AYY. Loved this role! <3 ty for having me!

Some of these lines seem a bit bland, but other than that, not bad.

@user-525136502: oh, i'm surprised, then. the doc said it was mixed by you and swoldow's vocals had that effect so i just assumed that was your mixing. i mixed my side but swoldow's was already like that

Cool Battle! Thanks for having me write a few lines! Dry Bowser has the win for me.

Featuring Me

Dustin as Dexter 
Anthony “Plushy” Perry as Phineas 
Fle as Ferb

Dexter:
I’m Dexter, remember; Child Genius, no discussion.
Take some notes from Dee Dee, and learn to not push my buttons 
I’d tell you to act your age but maybe wait until you're older
Overshadow your bitsy brain on President Lincoln’s shoulders
Tedious Phineas; more repetitive than your series is 
A formula so simple, no wonder just toys were built with it
I’m uncertain why I’ve been pit against you in this Battle Rap
But judging by your intellect-- I suppose ‘Opposites Attract’

Phineas:
Hey Ferb, help me search for a legitimate diss

Ferb:
Wouldn’t that be discovering something that doesn’t exist?

Phineas:
Ahh, what a fine day for giving his algorithm criticism
You can’t love-handle a rap cuz this bookworm Ain’t Got Rhythm

Both:
You were trying for “Major Glory” but this genius inventor,
Only successfully devised a lawsuit from The Avengers

Phineas
The same heroes that I befriended--

Ferb:
Frank-einstein should be adjusted

Phineas:
With an ego more inflated than the Bounce House we constructed

Dexter:
I didn’t think a Triangle could be such a square 
Hey, where’s Phony Test? Oh wait, he’s right there! 
I despise this Dr. Doofus, even with my rude removed 
I’d need much less than 104 days to f*cking bust you!

Phineas:
For a show on Boomerang; I thought you’d have a good comeback
Dexter managed to murder his show but failed to kill a track
It takes more than your flawed inventions to contend to our adventures 
Your mad Scientist schtick belongs in the 2nd Dimension

Written by Fle, Adroit, R, Vladimyr P.

Audio Mixed by Fle

Cover Art by Geon

Jimmy Neutron:
Gotta Rap! 
Goddard, go fetch me the microphone! 
Such a pro-ton, you’d copy how I rhyme and flow like my clones
Phineas, your rap was tolerable but it’s such a bummer
That your verses started dragging on longer than your whole summer
Dorxter, I gotta thank you for coming; that’s a good call 
Because when I look down at you, I’m finally stood tall 
When I’m up against these lab rats, yo, I won’t need a Brain Blast
With science I’ll explain that, you tame brats have came last

Eddie as Jimmy Neutron

Phineas and Ferb vs Dexter. Season 3, Wave 1

IT'S HERE
Thanks guys, for enjoying this first battle!

@https://soundcloud.com/boris01-2 as StampyLongNose
@https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890 as ExplodingTNT
@https://soundcloud.com/jacobgraal as iBallisticSquid
@https://soundcloud.com/will-vanderberry as Failboat
@https://soundcloud.com/swoldow_evgrb as DanTDM
@https://soundcloud.com/universalrapbattles and @https://soundcloud.com/chaoprod as Jerry and Harry

Beats by Kustom, Audio Network and Tristan
Mixed by: Boris
Written by: DCARaps, Daniel The Rapper, Epic Parodies Of Rap Battles, 8_Bit_Brony, Boris, Primetec, Dani, JustADarkVoid, Ryan Tillotson and Epic Video Game Rap Battlez

▼Lyrics▼
StampyLongNose: 00:21
Thinking you’ll Lee-d with your insults, this will be a Piece of Cake,
If Minecraft is Crazy, it wouldn't stop the series that you make
My videos are higher quality, quit beating around the Dead Bush
StampyLongNose is kicking this street rat in his Red Tush
These rhymes will hit so hard, they’ll send you Cat to the Future
Raps so cold like Henry,  even he has more humour
Here’s my Gamer’s Guide: stop your channel, hope that makes you useful
If I even hear you rap, there’s no Stamp of approval.

ExplodingTNT: 00:41
I'm rappin rhymes rapidly, happily, as if it were TNT
Justin Bieber’s less of a noob when facing a machinima “MC”
This stray cat will lose it’s head against the mouse in a war,
I pack a dimension of retorts. Better put away the torch.
Your chances of winning are as real as Minecraft circles
Raps more monotoned than Pink Sheep, but with these rhymes I’ll leave you Purple
Take a trip on my Lost Island, I can find it unlike your talent
I’ll make sure when I Hit this Target, that he’ll can it!

iBallisticSquid: 01:02
I got it, Stampy, I’ll be Machinima (mashing ya’) into 64 bits
Your rhymes are just cheesy, so go ahead, and eat it
Have you curled up in a Finball, so Stick With me, okay?
Making you an UglyDiaper with a really crappy day.
It won’t take any combination to know who will win
I’m Ballistic on the track, TNT pretends to 420 blaze it
This buck-toothed gamer’s videos are just plainly dull.
Screw you AND failboat, I will be chilling in my castle. 

Failboat: 01:22
Don’t worry friend. I’ll take them on, and my voice will be heard!
I’ll render your win as useless as an ore made of turds!
Nobody roasts you enough, you're still trying to kill Deadlox!
I’mma bring this down to 8-bit, more complex my way then Xbox!
You’re worse than his ideas, quit trying to be The Destroyer,
Leave minecraft to the pros, against you we’re Bacon Crafters!
You victory has been Notch’d. Uncle Failboot won now!
The fact is written in this pixel art. You're just as scary as a cow.

DanTDM: 01:42
Rollin in with my minecart, there’s no out rapping this gem!
Raps harder than a diamond, better call me TDM!
Crack you like a wooden boat, you're weaker than glass panes
How did you think you'd win? You have the word “fail” in your name! 
Leave you all skeletons, like Grim, with these diamond hard flows
‘Cause you all know my win is bigger than Trayaurus’ nose
Feelin blue Ballistic? ‘Cause you’ve lost this from the start
You failed this rap mini-game, and you don’t get a chance to restart.

It’s Jerry and Harry: 01:57
Welcome to our Fartlands. Because you are plainly screwed
If Videogames were in Minecraft, they’d be better than you 
It's Jerry, and Harry, you can’t step to us, blokes.
Because all your raps stink worse than our fart jokes!
You blow more than creepers, go ahead and stop your hissin’
You can barely step to us, with your horrible dissin’
When it comes to videos, TNT, give it a rest
‘Cause when it comes to Minecraft videos, OUR’S ARE THE BEST!

Battle #02 Hint: reviewing an awful hamilton fan pussy

StampyLongNose vs ExplodingTNT. DCA Rap Battles 1.

What even is this idea

Light as Fliqpy
Vladimyr P. as Freddy
Brodecai as 1999
Dani Frias as Naughty Bear

Mixed by: Vladimyr P.
Announcer by: Swoldow EVGRB

Fliqpy:
A war of rhymes? Don’t your dare! Or my rampage will come without a hitch!
The hallucinations are happening, and i see an icon that has no soul or wit!
With an un-bear-able attitude that Scott wanted kept watched by security guards!
And a murder-mystery-lore-story so open that it’s practically a purple house of cards!
The Tiger Bomb’s been dropped! This mouse will ka-boom! When i unleash sneaky acts of silence!
On this lesser of two evils, a Mime Mascot, who’s rusty rap already overShadows his golden violence!
Taking out a war-torn alter ego? All that pizza must be making your brain Nutty.
But killing a robot and his c hildish heart? Now THAT’S a good bloody double-whammy!

Freddy:
You can’t escape from the room of pain! Now this robotic entity will leave you deceased!
I’ll cover your body with the springs of rap, and leave your punctured body for the police!
Your lyrics will be bitten and spat back into your face more than 87 times.
Then you’ll be locked with your dog-chains and BCD’d for your animality crimes!
I do this by the book, you’ll be played like a game, then i’ll film the MondoMedia hate!
These silver eyes can see your final night, when your heart is pierced since you have no mate.
Cause you’re a lonely little attention seeker. A disco bear with a bigger HPD.
Don’t fight it Flippy, you're more scared of me, then your own war on PTSD.
 
Fliqpy:
Grr! At least I’m Still Alive, your nightmare of a franchise died in your sister's location!
And your fan-games with OC Disorder have been further ruining your reputation! 
Call this Friday the 13th, your pizzeria is contaminated, leaving all your customers to flee.
Wait until they become friends with me. I’LL HANG OUT WITH THEM ON A HAPPY TREE!

Freddy:
Being friends with you? Now THAT would be Lumpy! You’d chicken out if that challenge was faced!
Your show being alive Remains To Be Seen, since the entire thing is a toxic waste!
Want to avoid that? This is the call to make. Here’s a real rule to survive getting smothered:
Learn, if you don't fit inside this suit; it’ll be worse when a friend gets STUFFED INTO ANOTHER!

1999:
Hey kids, my name is Mr. Bear, and welcome to my cellar,
If you mail a letter to this address, you can find that I am way more killer
You may not have been invited Flippy, but there’s no need to gripe
I’ll still let you vitamin c your win: go down the drainage pipe
And Freddy, My camcorder will catch you being a sentient idiot
The gullible child inside you will be the replacement of Eliot
So come join me in canada's woods for more satanic crimes
Before i burn you both alive like the kids in 1999!

Naughty Bear:
So I see this letter of rhymes, returning this to sender will be deadly like poisoned cake!
Don’t get Cozy here, or you’ll be eaten by this venus-fly trap bear! You’ll Tremble and shake!
This isn’t Daddles birthday present, it’s the Giggling maniac bear with a Rhyme-PG!
Better run like that kid you killed, because this Naughty Time will leave you queasy!
Your Daddling now, being so cute, but once I give you a taste of my hammer,
You’ll be screaming like those other bears, and spinning like the blades of a mower!
Switch you out to Pokemon, you Un-Ted, Chubby, BEARs can save your breath!
Since I find a spoon chasing soup as entertaining as scaring you three to death!

Written by: DCARaps, Ryan Tillotson, Swoldow EVGRB, Vladimyr P. and Dani Frias

Fliqpy vs Freddy - Scary Rap Battles (SCRAPPED)

Suggest PRB #2 in the comments!

Beat:
http://www.allroundabeats.com/beat-monsters/

Gligar:
Gligar gliding into battle, gonna quake the earth with rap,
I'm strong with zero IVs, you're in need of a bottle cap.
I'm a true hyper cutter, gonna spread you down like butter,
Stepping to my fury cutter, well you better never stutter.
Think you'll poison me? Immunity, you'll see,
That you'll rest in peace when I use my guillotine,
The only thing you'll find, while you're hiding in the sand,
Is with my ground-flying typing I rule the air and the land.

Skorupi:
I'm in pursuit of the win, hit you with a bug bite,
Your disses won't get through my battle armor, I'm gonna win this fight.
I slash through the night, your wins as false as your swipe,
What kind of scorpion's not even a poison type?
I injected poison to my rhymes, and now I'm gripping my prey,
Watch you slowly fade away you'll never see the light of day.
You say I'm hiding in the sand, well you never leave your cave,
People look at you cause they only crave, AN HM SLAVE!

Gligar:
Why don't you knock it off already? You're getting pretty unsteady,
The razor fang is pumping through me, (evolves into gliscor) you're very unready.
I'll slice you in half with my x-scissor, paralyse you with my glare,
and a wing attack to send you flying through the air. (skorupi evolves into drapion)

Drapion:
You really think you'll beat me, coming in from AWD,
I'm sniping down your rhymes, one ice fang, you're history.
With my keen eye I can see, that you're losing this fight,
Try and gaze at my scary face, catch a glimpse of real fright.
I can scrap a car in one swipe, and I'm scrapping this bat too,
I'll break your brick brain, trap you in a rock tomb.
It may be in your type, but I'm still so much flyer,
For my fangs of fire are enough to make you retire.
This rapping's not a facade it's just my natural gift,
It may not be in my movepool but my rapping's really swift.
You've fell to my stinger, and there's no way you'll fight back,
But for now you'll get a critical cross poison rap attack-

Gliscor:
I used my protect and now I've endured your attacks,
You think I won't fight back, well you better be ready for a smack.
You thinking your rap was effective shows me that you're not the brightest,
Cause a clusterton of shapes doesn't scare me in the slightest.
It'll be this purple ogre, who is next to bite the dust,
As I fire fang you, until you combust.
You call that a rap? Sounded more like a screech,
I'm so fly, in the sky, while you can't even reach.
My poison jab will leave you with scars on your face,
Make you faint with feint attack, I'm the aerial ace.
I'm covered by my sand veil while you're trapped in a sand tomb,
But it doesn't matter cause an earthquake leads to your doom.

Drapion:
Your earthquake doesn’t scare my 110 defense,
You wouldn’t live a hit from any move, my power’s too immense.
I’m sure it won’t be a venoshock when you lose,
Cause I just brought an acid downpour without busting a z-move.

DeanFalcon as Gligar/Gliscor
Swoldow EVGRB as Skorupi/Drapion
Written by Psytube
Mixed by Psytube and DeanFalcon

Pokemon Rap Battle #1 Gligar vs Skorupi

PRB #2 Preview

Julian as Dry Bowser & Announcer
Swoldow EVGRB as King Boo 

Thumbnail by Sonic Smash

Mixed by Julian & Jacob Graal

Beat Produced by Kustom

Written by Henry Jones,   powerpunk gamer, Swoldow EVGRB, Trakked, SJ1764, Julian, Legion, KennethH5 and MetaMachine 


Lyrics:  

Welcome to a Mushroom Kingdom Rap Battle!
In this level  we got our Skeleton counterpart Dry Bowser 
up against the master of all Boos, King Boo
spit!

Dry Bowser:
Hot as the Lava I rise from, flow farthest from my name, you can bet.
You have no-body, yet testing this heat means you’re in over your head.
Bones thrown posed to dethrone, I’m dark. You aren’t, unlike the moon.
Send Shivers down your spine, I’m the second undead that’ll serve you!
Lacking backbone, F-tier jumpscares, I’ll top you, I’ll off you.
With raps so fire you’ll have to turn away your view.
Degraded to a cameo, it’s laughable. Enjoy the shade that I’m Karting?
You’re ghostly ghastly army’s due for a REAL Mario Party!


*King boo laughs*

King Boo:
So I see some dried up bowser who trying to take my crown? 
Take all your potions and powers, my lava flow drowns you out!
A bowser best underground, not remembered by the fandom
Once you’ve been de-animated you’ll learn to bow to this phantom
I am a Boolossus in this battle. Bog-mired you in your grave
Even Chauncey’s less of a baby than you, this bonehead needs to learn to behave
We could both throw down, but I know you got no guts.
So when I’m finished it’ll be you who keeps his eyes shut.

Dry Bowser:
You're scared of a house-cleaning device, that’s less scary than screaming “Boo!”
I’ll break you more then the blocks that Mario breaks through
I’m fought in four Mario games when you just fought in just two!
I’ll send you back to your Paranormal Dimension once i'm through with you
How would you stop me when you can’t even handle Luigi
I’ve popped boners more threatening than his “ethereal majesty”
That crown on your top only means that your kind is weak.
So I’ll just dip you in the lava: Show you what true hell means.

King Boo:
Throwing Evershade on you. It's evident you won't be dissin’ this
So go back to your dry bone crew. My portrait ghost army is limitless
My lyrical Bob-ombs have left you broken in Pieces
I'm not afraid of you, fool, so quit acting like you're that decent.
Leave this “spooky scary skeleton” rattling in his closet
Before I send your bones to feed Spooky. You're demise is a promise!
This bonehead doesn't know true art! I'll paint away your future endeavors
I'll display your loss, like a portrait, next to Mario’s…. FOREVER!!!!

Who Won!?
Who Next?!
You Decide!!!

MUSHROOM KINGDOM RAP BATTLES!!!! 

*Dry Bowser Roars*


Hint: RPG Guides

Dry Bowser VS King Boo. Mushroom Kingdom Rap Battles 2.

Cover Art by Jughead Jay

Jughead Jay as Jimmy Neutron 
Julian the Beast as Timmy Turner & Announcer.

Beat Production: Kustom 
Mixed by: Julian

Karaoke: picosong.com/wsk4u/

TV RAP BATTLES 
TIMMY TURNER!
VS 
JIMMY NEUTRON!
BEGIN

Timmy Turner:
When Timmy’s Turning tables, you better Runaway Rocketboy!
Because I’m causing more chaos than your two robot toys
Unlike your first film, seems you couldn’t kick the buckets
The way you’re animated is as distasteful as the Wishing Muffin
It seems your Power Hour got outrun by Planet Sheen
It’s hard to brag when your heads topped with chocolate ice cream
You leave them lost as Quasar, but they enjoy my “broadcasts”
What do they say when they wanna run away? Gotta Blast!

Jimmy Neutron:
Copying Calvin and Hobbes to get weight off your shoulders?
Giving you a Brain Freeze, while you’re looking for a burner
I see, Beaver Boy; ‘Robbin’ your gigs as a sidekick?
Quite different from the Norm, so the public makes you homesick
Your friends, fairies, fan base, the dream theory I believe
Came out as transgender before you were even conceived
You’re a guy of many bites, always taking high fractions!
Your lines were Fairly Odd after causing Live Action

Timmy Turner:
Oh my God-dard, how the (poof) did you get Cindy?
Your show makes Johnny Test a better Dexter’s Lab wannabe 
This isn’t Science Fair; Brain Blastin’ Fast, Lab 
Rat
Thomas Edison called, and he said he wants his inventions back 
“Nerd-tron” Robot Suits you, getting olders your placeholder
When I have the microphone I run Nick’s shows out of order
You’re driving me Crockers, Nicktoon Unite for a few viewers
I’d rather watch Clockstoppers, you’re like other Dimsdale Losers!

Jimmy Neutron:
Listen Phony Phantom, or you’ll be like Dudley instead
Looking at your report card, you must be used to getting F’d
So Grow up, after spitting like you were in the kitchen
Sniffing up the scene like Sparky for Chloe’s Secret Wishes
Running on your school’s Track, but Francis won’t be back 
Seems this isn’t the first time you’ve been Snack Attacked
I can’t conclude what Tiny Timmy’s twisted minds all about
But my algorithms in tempo left you forever Spaced Out...
Gotta Blast!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

ON THE NEXT!
TV RAP BATTLE!

Written by: TV Rap Battles, JChay, Swoldow EVGRB, Honeycombs 96, RedKirby101IsHere, Light, Dani Frias and jay 
(Chiseled by 8_Bit_Brony)

Jimmy Neutron VS Timmy Turner. T.V. Rap Battles 1.

Some random guy on the internet who makes ERB style rap battles between video game characters.

Dry Bowser VS King Boo. Mushroom Kingdom Rap Battles 2.

T.V. Rap Battles

Recent comments

crewpostor🖕them all

Jordy

Alexandria M.

Danii

Related tracks