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Covid-'86 (Phase 1) - TwoShoes

Beats Produced by RyleyOnThaBeat
Mixed by @areyoufeelingitnowmrkrebs at @CikStudio
Written and Composed by TwoShoes
Performed by TwoShoes
Recorded in Tha Kitchn and at @CikStudio

Covid-'86 (Phase 1)

POST MORTEM THOUGHTS (Prod. By Benihana Boy)

PROMOTIONAL SONG!!! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!!!
Instrumental: "FADED" prod. AEBEATS
Mixed & Mastered by @areyoufeelingitnowmrkrebs
AEBEATS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF1c-fm-ra4JFKbqtBrFjlg
Beat Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9V1ArwRFs&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR25JvxMTJsJwr8Tc-pKEJ0laW11lxWQ0x4KY8pQD6pxeLphmBI3kIQQrRM

Ishy Ishy Walla Walla (feat. Dopamine)

My 2-ply Man
LYRICS

Verse:
He works at CVS
Always looks a mess
And won’t stop staring at me
I never paid him no mind
He seems so unrefined
But now I see things differently

He gives me Lysol
And rubbing alcohol
And aerosol spray and wipes
He said, “I’ll keep you in the pink,
I got the C and the zinc”
I said, “Baby, you’re my type!”

Chorus:
He’s my 2-ply man
He gets me all the rolls he can
And since this plague began
I need a 2-ply man

Verse:
Now he shines my knobs
Does all the dirty jobs
Cleans my mailbox with some purifier
He’s my self-respecting, disinfecting...
He immolates the junk mail
On a pyre

Won’t get the co-oh-vid
Reading O-oh-vid
While we snuggle up and shelter in place
We’re watching Tony Fauci
Sitting on the couch-y
And I let him get to second base

Chorus:
He’s my 2-ply man
He gets me all the rolls he can
And since this plague began
I need a 2-ply man

Bridge:
Don’t know how I got so blessed
But I’ll just let my karma be
Cause when you’re under house arrest
It’s nice to have your very own pharmacy

Verse:
Anti-bacterial soap
Really helps me cope
He brings a funny little greeting card
And I can’t worry ‘bout Corona
With a case of Arizona
Sweet tea in the yard

He’s got the toilet paper
Calculator
Says we’re good till 2023
He brings me paper towels
So when I move my bowels
I think of him tenderly

Double Chorus:
He’s my 2-ply guy
He’s got an endless supply
He’s gonna help me not die
My 2-ply guy

My 2-ply man
I think of him on the can
Cause when the shit hits the fan
A girl needs a 2-ply man


by Claudia Handler, based on a comment by my friend Beki Brindle

My 2-ply Man

a very tender song I wrote and recorded while stuck in the house during quarantine! hope your ears enjoyyyy!

Covid-'86 (Phase 1)

TwoShoes

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