Eight Hundred and Eight Blasted Birds

fuck off

i play roblox
it's not a roadblock
it is just a game
i promise it's not lame

i been playin brookhaven
my four kids are behaving
i do my job, i'm a cop
on the night shift, i don't stop

on the weekends, i play shark bite two
i'm feeling weakened, might need a quick bite too
i grab a snack, i'm not picky
hope my fingers don't get sticky

when i'm playing, i eat cheese puffs
i can't stop, i can't get enough
i'll finish the whole bag of puffs
in one day, i'm like mrs. puff

i'm building a boat for treasure
a pirate, on my endeavor
my first mate, his name's trevor
they say we'll quit, no, never

got bored, joined house slide
some kid lost his house, he cried
i told him get lost, this is my time
he saw my crime, i can't rhyme

don't look at me, i'm on blox fruits
you don't deserve it, not my recruit
get outta here, go down the chute
you're covered in brown, covered in poop

i broke my tv, i fell off the obby
get good kid, go back to the lobby
i told my mom i'm very sorry
she said get off your ass, go get a jobby

i'm building up my tycoon
yours got destroyed by a typhoon
you're dead, gotta be fed via spoon
you're a clown, look like a baffoon

get off my boat, walk the plank
i'm sure you'll float, maybe you sank
you're done kid, get lost
oh yeah, watch out for the frost

we're in the arctic
my crew and i, we're all sick
it's cold as hell, i need a blanket
was that you? did you stank it?

my bars are solid
you dropped outta college
i'm smart as fuck
you own a duck

i decided to close roblox
my dad told me get lost
he took my things, and tossed
them out the door
i'm on the floor
i can't be sure
i will endure

the song's over
you can go home
it's joever
the soda's cold

Roblox Fire

I've had this idea for a song for like ever, way before I even thought I would make music. You could probably guess, but I'm trying to capture the feeling of ***THE BREAKUP*** (obligatory 'lmao') idk why I'm so awkward about this, anyway... yeah basically. I had the idea for starting off nice but kinda off-putting, then eventually getting into a hard techno beat and kinda riding that for the rest of the song, and mayyyyyyyybe some vocals, which of course you can see I did put in. I'm not really sure what else to do, I feel like the whole beginning up until the vocals is kinda empty, but idk what to put there to fill the space. Waiting for input from Anton or Mitch I guess lol.

Killing Her (first version)

Back again with another phase of Killing Her development. I added some more instruments to the sections that felt lacking, and some other things to spice it up. I also made the cover art, I think it looks alright. I drew that on a real piece of paper first, with some color, then took a picture and took that into paint 3d, then re-colored everything basically, drew over everything. The eyes are kinda copied from a drawing she did at the place we both worked at, I thought it would be a nice nod, while also really adding to the art. In the middle is 'her' casket. Cuz I 'killed' her metaphorically, remember? That's kinda the double meaning I've decided this song has. 'Killing' her by breaking up, then 'killing' her again by putting to rest the idea of her with this song. I do love my double meanings. I will say, it was painful to look back through old pictures to find the reference for those eyes. I still feel like the lyrics sound corny asf, but I'm just gonna force it until someone tells me they suck I guess. I have maybe a few more ideas to finish this one off, but we'll see. I also don't feel like my vocals fit very well, but I can't quite put my finger on why... so it's gonna stay that way.

Killing Her (second version)

bombasluthe

have you ever wondered what it feels like to be stuck on first shift? on your eighth week of your three week training? this is how i feel. especially with a certain someone. but someone else makes it better. i guess. five minute conversation. ok.

tarkov

I had this idea a while ago, combining the main theme from Lethal Company with Wheatley Science from Portal 2. They're completely different BPMs, so really this shouldn't work and I don't know how I got it to work. The LC theme is 234 bpm, double that if you wanna count every beat of it. Wheatley Science is 141. So I slowed down the theme a little and I guess I got it perfectly somehow. Idk, it sounds interesting to me. Yes I'm uploading this at 4:22am.

Lethal Company Main Menu X Wheatley Science

Killing Her - Murder-Suicide Edit test 1

Yo, this is the instrumental version of Killing Her, obviously, you can read titles. Idk, just thought I should put this out there, maybe I'll make an effort with all future works that include vocals to make an instrumental version too, as long as the vocals aren't needed for the song to 'work' I guess. Like in this, I kept in the gasp at the beginning and end because I feel it's necessary. Anyways, I don't really like this cover art, it's a pretty sloppy fill bucket with a more dead looking grass color, when this goes out everywhere else it's gonna look nicer. But it's nearly 5am so I don't give a shit. I just want to put this on here so I can listen to it with my earbuds and see how it sounds. Have a nice day.

Killing Her (Instrumental)

The short(er) version of Killing Her, because I know that it's a kinda long song anyway. I literally just cut parts out of the project file, so if it sounds like shit that's why.

Killing Her (Short Version)

Definitely didn't accidentally delete this one too from the main account... oh well. It had 11 plays.

Not quite the picture I wanted for the cover, but oh well, it's the same concept. I envisioned a device that would 'core' a planet, like an apple. Planet killing machines are always existentially dreadful. I tried to capture that in this song I guess.

Planet Coring World Killer

This is the backup account for https://soundcloud.com/onecrafter17 for other shit I guess.

Eight Hundred and Eight Blasted Birds

TwoCrafter18

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