As a young snowboy, Crusty was given a faulty keyboard which minorised every song he played. Luckily it suited his miserable personality, and here he has selected his favourite Christmas songs- and minorised them! 
"This collection of ruined xmas favorites is the ideal way to finish off 2020" says Crusty, "I hope you hate it as much as I do!"

Old King Wesley Wiped His Arse

Away for a Magners

As a small snowboy, Sad Snowman was given a faulty keyboard for his xmas, which only plays in a minor key. Luckily this suited his miserable personality perfectly! Here he presents his alternative "minorised" take on all your xmas favourites.
"I hope you enjoy these recordings... Actually I don't give a f*** if you do or not. Have a crappy xmas. noo I'm away to get pure melted!"

Feck The Halls!

Jingle Hell

Hark! The Horrid Angels Sing

REPEAT TO FADE  with Retrochemical

SHAPE UP  with Retrochemical

COFFEE AIN'T MY CUP OF TEA

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Sweet & Painless

Temple Street

Gallowa' Hills

West Of Everything

 Duncan Gray

Wild Mountain Thyme

Machrie bay

The "Tail" o Bob Johnstone's Coo

Feck The Halls

Winter Blunderland

Violent Night

O Come O Ye Hateful (Come Let Us Abhor Him)

Santa Claus is NOT Coming to Town!

No Joy To The World

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