my life is like a video game and i just died. fuck

yes, the "stew" in "Whoopass Stew" is a swap of the "broth" in "Hero's Broth". its also the original name for the Powerpuff Girls show! which isnt really Spatty-related but its a cool ref i think.

"chromie is gonna do the actual writing later" so uh

"I would much rather start with simple questions."
"Have you experienced head pain in the past week/months?"

> HEY don't try skirting around the topic now. What's mine is MINE alone, especially the history of MY sensations.

"How far back are you able to remember/what is your earliest memory?"

> What are you even getting at? Invasion of my psyche is a fruitless endeavor. Fate is my guide. You're bound to find NOTHING of use.

"Your lack of useful answers is telling. What a damn pain."
"If cooperation is not attained, further measures must be taken."

[B22] Live Brain Coroner: Dolahn

(edit) apparently this song is canon in daneon's 5same now... wow

got bored and made a full version

mashing the vocals together was @wheezy1-1 's idea lol

bla bla bla go check out @inkcubedude 's deltarune au 5same puppet and @twomoroa19x2 and @realmaz 's au 4same other puppet, natch vocals are by @flardenal, yobon vocals are by @gvain-zombie

natch elevator (official version) - Daneon's Deltarune; The 5xSame Puppet

This is a “Natch ESS: “This World’s a Mess”” replacement.
Think about it, no one has EVER, in the HISTORY of the Puppet Pipeline, made a version of Kris based on Solitaire, specifically the version that’s available on old Windows PCs!
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{chessenashter♟️} - << Ugh, it’s busted. Just my luck… Well, looks like I’ve got work to do. >>
[K♠️ ➡️ Q❤️]
: Well chop my chaps, it’s a stranger! Howdy doo?
{chessenashter♟️} - << ACK! Oh, um, I mean… How do you do, fellow… cow… person? >>
[Q♦️ ➡️ J♠️]
: Don’t worry, I don’t mean you no harm! Name’s Io Bonitaire. I’m a wandering bounty hunter of sorts.
: You wouldn’t happen to have a bounty on your head, would you…?
{chessenashter♟️} - << Wh-what?! Of course not! >>
[10❤️ ➡️ 9♣️]
: You do look pretty darn worried about something or other…
{chessenashter♟️} - << Let’s just say my “steed” is exhausted from the trip, and I’m not sure if I could find the materials to fix it back up around these parts. >>
[J♠️ ➡️ 10❤️ + 9♣️]
: Materials? Why would you need materials for a horse? Sounds pretty darn suspicious to me…
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thumbnail by: @le_samme
song by: @its-appel-on-purpose
vocals by: @grassdemon
Writing by: me. ite.

Solitaire by: Toby Fox
Deltarune by some guy

The Other Puppet by
the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by
@notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps Imao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and <@967647561110401085>
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @realshree
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by: @plabet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @twomoroa19x2 and @maz!!!
The Same Same Same Same Same by: @inkcubedude
The Same Same Same Same Same Other by: @itethecrapoc

Jesse, jij bent niet Suzan en Freek. Dat is scheikundig gezien ONMOGELIJK-

io Bonitaire ~ “Child of the Prairie” [Deltarune; The 5xSame+Other Puppet]

IT'S MAINLINEY!!!! it repeats THREE TIMES INSTEAD OF TWO!!!! mainline god will be so proud of me 🥹
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song by: @kagecake !!!
puppet pipeline by: people

BUDDY!!! Such A Such!! \001\Nameeasuchdespattey\002\MealDeseverver\G (B uddy-side)

This is the "Reissit, the Wizard" au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse". The polls yearn for your input.
 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
 Round 1: Disinformation VS Agenda Setting
 [disinformation]------------ ] 44.2%
 [agenda setting]------------ ] 55.8%
 ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡ ᴿᵉˢᵘˡᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ¹¹⁸⁹ ᵛᵒᵗᵉˢ
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 YOU.
 You there.
 Listen closely.
 
 REILI: So YOU'RE the source of all that blasted noise...
 REILI: What do you want, pale freak?
 
 Round 2: Join the Crowd VS Information Overload
 [join the crowd]-------------- ] 60.1%
 [information overload]------- ] 39.9%
 ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡ ᴿᵉˢᵘˡᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ¹¹⁷⁴ ᵛᵒᵗᵉˢ
 ------------------------------------------------------------
 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 Your power.
 Has been recognized.
 You WILL join Dacharie's O.G. Army.
 And serve among many other mighty warriors.
 Your comrades await your great power.
 
 REILI: Bah! I have no need for recognition by mere simpletons.
 REILI: Your "army" has no forces to fight against, fool.
 REILI: Buzz off.
 
 Round 3: Flak VS Foot in the Door
 [flak]------------------------ ] 57.6%
 [foot in the door]------------ ] 42.4%
 ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡ ᴿᵉˢᵘˡᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ¹²⁰¹ ᵛᵒᵗᵉˢ
 ------------------------------------------------------------
 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 Mundane simpleton.
 You know not the forces of greatness.
 Not known even if it hit you on your hairless head.
 Weakling.
 
 REILI: HOW DARE YOU!
 REILI: I'M NOT BALD!
 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
 art by @zurtis0curtis
song by @shree_mp3
writing by @epik_bruh
voice by @zurtis0curtis too hi
 Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse is by @kristheyogamekris, @zurtis0curtis, @shree_mp3 and @epik-bruh <-(WHO IS THIS GUY WHY DOES HE KEEP APPEARING HERE)

[senoks mom birthjam] Shiellina, Extraction And Enlistment [The 4Same Puppet: Another Curse]

This is the "POWER LEFT: 0%” replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet". one more.
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? My head feels heavy... Maxxie, what kind of party is this?

[PAGE 21/?]
TAKE A LOOK GREG YOU HAVE DONE SO WELL YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL EIGHT PROXIES JUST LIKE I ASKED

? Proxies? What do you mean taken? 

[PAGE 22/?]
THE LOST SOULS OF THE FOREST ARE SO DELIGHTFULLY ENTWINED IN MINE GREG

? What is going on? This is too freaky for me I'm gonna get out of here!

[PAGE 23/?]
YOU WILL NOT
L
E
A
V
E

! No! I'm leaving! I don't know what you plan to do next but I don't like it. Gosh this headache is unbearable! 

[PAGE 24/?]
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU GREG

!? WHAT!?

[PAGE 25/?]
PLEASE GREG YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA D̷͓̆I̵͖͌Ë̸́͑ AT A RIPE OLD AGE? ?? ??? ARE YOU S͙T͙U͙P͙I͙D͙ GREG

[PAGE 26/?]
THE 【G】【U】【E】【S】【T】【S】 DON'T LIKE YOU R͟U͟I͟N͟I͟N͟G͟ THE ÇÈRÈMÖñ¥ LIKE THIS

H̴̱̀Ä̵́ͅ ̸͔̀H̷̙͋Ȧ̵̓ ̶̃͝H̵͕͐A̴̓͝ ̵̛ͅH̶̏́A̷͒͘ ̸̽̇H̵͛̉A HA HA HA ̋̓H̶̿̈́A̵͗ HA

dialogue and art by @plabet
song by me

FOUND MY PAGES - [Deltarune: The 4same Puppet]

This is the "Moule and Decay" replacement for my AU "KQ/DR:TNSP,VS: The UnSamer Puppet".
Moule and Decay by @westlythebestly is based on Giga Putting by @zootyplex

*AHEHEHEHEE!
*AHOOHOOHOOHOO!
*I'LL USE MAI TEETH
*TO FUCKING KILL YOUU!

APPLE A DAY [KQ/DR:TNSP,VS: The UnSamer Puppet]

But This IS a: "I Can't Pick That Up" replacement for my AU: "some kind of "The same same same other ' pueggt, who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 
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[Krisp]___High Score - 200 -
"☝︎"

[••• underwater, after crossing the tightest sea caves, you finally see a familiar face •••]

-[" Hey! chummy... wanna-talk 
'bout what happened?]

* ...
* havve you ever heard the saying "bee' careful what you wish F̶o̶u̶r̶ for?

-[Huh?]

* u s̶e̶a̶ see. desires move people, i have desires t̶w̶o̶ too, matey..

* that treasure
* The treasure is MY desire.
* it's yours too a p̶a̶r̶e̶n̶t̶ apparently, maybees you and i are not that different

-[" Da treasure looks too-good to be TRUE, but I don't doubt it too much either. ]

* it IS TRUE.
* i know it's true because.
* i enjoyed the  t̶r̶e̶e̶sure treassure.

-[" Heyyy!!! why do YOU want it then! .
isn't that enough?]

* As i m̶a̶i̶d̶ said. before, be careful what you wish for.
* i wished i c̶o̶l̶d̶ could. see further, I wished for a longer life, and yEEEs, it was a long life, but.
* it wasn't precisely a "life", my flesh started to rOt, both my arms fell off, my nose, im f̶a̶i̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ falling apart.
* i think we both go down similar paths, our experiences separate us but our goal is the same.
* so, wanna game? let's be a  ̶t̶e̶a̶l̶ team!

[ ••Yeah -Or- Na-Yeah•• <3 ]

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thumbnail by: @twomoroa19x2
song by: @kristheyogamekris
(not here but) VA by: @jodielolol

Deltarune by Toby Fox

The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by
@notrealnevereal

The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel

The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps -Imao, and @sharemy-main-546770460

The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz

The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore

a Same Same Same pupept by @quirk_yeah

Some kind of "Same Same Same Other' pueggt by:
@kagecake @twomoroa19x2 @jodielolol and @kristheyogamekris

seriouston by: senok i think
(do u guys know krisspou is a zombie right)
i miss u chromie

Hrmph! You weren’t even trying! -[DELTARUNE some kindof '''saem same same other pueggt'']

This is replaceful!
Song by @ziyproject
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- (𝘏𝘮𝘮.. 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘛𝘝 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯.)
- (𝘐𝘵 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯..?)

The heart of the city beats with a shining blood not it's own...
Mysteries and incidents pumping through the beautiful arteries.
UNTIL TODAY!
That's Kriss, Private eye. Taking a stab into the world of crime. 
I'll take any case! And for the next week, it's all discounted 50%!
So remember! If you have a problem, call the master of all skills.
The number is 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃!
That's right! 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃!

SponsoredByPAPYIntelligenceCorpsSignUpTodayAtAnyRecruitmentCenter
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Yeah thats right we made a hey every. we did it. We freaking did it. There will be no A Real Boy. Kriss is not a boy.
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Dandice is whispering in my ears. So are you?
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I would've made a real image but i really wanted to do something like this at least once.
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This is getting ridiculous isnt it

C-C-C-COLD OPEN - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Other Puppet]

What? I can't hear you over my PUPPET!

This is one of many "Natch ESS: "This World's a Mess"" replacements :> Think about it! Everybody… and I mean EVERYBODY’s made a continuation of this guy. But not one based on Pokemon TCG! How the f*ck do you even play that game dude…
-
- -
- - - -
♚KNIGHTn477♚ ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ
And who might you be, outsider?

⦅OPPONENT'S TURN⦆ 
⦅✪⦆  Gnaw  10
WAHHH!! I didn’t expect a CHALLENGER out here!! R U lookin 4 rare monsters 2??

♚KNIGHTn477♚ ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ
Monsters?? Why would you search for the monsters?

⟊⍜⎍⍀⋏⏃⌰ 
— It seems I've encountered some sort of thrill seeking, adrenaline junkee, a strange attitude for an outsider. — 

♚KNIGHTn477♚ ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ
Do you need help finding your way back to the village, outsider?

⦅OPPONENT'S TURN⦆ 
⦅✪⦆  Nuzzle
The VILLAGE??? Y would ANY1 want 2 go there??? With all those HIGH and MIGHTY willows who never want 2 battle me…

⟊⍜⎍⍀⋏⏃⌰ 
— This person seems to have a distinct disdain for the villagefolk, a potential threat. Noted. — 

⦅OPPONENT'S TURN⦆ 
⦅✪⦆  Charge 
Wait a segundo!!!! R u working with those damn VILLAGERS??? I CANT BELIEVE I LET MY GUARD DOWN!!

♚KNIGHTn477♚ ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ
Well hang on outsider, we can work together as long as you sware to-

⦅OPPONENT'S TURN⦆ 
⦅✪⦆  Charge 
Im NOT gonna listen 2 u try to convince me that those guys r cool!! AND DONT CALL ME OUTSIDER!!
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thumbnail by: TUNA CANNOT.. the @stupidddum as well as one CHESTER CHESS and the great... MEEEEEE
song by: ME! NOT DANEON!
vocals by: the illustrious @december-pesto
Writing by: somebody i used to know

Pokémon by: Satoshi Tajiri
Deltarune by Toby Fox

The Other Puppet by
the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by
@notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps -Imao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and <@967647561110401085>
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @realshree
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by: @plabet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by: @twomoroa19x2 and @realmaz!!!
The Same Same Same Same Same by: @inkcubedude
The Same Same Same Same Same by: me me me me and a team of specialists

Refrigerator, alligator, machinator, terminator?

Yokét Siji... "This Region's Gonna See!" [Deltarune; The 5ame Other Puppet]

TSS&$$$P but awesomer cuz @twomoroa19x2 didn't like spam7% that much

BREAKING NEWS. 🗞️‼️
This is the «Kris$, “A Private Eye”» replacement for my/our AU, (wait no, THE AU. this is a big thing kid!), "Deltarune: The Same Same Et ?4^^3 Puppet" Think fast shucklenuts!, nobody has made an AU where "Monsieur.mystèremensongechiffrerboîtesûrserrureàcombinaisonbombelongnezmime" takes the role of «Kriss (Their name isn't really krisdollar  apparently, they're just kriss, that's what the tss&op description says!)»
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"📰🎙️🔊" ~ MONSIEUR. MYSTÈRY STRIKES AGAIN. 
-The "Arrogant Souls" bank has been robbed by this great face of evil, what will be his next move?

+ Oh, grettings, monsieur.
+ As you see...
+ I'm busy working on a case, maybe you should not get in the way.

"📰🎙️🔊" ~ KABOOM 💣💥!!!.
- Looks like Monsieur. Mystéry is causing chaos in Snarkytown! Dropping his bombs and making this town a mess.

+ HEY! PERSUASIVE-LAND POLICE STATION OFFICER HERE. 
+ Stop right now and put your hands up!

"📰🎙️🔊" ~MONSIEUR.MYSTÉRY IS OUT HIS RAILS.
- It seems that our hero, Frank Frogetzsmith Kriss, will stop Monsieur. Mystéry. 
- Will our hero be able to defeat him once and for all and put an end to this evildoer?
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song by: @sawtoothlifterarcs !!
VA by: @jalapino-colada
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by https://www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
The Same Same Puppet? whats that
The Same Same & Other Puppet by @plabet @its_versus @ziyproject & @epik-bruh
The Same Same & Other Puppet by @plabet @its_versus @ziyproject & @epik-bruh
Vocals by... NOT SPAM7%
AU by @twomoroa19x2 @sawtoothlifterarcs
fancy🍷 art by @twomoroa19x2 
pipejam 6 hosted by @sawtoothlifterarcs @twomoroa19x2 @saulijoelsaul (flower) and @fladernal 
(this puppet isn't related to pipejam at all, we are just swapping, Nyehehe!!)

Mystèremensongechiffrerboîtesûrserrureàcombinaisonbombel-||The Padlocked Mouth|| {Deltarune: TSSE?P}

look at my imperfections, look at them (any pronouns)

Hrmph! You weren’t even trying! -[DELTARUNE some kindof '''saem same same other pueggt'']

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