Rap Battles Featuring Clarence

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

Let's celebrate Halloween night with a non-horror battle! In this ERBOC, Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Foo from Nickelodeon's Harvey Beaks go up against Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo from Cartoon Network's Clarence. Enjoy!

Zander Peers as Harvey Beaks
Leannaire as Fee
Zack as Foo
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
MarioWorldGuy as Jeff
WoodenHornets as Sumo

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
CLARENCE
VERSUS
HARVEY BEAKS
BEGIN!

Harvey Beaks:
Welcome to Bigbark Woods, the best place where you’ll meet your end
These weirdos are the only ones that won’t be my friend
Fee:
We’ll be spitting like The Spitting Tree, standing up for Harvey
Taking shots at us, well now you’re gonna have to pay a Fee!
Foo:
We’ll make a mess on these rebels, breaking you like a pebble
Leave this battle like how Ashley left you, or how you got expelled
Harvey Beaks:
You must have mud in your eyes if you think you can win this fight
I'll be stealing your victory as if they were Jeff's fries

Clarence (buildup):
I’m the Man of the House now, so please, listen for my orders
We could just be friends, unless you wanna cross my border
You really think a blue bird head can step to us? Think again
‘Cause I have imagination, and it doesn’t include you winning!
Clarence (rapping):
Now let us rumble in the Fun Dungeon, but for you, it won’t end well
I doubt you can face me, 'cause you’re too weak to punch yourself
Jeff:
Wipe you away like germs, since you three barely tried
Keep those hands away from my food, or else, I’ll push you down a slide
Sumo:
We’ll take you to Harvey, then have your packet sails shipped
Giving Harvey scars, and leaving you other 2 Mint Chocolate chipped
Clarence:
You’re gonna fail at spitting cyphers like how you failed as a babysitter
Your treehouse I’ll be chopping down like
Sumo:
TIMBER!

Harvey Beaks: 
Ha! Please friend, I’ll wish you good luck for that
Fee:
I’ll blow your blockhead if you say that to me again, freakin’ brat...
Foo:
Get more wins than a disguised pigs chins, fatso
All:
You guys are in so much trouble, and we’ll show you how though
Harvey Beaks: 
I bet your brain size doesn’t reach a quarter of a mile
Fee:
You’ll lose this battle like how Ryan lost his hairstyle
Foo:
With your OCD, you’re just an annoying over reactor
All:
These three will get kicked out like your original voice actor

All:
You disgraceful animals, you should know we’re the best of all time
Cheering our way on, while you’re stuck on the Broadway line!
Clarence:
Have Amy ride her bike on you, you’ll never find anymore friends
Looking like a Breadwinner, so consider this your end
Jeff:
Don’t let this bird get out of control, he’ll take his clothes off
Sumo:
Listen up, we're the Kings of the World, so you can't really talk
Clarence:
You better Hold Onto Your Handles, 'cause we're gonna leave you soiled
All:
It’s time we crack you like your sister
Clarence:
I love my eggs hard-boiled

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Clarence vs Harvey Beaks. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 49.

Estamos en la primera batalla de "Epicas Batallas De Rap Friki",esta vez se enfrentan Steven Universe contra Clarence.

Video disponible aquí:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJP5j90tMGw

(Perdón por los fallos de audio U.U)

(Por cierto,yo escribo las batallas en versos xD)

Letra:
Hola soy Clarence y en esta batalla
nadie que apoye a Steven se halla
Igual que con Connie y tus intentos de raya
son como tus rimas porque siempre fallan

Callan mis rimas a tu tonto equipo
Este Rap ni siquiera lo necesito
Las Gems necesitan otro tipo,
en tu equipo eres sólo el mosquito

¿No vas a la escuela?
No creo que salgas muy bien
¿Tu serie es una novela?
pues que crees ya vimos cien

Nadie que tenga cordura
se querría enfrentar conmigo
¿Como piensas asustar con
tu estúpida Gema en el ombligo?

Entre Sumo,Jeff y yo
estaremos golpeando a un tonto
¿O al no entender palabras
crees que estoy yendo demasiado pronto?

Cuídate luchando contra
el poderoso mago
¿Como piensas vencerme si
solo eres un estúpido vago?

Steven:

Que comience,Clarence,
¿Quieres que me avergüence?
En este Rap será como HomeWorld,
porque yo seré el que vence

No sabes de lo que soy capaz,
esto era solo calentar
Ya me puse mal,
yo puedo al mundo salvar

¿Seguro que sabes rapear?
¿Piensas que me vas a ganar?
Imposible no sabes actuar,
Cartoon Network te va a cancelar

Pues hoy te bajaré los
dientes que te quedan
¿Que has comido piedras?
ya empieza a madurar

Calmenme porque
estoy echando humo
Con tus ojos enlodados
puedes ver que eres mas feo que Sumo

Y además no me
puedes parar
Tu eres un niño
y yo una Gema de Cristal

Clarence:
¿Que estas diciendo?
creo que vas demasiado lento
Un momento,parece que
es a cebolla a quien me enfrento

Como si fueras Perla,
seguro tirarás un grito
¿Por que rayos combaten
contra una Gema Dorito?

Con tu serie haces que lloren,
nadie que se ría,
Yo con mis 9 años ya
salvo el día

Como si fueras Garnet,
te quedaras mudo,
¿Steven serio?,eres
un burro por hacerte el rudo

Creo que con eso basta
Steven pudiste hacer algo mejor
Soy un chico muy entusiasta
contra un niño que no tiene valor

Por esas y muchas razones
contra mi sales volando por la ventana
Por esos sentirás muchas impresiones
de que la batalla Clarence la gana

Steven:

¿Un niño que no tiene valor?
¡Porfavor!
Yo tengo aventura geniales,
¡tu juegas con la tierra perdedor!

Mis dibujos son de
la nueva era
¿Que hará Jeff?
Craftearme una espada de madera

Mi vida es algo trágica
pero vivo aventuras mágicas
Tu vida es muy...¿Clásica?
Tus aventuras son básicas

Mi historia es fantástica,
la tuya da lástima
Soy un chico para dar más,
tu tienes tu simio llamado Chad

Amigo estas yendo
al lado del aburrimiento
¿No estás muy en forma?
Mejor que te ayude con tu entrenamiento

Eres como la frase de mi papá,
pero no dicha bien:
Si Steven fuera perfecto,
no existiría Clarence.

Cast:

Steven Universe:Spunico
Clarence:ThePrayt

Escrito por ThePrayt,Spunico y WTFr4n.

Beat by Tristan On The Track


Steven Universe vs Clarence. Epicas Batallas De Rap Friki 1#

Mi primer rap para youtube. No tengo mucho para decir. xddd
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Steven Universe Vs Clarence Rap - Wold Battle Rap || TyroneM

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
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JMBRaps as Clarence
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Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 
