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TWO HOUR SHOWER

this is about our favorite student/teacher relationship at our pinche alma mater. 🐛

Future Teacher

This was gonna be in Into the spider verse but we wuz late

Mary Jane

Take a train trip to the north pole 🎅

LYRICS:
It’s in my eyes 
It’s in my eyes 

Ketchup in my eyes 
It’s going through the train 

It’s in my eyes 
It’s in my eyes
Santas changing right before me 
Think I saw this once before 

Get back on 
Get back off 

It’s in my eyes x2
Slamming a glass on the wall 
Stripping in the drive through 

 in my eyes
It’s in my eyes x2
Cant even get a ride
To the tide where we’ll die
Chorus

Metro patrol
 says we can’t 
bring our boards 
now we’re shit 
outta luck 
with no ride 
stuck in a rut 
wanna feast 
on chicken guts 

It’s in my eyes 
Santas changing right before me
I think I’ve seen this once before

Get back on get back off

Performances:
Sevgy: guitar, vocals
Eluhash: drum practice pad, body percussion, vocals
Hmed: keyboard, body percussion, vocals

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Santa - Lounge Version

This song is called drowning and its about drowning lol


Lyrics by Elijah Reyes
Music by Angel Aliano, James Fall, & Seb Moeller

Drowning

this one's about a crazy guy on the chinatown metro goin ham through the train. in honor of queeny santa stark from the game of bones.

LYRICS:
It's in my eyes
It's in my eyes
Kechup in my eyes goin through the train 
it's in my eyes
It's in my eyes
Santa's changin right before i think i saw this once before
get back on, get back off,get back on, get back off
it's in my eyes
its in my eyes
slammin glass on the wall dripping through the drive through
in my eyes
its in my eyes
cant even get a ride to the tide where we'll die
get back on, get back off,get back on, get back off
metro patrol says we can't
bring our boards, now we're shit
outta luck, with no ride
stuck in a rut, wanna feast, on ckicken guts
it's in my eyes 
its in my eyes
Santa's changin right before i think i saw this once before
it's in my eyes 
its in my eyes
Santa's changin right before i think i saw this once before
get back on, get back off,get back on, oh get back off

Santa

this is about the best relationship at our alma mater




















the student-teacher one

Buture Beacher

based off of a bunch of prison videos by Shaun Attwood I watched at 1AM. Praise be to the wild man andd fuck those nazi scum

LYRICS:
I dont wanna show no heart but I don't wanna get punked out
Gotta flee the scene but not get seen all I'm thinking about
Take a drink so that I wont get smashed tell my mate I'm gonna go
Told myself to roll up outta there and i wasn't about to get told no

It's all around me but I'm scared of her
I know shes gonna get me one day
Like a shot caller put on the green light
Feel like locking myself away

Wildman wanted to go to sleep, and he wasnt gonna take no shit
Aryan brother came up to him and said let me see your sentence list 
The independent hit him straight away and he went to bed as well
He ain't gonna get no tats, he played his cards fuckin well

It's all around me but I'm scared of her
I know shes gonna get me one day
Feel like a shot caller put on the green light
Feel like locking myself away

 get called a pinche pupper you got no choice but to fight
I left some of my property back there but I'm still alive

Wyld man

Almost made it onto astro world. the lyrics were entirely auto-generated by the master lyricist Siri through the palms of the great boolin pickett. Please enjoy this re-record of an old classic.

LYRICS:
Astro turfing is the best and most 
interesting aspect you've provided for
my mom doesnt know what im going through
which is great
Ain't no one that i can still think
Coy at my house is my life
join me for a free game
i just have no idea what im talking about

and i know that youre the best person
that youll never leave me
swear to my dad he must have ad a good reason
oh geez that is just not too bad
but it doesnt even mean that you can
yeah BUM BUM

Bastro Blide

people be slippin and bailin hard 
big scooter seth demonstrates such

seb n smelly bumpin the track

Quick Left

a song about the streets of manhattan during a very scary Halloween night! the first single off of our second album!

Halloween in Manhattan

friends and fighters get ready
RIP Wicked J
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second album coming mighty soon!!

booking/ inquiries: 2hourshowerband@gmail.com

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