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Kris⠀ the Anything Muppet

YO BUDDY,

https://soundcloud.com/utgdumpsterfire/giga-puddi-3

https://the-other-puppet.tumblr.com/

Vocals https://vocaroo.com/1byYMQqcttOp
https://www.looperman.com/loops/detail/231620/4bars-futurebreaks-ghoststep-variation-1-111bpm-111bpm-breakbeat-drum-loop
https://vocaroo.com/1fyyuekwTjyV

[Deltarune: The Other Puppet] - GIGA プリン (v1)

This wasn't official when I made it but now its in Giga Pudding

This isn't canon to The Joker's take on The Other Puppet.

Deltarune: The Other Puppet - Bluescreen (Dialtone Replacement)

Desync

This is the "Kris the Anything Muppet" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Spamton takes the role Spamton!

* To: Kris
* Subject: Important Announcement
* I am seconds away from shooting myself directly in the head.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Spamton the Salesman of All Things

This is the "YO BUDDY," replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Follow-up
* I always keep my promises.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Hey there Kris! What's the name? It's me, Spamton. That's

This is the "Bluescreen" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Friends
* Since when did either of us ever need friends? All I need is to increase my sales, and all you need is to buy what I'm offering. Neither of us need friends. Neither of us need their help. Neither of us need Michael. Don't trust what that man has to say to you, he'S NOTHING BUT A FILTHY FUCKING CRIMINA
* [Domain Not Found]

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Domain Not Found

This is the "Iron Lungs" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* The faint buzzing of the lights permeates your very being.
* Despite the calm atmosphere, an impeding feeling of dread starts to well up within you.
* ...
* They better pay overtime here.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - Overtime

This is the "Desync" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Freedom
* We did it, Kris! We have finally earned the freedom we so utterly deserve! Is what I would have said... However, the contracts I am bound to have not yet expired. And they never will expire, as I have indefinitely signed my soul away... Although... Kris, you have a soul, correct? Perhaps you could let me... borrow... it!
* ...
* Or... would you rather have me TAKE IT BY FORCE??? GET READY FOR A CRASH COURSE IN FOLLOWING ORDERS, YOU MOTHERFU
* [Error 400: Bad Request]

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - 400 Bad Request

This is the "GIGA プリン" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet". It's heavily inspired by @thejoker's remix of Giga Pudding.

* To: Kris
* Subject: ██████
* This is my game now.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - MY שפּיל

This is the "wh-oHhEY!" replacement for our 110% most definitely AU, "Deltarune: The Different Puppet". YOU ALREADY KNOW TOO MUCH.

It's creepily quiet in this store.
You look back at the gas station parking lot. Only just now you're realizing the only car there is your own.
There should at least be a cashier, right?

* AhEM;; HEYHEYHEY!! ANYBODY IN HERE?!

In reaction you hear: a tiny squeak of terror and a chorus of many somethings falling off a shelf, somewhere near the back of the store.

pretty much everything by @sillierfish for this particular track... character designs by @sinholderangles and @sillierfish.
Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP, and @kagecake for the unoriginal TSP, and @notrealneverreal for the derivative TOP, and tobycore fox for the.
the.

[Deltarune: The Different Puppet] ,..-huh? [PIPEJAM 2]

This is the "Spamton The Salesman Of All Things" replacement for our 111% AU, "Deltarune: The Different Puppet". Who knows?!?!

You turn the corner to see a buglike creature-- holding a mug of hot cocoa in one spindly talon, trying to return various snack bags to their shelves with the other, and staring at you like a deer in the headlights.

* Oh. HELLO!!! Is this store, uh... IS IT OPEN?!

They flinch at your voice, but nod vigorously.

* ...Hey. Shouldn't there be a cashier? Or. Anyone working here at all?

Their antennae spike out in shock, as if they just remembered something important. The bug tries to skitter away, tripping over a stray bag of Popato Chisps™.

writing by @sillierfish, music & vocals by @sinholderangles (with main motif & lyrics written by @sillierfish), thumbnail drawn by @jaztymania except there was an EPIC BATTLE over the color palette where i, citrine sillierfish, emerged triumphant and just gave them the exact same palette as they had in the hey every. i'm sorry for being boring. character design by @sinholderangles and @sillierfish.
Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP, and @kagecake for the unoriginal TSP, and @notrealneverreal for the derivative TOP, and toby radioactive vulpine

[Deltarune: The Different Puppet] krees. the cashier or something [PIPEJAM 2]

This is a new song for my new and original AU, "Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune"  Think about it!  No one has ever made an AU that is after an AU that is before deltarune, placing it back where it started!  it is like "the same puppet" on a whole 'nother level!
--
(Somewhere, nearby, you hear the faint but unmistakable sound of something rustling through grass.)

~~~~

what!
is someone there!

~~~~~~

is that a microphone!

BREAKING [Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune]

This is the "Hi guys its me krisky" replacement for my new and original AU, "Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune" Think about it! No one has ever made an AU that is after an AU that is before deltarune, placing it back where it started! it is like "the same puppet" on a whole 'nother level!
--

~~~~~
~~~

(You look down to the base of the microphone, revealing an ant dressed in red)

oh its you!

~~~~~~~

um!
i cant hear you!

~~~

(the ant lowers lowers the microphone and speaks into it)

~~~~~~~~~~
{Well that would explain that!  Now where was I...}
{Oh yes!}
{INTRUDER!  INVADER!}

what!

{Have you come to destroy our precious lands?  Kidnap our queen?}

i dont know what you are talking about!
i am just walking!

~~~~~
{Oh.  So...  there is no news to be reported here, is there.}

news!
what do you mean news!

~~~~~~
{Hmm.  Since you're here... And you ARE trespassing...  I've got an idea!}

Hey!  It's me, Anton! [Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune]

This is the "Hi guys um so I made this song uh it's" replacement for my AU "Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune".  Think about it!  I joined late, and have to make like 7 songs within 6 days!
--
~~~~~~~~~
{My new story!  It goes like this:}
{ALIEN ATTACK!  CORRESPONDENT FORCED TO FIGHT FOR LIFE IN GRUESOME BATTLE!}

what are you doing!
i dont want to fight anyone!

~~~~~
{Don't you see it, kid?  This is just the story I need to make it big!}
{And remember, I'm just doing this in self defense!}

But I got this news reporter thing going on [Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune]

This is the "remembery" replacement for my AU "Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune".  No time to think!
--
~~~~
{You know, Krisky, I didn't do that for nothing.}

~~~~~~~
{A guy like me is overlooked by everyone!  It was hard enough to get your attention when I was trying to rip your face off!}

~~~
{What I need is to make it big.  To BE big.}
{So nobody could dare look past me ever again.}

~~~~~~~~
{And who is bigger, more popular, more prestigious than The Queen herself?}
{I can't be her, but I can be the next best thing.}

~~~~
{I have a way into the palace.  It's for emergency use only, but I need this right now.}
{If you really want to be part of a breaking story, I'll be waiting there.}

For The Fans... [Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune]

This is the "Entangled Flora" replacement for my AU "Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune". No time at all!
--
~~
{Hey!  down here!}

~~~
{It's not too far,  just a few obstacles!}

...

~~
{Boy, am I excited to get big!  Everyone's gonna know my name!}

~~~
{I sure hope this solves my problems and doesn't just exaggerate the underlying flaws I have!}

~~~
{Oh that's it just over there!}

Palace (Night) [Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune]

This is the "All's Well That Ends Well" replacement for my AU "Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune". Hurry up!
--
(as Anton steps into the Royal body, it is as if the world around him shifts)
(Legs which were far too short suddenly fit into the boots, as if it were made for him.)
(A body too small melds into the chestpiece, as if it were always there.)

~~~~~
{AHAHHAH!  KRISKY!  WE DID IT!}
{IM BIG!  IM BIG!  I FINALLY WONT BE SO OVERLOOKED}

wow!
i thought your voice would have changed!

~~~~
{IT DIDNT... DID IT.}
{...YES.  THIS BODY ISNT ENOUGH.}
{WHAT WE NEED IS A SCENE.  SOMETHING TO MAKE EVERYBODY LOOK AND SEE ME AS I AM.}
{A HUMBLE REPORTER, TURNED HERO!}

what are you talking about!
we are supposed to be sneaking out!

~~~~~~~~
{CHANGE OF PLANS, KRISKY.}
{THERE IS AN INTRUDER IN THIS PALACE.}
{AND THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN THEM AND SAVE THE QUEEN IS...}

Popular, Prestigious [Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune]

This is the "RIGHT...ƧYUӘ THӘIЯ???" replacement for my AU "Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune". Time's up!
--
{...ANTON!  THE NEWEST MEMBER...  OF THE ROYAL GUARD!}

*ROYAL ANTON blocks your path!
--
Forever and Radiant Trigger by @ns3k

JUST HOLD ON [Pip3Jam: The Puppet After The Puppet Before Deltarune]

look at my imperfections, look at them (any pronouns)

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