE RICE x69

~turtleEDM~
Up in the club, bitches on my rice
Lookin' for dem tits, looking mega tight
Grindin' on this slut, feeling kinda nice
Got a little gas, ate a lot of rice

~HairyHare~
HairyHare in the back
Kinda got chub, lookin to attack
Switchback, to my sack, hangin' low
Spot a cameltoe, gonna fuck a hoe
-BREAK-
So this bitch at the club took my rice,
I didn't think that was very nice,
So I went to her and then I said
FUCK YOU, 
JIZZ TANK, 
SLUTLORD, 
RICE THIEF

~DJ Chillgasm~
The rice is twice as nice
Please don't ask questions, to be precise
All this aggression, I'm fight or flight
I'll take the latter if the price is right
Served from a spoon on a silver platter,
Rice is not a laughing matter
Like the mad hatter, the cheshire catter, 
who's smokin' shatter (???), thoughts cake batter
In the oven 'cause I'm only half baked
Collecting my thoughts with a mental rake
Took a blunt to the face, get some rice in the place
Rice Beatz huddle up 1-2-3 break
Bitch

*Rice is a symbol of life & fertility... speaking of fertility we have DJ Sluttycat, please, take it away*

~DJ Sluttycat~
I fuck all them asians, caucasians, malaysians
I whip out my dick and it's auto-persuasion
This specific occasion, they don't give me the price
They just ask for my dick, and a fuck ton of rice
Fuck, dick, rice, whip my dick, bitch ass tits fuck my rice, 
cunt cunt cunt cunt tits ass bitch
I whip out my dick and fuck rice

turtle

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