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Seasoned party rockers Father Funk & Bear Twists deliver their first EP under their new alias Tuxedo Junction - serving up a stiff cocktail of Swing, Jazz and Bass, tailor made for the dancefloor.

“Swing, Shaken Not Stirred” does just what it says on the tin, shaking up the Electro Swing sound by combining elements of Electro, Glitch Hop, Drum & Bass and Garage with the sultry sounds of Swing and Jazz.

Featuring collaborations with swing veterans C@ in the H@ and Captain Flatcap, and already receiving support from heavyweights such as Stickybuds, Defunk and WBBL, Tuxedo Junctions debut EP is set to cause quite the stir (or should I say shake) this summer.

Digging the swing vibes, good production and fat bass, nice job guys.
- Stickybuds

Super fresh and very interesting, banging!
- Basement Freaks

Every other swing producer should be shaking in their tiny swing pants after hearing tuxedo junction. Next level on every level
- WBBL

Bumpin party music with that sweet tang of swing and jazz music. Fun for all kinds of music lovers. Love the variety of beats!
- Defunk

Unearthing Father Funk’s new EP is like discovering the missing link between the festival dance floor of today and the smokey late night jazz clubs of yesteryear. Niiiice!
- Nick Hollywood

@tuxedojunctionswing
www.facebook.com/tuxedojunctionswing/

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Back Once Again

He’s back with another one of those frock rockin’ beats!

It took a long time to get this tune finished because Mr Stabalina did indeed throw his hands in the air, and because he’s made of helium and sex musk, they floated off and were taken by an eagle.

We contacted Team America but they kept repeating ‘Mmmaaattt Dammmmmooonnnn’, over and over; we contacted The A-Team but they refused to travel; we contacted the Time Team but they had a problem with their geophys; no answer at all from The Suicide Squad. In the end we tracked them down with a sex-musk-o-meter. Hello. My name is Mr Stabalina. You stole my hands. Prepare to die.*

Safely back in the studio we’ve been trying alternatives to throwing actual hands in the air. We’ve tried ants, pants and washing machines, but after getting stung, arrested and breaking very many bones we’d recommend just sticking with your hands and damn the consequences.

*The Eagle and Mr Stabalina formed a firm friendship and are now fighting crime in Guatemala.

Mr Stabalina
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/mrstabalina
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mrstabalina
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Scour Records
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SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/scourrecords
Facebook: https://facebook.com/scourrecords
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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/scourrecords

Artwork by Michael Boulton Design: https://www.michaelboulton.co.uk
Promo blurb by Fat Harry: https://www.facebook.com/Fat-Harry-216117141875072
Mastering by DJ Alias https://soundcloud.com/dj-alias-nz

In The Air

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It’s Scour Records’ one year anniversary! Twelve months ago we released Scour Cream Volume 01, so to mark the occasion we thought we’d hold a Hunger Games-type celebration, unfortunately none of us are very good with weapons or murder or being murdered. An Olympics style celebration seemed a little over the top, It’s A Knock Out was on the cards but our budget ran out after making one large shoe for the Bulgarians. So we’ve scaled it down, come round to ours and have a proper party, old school fancy dress styleeee!

All the party games are prepped - pass the parcel, pin the tail on the donkey, kiss chase, naked twister, finger the angry fox, trampoline darts on poppers, all the big ones! The party sideboard is prepared! Vimto for the gents, cherryade for the ladies, Babycham for the hardcore fetishists. Bombay mix, cocktail sausages, cheese and pineapple, vol-au-vants (hopefully filled with whatever made Kerry Katona go all fruity) Anything missing, hmmmm….of course! An assortment of nuts and some party tunes! All wrapped up in a free 4 track goody bag for each and every one of you to take home!

Father Funk rocks out the bubble perm and comes strutting through the front door like a funky white brother. Who’s he come as? Mika? Kevin Keegan? No silly! He’s come as Leo Sayer!

Leo fires a bazooka in through the porch and shoots two AK47’s like he’s trying to kill every mother in the room. Apparently he likes his men like he likes his coffee (with milk and two sugars) Pimpin’!

Is that Prince tucking into the Jelly and Ice Cream? ha! Yes! It’s Warp9! Top costume!, really would prefer it if you didn’t try and make our doves cry though…they really don’t like to see your starfish impression…

The Phunk Junkies need no encouragement to crack the pearls out, before you can say ’Sir Very Elton of John’ they’ll be in a wig and heels, have the lippy on and be sashaying down the hall towards the toilet. RuPaul? Lilly Savage? Oh hell no, those legs can only belong to Dame Shirley Bassey.

Hang on a sec, sorry about this….LEO! GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF THE FOX!! it’s not time yet! Father! Leave the Phunk Junkies alone, it’s not that kind of party! Put the guns down! Oh for God’s sake!
 
Take your goody bag and go! We need a plunger, a SWAT team and a vet, pronto!

Father Funk
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/father-funk
Facebook: http://facebook.com/fatherfunk
YouTube: http://youtube.com/user/fatherfunkmusic
Twitter: http://twitter.com/fatherfunkmusic

Leo
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/leoproductions
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/oleomusico
Twitter: http://twitter.com/leo_sounds

Warp9
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/warp99
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/warp999
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/warp9funk
Twitter: https://twitter.com/warp9music

The Phunk Junkies
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/thephunkjunkies
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thephunkjunkiesofficial

Scour Records
Website: http://scourrecords.com
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/scourrecords
Facebook: http://facebook.com/scourrecords
Twitter: http://twitter.com/scourrecords
YouTube: http://youtube.com/scourrecords

Scour Archives: http://ghettofunk.co.uk/category/scour 

Artwork by Morphosis: http://www.facebook.com/morph0515 
Promo blurb by Fat Harry: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Harry/216117141875072
Mastering by Warp9: http://www.facebook.com/warp999

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Step Into The Void

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"Laaaadies and gentlefellas! 

Wonderful that you’ve made it! Put your keys in this bowl, pop your clothes on the side and follow the baby oil trail into that room down there…second on the left, would you like a cock ring or no? What?! It’s not that kind of swing parrrtay? Very excuse me! 

In that case keep your keks on ya filthy animals! What were you thinking! Scour Records only deals in high class and tasteful….Hang about, is that @the-fritz naked? What's he doing with that chocolate bar? Careless Wisper my arse! I don't care what @funkanizer told him, he’s a freaky mentalist pirate with three wooden legs and a patch over each eye! Ummm, what’s that in @father-funk’s trousers? It looks like @extramedium & @wbbl, how the double Christ did they get stuck down there? Get @daytoner with his angle grinder right now! @skeewiff & @hkpp  are angle grinding Daytoner’s crotch? He’s ginger! He’ll chafe something rotten! Call in the big guns, we need some @justpeach action…..exploded you say? Have those mysterious fez wearing cocktail slurping @tuxedojunctionswing lads been fiddling with their cannons again? Of course they have. :head in hands, swears quietly: Call the cops, and a priest....and maybe a vet!

Enjoy Scoured Swing! 50 shades of Hooray!” - Fat Harry.


Starring In Order Of Appearance…

The Fritz
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/the-fritz 
Facebook: www.facebook.com/fritzup 

Funkanizer
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/funkanizer 
Facebook: www.facebook.com/funkanizer 
Mixcloud: www.mixcloud.com/funkanizer 
YouTube: www.youtube.com/djfunkanizer 

Father Funk
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/father-funk
Facebook: www.facebook.com/fatherfunk
YouTube: www.youtube.com/fatherfunkmusic
Twitter: www.twitter.com/fatherfunkmusic

Extra Medium
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/extramedium
Facebook: www.facebook.com/extramedium1
Twitter: www.twitter.com/extramediumuk

WBBL
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/wbbl
Facebook: www.facebook.com/wbblbeats
Twitter: www.twitter.com/wbblbeats

Daytoner
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/daytoner
Facebook: www.facebook.com/daytoner
Twitter: www.twitter.com/Daytoner_Breaks

Hong Kong Ping Pong 
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/hkpp 
Facebook: www.facebook.com/hongkongpingpong 
Twitter: www.twitter.com/morph0515 
MixCloud: www.youtube.com/munkymorph 

Skeewiff
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/skeewiff
Facebook: www.facebook.com/skeewiff.music
Twitter: www.twitter.com/skeewiff

Just Peach
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/justpeach
Facebook: www.facebook.com/justpeachuk

Tuxedo Junction
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/tuxedojunctionswing
Facebook: www.facebook.com/tuxedojunctionswing


Scour Records
Website: http://scourrecords.com
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/scourrecords
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scourrecords
Twitter: https://twitter.com/scourrecords
YouTube: https://youtube.com/scourrecords
Bandcamp: https://scourrecords.bandcamp.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/scourrecords
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/scourrecords 

Compiled by Spinforth: www.facebook.com/DJSpinforth
Minimix by Spinforth: https://soundcloud.com/spinforth
Artwork by Morphosis: www.facebook.com/morph0515
Promo blurb by Fat Harry: www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Harry/216117141875072
Mastering by Warp9: www.soundcloud.com/warp9-mixmastering

Scoured Swing Vol 01

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We return for thrift shop bangers vol 6! and possibly the last in the series.

Thanks to everyone that's supported this series by sharing and liking the Facebook post.

Just click on the 'BUY' button for the mp3 download links.

Thanks. FC

Major Lazer - Number One (Featurecast Remix)

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Come one, come all, grab your tissues, firm your worm and gather round – it’s wonk your conker time courtesy of Mr Stabalina! You’re on the cusp of climax, holding your sausage hostage, about to witness the conception of a new age of s̶p̶u̶n̶k̶ funk. Ladies and Gentlemen, @scourrecords are super proud to present Mr Stabalina’s highly anticipated follow up EP – ‘Do You Like It’.

On his rare days off from playing with his organ, the hyper-sexualised Mr Stabalina has been fiendishly plundering the internet planes, jazz cafes, and porn stashes gathering samples, bass licks and obscure vocals so prolifically that the hard drive behind his sticky keyboard is all but fit to burst. 

It’s been a long long time coming, but thankfully his hoarded samples have been discharged - and laced with his own super slick original instrumentation - to crank out this delectable EP. ‘Do You Like It’ is a natural progression from where he left us with 2016’s ‘Rock the Party’ - chock-full of funky cuts, nostalgic throwbacks, eargasmic production and lube.

While good ol’ Mr S’s first release was s̶e̶m̶e̶n̶a̶l̶ seminal in the funky breaks scene, he’s spent the past two years honing his skills, style, and bone to produce these five tracks so undeniably funky that dance floors around the globe are about to blow their load.

Now the final outcome is here, just remember...no one f@!%s Gary!

Mr Stabalina
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/mrstabalina
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mrstabalina
Twitter: https://twitter.com/mrstabalina
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrstabalina

'Put Ya Hands Up' featuring saxophone courtesy of Summer Bright: https://www.facebook.com/summerbrightmusic/

'Just Drop' featuring cuts courtesy of Skank Spinatra: https://soundcloud.com/skankspinatra

Scour Records
Website: http://scourrecords.com
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/scourrecords
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scourrecords
Twitter: https://twitter.com/scourrecords
YouTube: https://youtube.com/scourrecords
Bandcamp: https://scourrecords.bandcamp.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/scourrecords
Hearthis: https://hearthis.at/scourrecords
Juno Download: https://junodownload.com/labels/scour/releases

Artwork by Michael Boulton Design: https://www.instagram.com/mikeyboulton/
Promo blurb by Spinforth & The Fritz: https://www.facebook.com/DJSpinforth & https://www.facebook.com/fritzup
Mastering by Warp9: https://soundcloud.com/warp9-mixmastering

Do You Like It EP

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05. Tuxedo Junction & C@ In The H@ - Lester The Cat

04. Tuxedo Junction & Captain Flatcap - Past Last Orders

03. Tuxedo Junction - Stompin'

02. Tuxedo Junction - Bermuda Blues

01. Tuxedo Junction - Nigels Greasy Sack

Crash Party – Funk 2 Ur Roots
Genre: Mid-tempo Breaks, Bass line
Release date: Juno Download: 10/10/19 All other Digital Platforms: 17/10/19

Track List:

1) Funk 2Ur Roots
2) Are You Ready now?
3) Kick It Like
4) Get Up & Dance

Crash Party, the elusive duo. Easily mistaken for men in black. They can be seen sweeping into disco’s that lack energy clothed in suits and shades. Under their arms they carry a medley of lap tops, controllers, bass and shed load of funk! After four finger slapping the DJ, they plug in their gear, Bun the dance, then hover out the building leaving a mosh pit behind them. 

It’s a demanding job in this day and age, so how do the boys relax? One prunes a Rhododendron while the other trims the Hibiscus. That’s right! Crash Party are bad boy gardeners! Hence the title of their new EP “Funk to Ur Roots.”

We kick off proceedings with the title track produced post thumbing gardeners weekly. The lads have started as they mean to go on. Combining guitar licks with heavy bass and hip-hop VOX, resulting in a fine-tuned neck snapper.

Are You Ready Now? Alright, I’ve just finished mowing the lawn. This banger features one of funks favourite horn samples that has been given a complete lick of paint. After the garden fence of course! The boys signature sound has this one ready to destroy dancefloors!

Kick it Like…. Oi! No balls near the Fox gloves mate! Once again CP have plucked a well-used sample and managed to make it sound better than ever with dope bass lines, head nodding beats and fresh samples keeping it trim and tidy for the party people!

Get Up and Dance! The garden’s done and it’s time to hit the clubs. For the last tune they’ve picked the tempo up. Spliced some Soul with some thumpin’ bass and beats. What’s the end result? The clues in the title. 

Follow:
@crashparty
https://www.facebook.com/CrashParty/
https://www.instagram.com/crashpartyuk/
https://www.cuttinitfine.com/crash-party

All tracks produced by Crash Party
Mini Mix and blurb by Roast Beatz
Mastered by Rob Small
Released by: Cuttin’ It Fine

Funk 2 Ur Roots

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