Hi Oxjam, I emailed 6 weeks ago and got an auto response.
We wanted to play your fest as "Tweezer" and play some Weezer songs
my friend Tim and I disagree about our favourite albums 
Today we are out drinking in a lovely pub garden

...again!

this seemed like a good idea 6 weeks ago past 11 pm
This is not a joke this is serious one hundred percent

we have recruited another member and his name is James
He's sick at guitar but Tim or I will have to play bass
We'll toss a coin to decide who is going to step up to the plate
I mean he slayed Islington Town Hall whilst he was totally wasted

In two thousand eleven - it was great
Tom Potts was unimpressed but now he lives
in the USA
I'm sending you a tweet
Please will you let us play

Can you imagine?
Please can you imagine a better guitar solo here
Heeeeeeeere

The hashtag is tweezlington
I think it is pretty great

Hi Oxjam Organisers

A sunny day in the countryside
For lunch I had a steak and mushroom pie
Everyone else has a really nice time
You don’t know how I feel inside

I have dug a hole.
And poured in my dreams.
And then buried them.

Muddy water splashes my face
I push the lever and accelerate
My son is not going to get a turn
But I paid full price to come to this place
 

Don’t dispute it
I won’t pretend
I’ll get back in the digger 
and do it again
Pouring soil
On my dreams
I changed my mind
Jump in start digging

I Have Dug A Hole

That girl I like is here
I think tonight's the night
I go and talk to her
Mutual friends said I should
She likes cooler bands I hear
I follow her on insta
that's not weird
I wanna go to this cinema she says is good

And this song comes on so

Put on my dancing shoes
And go stand in the corner
Awkwardly move my arms
And wait for the drop 

I hold my breathe and walk
Across the dancefloor
Over to her
I move in slo mo cos the floors so sticky
She dances to the music
On a light up floor
But waves at me
This conversation is going pretty awkwardly

Some 90s band is playing now

We first talked
In a sad disco
She talked a lot about Iron Maiden though
Did i confuse my life with a Wheatus music video?
Say it ain’t so