* (This entity seems to be busy.)
* (We have to get its attention.)

60. Wrong Entity

?] heh. that shocker in the hand trick's nae gonna get auld. 
?] what's wi' the gobsmacked look? coulda seen that comin'. 
?] anyhoo, name's sans. sans the skeleton. whit aboot ye?
S] . . . strong and silent type, eh? well, ye're bein' called pal for the rest o' yer days, I reckon. 
F] Hey! That thing could've get us killed!
S] oh, dinnae see ye there, pal. 
F] We're not your pals, get lost!
S] I knew buttercups could be poison, but that much? the more ye live, I guess. 
S] weel, ye'll ha'e to traipse through Snowdin by yerself then. I’ve heard a royal guard's keepin' an eye on that wee town. better watch yerself. 
S] I could help ye two sneak past him, but I only lend a hand to my pals. 
F] . . . Alright, alright, I'm sorry! But I'll be watching you.
S] as ye wish, wee floral stalker. now, let's get past those gates. lucky for ye lot, ye've got a pal like me, 'cos I've got a key, right here.

lazybones.

* ah
* i see how it is
* this... experiment
* this is for him and her
* trust

EX. 4NN4

Nobody has really done an mus_bad equivalent so I will

EX. D

* Shit.
* It's you.
* ...
* You must be so proud of yourself, sicko!
* You roam around the cities, wiping out everyone you see!
* But you're now here...
* ...
* You're ready to strike me down, aren't you?
* As long as I stand in your way, I'll be able to protect everyone remaining!
* It will certainly be a fight to the death.
* But you have come unprepared.
* You won't hurt anyone else.
* ...
* It's time I show you what hell feels like...!

EX. Rodri Exterminates Megalomaniac

S] * speak o' the royal guard, there he is.
S] * hiding behin' that lamp, yer wee pal can bide here wi' me. 
F] * WHAT?, Oh no. No no no! 
    * Don't you think about leaving me here with him!
S] * dinnae worry, I donae bite. 

?] SANS, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?
S] * dinnae ye ken what time it is? It's break time.
?] A BREAK FROM WHAT? YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING ALL DAY!
S] * a break frae another break, i've been resting fur ages a'ready. 
    * dinnae ye think I deserve it? 
?] UGH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU ANYMORE, 
    * DID YOU AT LEAST RESET YOUR TRAPS?
S] * aye, I surely did. those wee rats'll ne'er get past 'em. 
    * yer pasta's safe, aye. 
?] YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
S] * sure thing, paps.
P] DON'T CALL ME BY MY NAME! I CAN'T LET HUMANS HEAR THAT.
S] * dinnae fret, papyrus, the only things 'round here are us an' that lamp.
P] I SHALL GO NOW. FAREWELL, BROTHER.

. . .
P] OH, AND BEFORE YOU GO, 
    YOU SHOULD WATER THAT PLANT A BIT.
P] IT LOOKS DEHYDRATED.

Bwah Hah Hah!

[* Feeling cold wind hitting you in the face filling you with DETERMINATION]
[* ...and filling with need of some nice warm mittens]

Frozenlands

Howmanytimesdoihavetocallmythemessudoxe...

"The... Sudoxe?" - A Self-Insert "Undyne"

* ...Take you down at once!
* ...No time to waste!
* Here comes the SUDOXE!

---

Art by my friend Duke, Design by Me.

"Hehh... heh... HEYAAA!" - a Self-Insert "NGAHHH!!"

Woah, Frosty~

H43H43HH4H4H4H3H34!!!
Y0U L1GHTN3R3S SUR3 4R3 FUN T0 M3SS 'R0UND W1TH!!!
1'MM H4V1NG L0TS4 FUN !

But do not worry.
I am
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* ...
* NUMBR wants to play a G4M3.

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60. Wrong Entity

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