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SOYCEL CHUDJAK

soy punks w/ TzarBombah

Fake Friends

Postal

Crustsox - FPS (unreleased cover demo?)

I guess I felt sorry for you
You looked sad and blue, you looked torn and bruised
Then I took a closer look at you
There were marks on you with paint and tattoos
I thought you were misunderstood
But then I knew you weren't any good
Never met a worse person than you
I never met a worse person than you

We met up IRL taking photographs to tell your tale
Well, no one wants your autograph
Except your autistic, special ed cabal
Hell, you look really fucking dumb
Anyone can play a guitar or drums
You met up IRL
It was F-A-I-L
It was F-A-I-L

You sat around all day long
Listening to all those boring songs
You fucked around all day long
Ripping off the bong and everyone
I thought you were misunderstood
But then I knew you weren't any good
Never met a worse person than you
I never met a worse person than you

We met up IRL taking photographs to tell your tale
Well, no one wants your autograph
Except your autistic, special ed cabal
Hell, you look really fucking dumb
Anyone can play a guitar or drums
You met up IRL
It was F-A-I-L
It was F-A-I-L

I guess you need a bad guy in your life
I guess you can't say goodbye without suicide
I guess you got some problems, well I got mine
I guess I'm pretty fed up with all your lies

You met up IRL
It was F-A-I-L
It was F-A-I-L

https://youtu.be/dom05zPuai4 link to the youtube video were I originally got it from

Negative Xp - you're my stain (scrapped gamer 3 song)

9922_RWC - Belowground Reupload

eternal rest

i give up - Belowground reupload

A Ghost from the past

Belowground  - A Ghost from the past

*DISCLAIMER*
all music belongs to tzarbombah, i do not claim to own any of it, i am just an archivist

based and redpilled

killdozer

INCELLULAR MESSIAH (NOKILAM re-upload)

made a potion in my room late past light
brewing sinister alchemy is my birth right
sip it slow cause the spirits in the bottle bite
and ive never seen those fuckers lose a single fight


I'm in tune with the magic
never sober anymore
I unravel the fabric
while you shut and lock the door 

im a wizard
and I love casting spells


and my robe's getting wet
wading through this mist
and the ghouls getting mad
cuz they cant get nona this
if the opps fly on me they gon get the magic stick
fairy dust in their nose
got their head in a twist 

drawing sigils on the backs of my eyelids
got my toungue melting on some chemical
test strips
coming up orange sunshine what a nice trip
mix n match with all these spells and im losing grip

wizard

art by: nostalgist 

lyrics:

throwing up everything I dreamed of one day

lying on a corner

all i have are two cigarettes in my pocket

the smell of beer rising from the back of my throat

a gun pointing at my head
goodbye

two cigarettes in my pocket

This is what I'm thinking in the shower after getting rejected for the 10,000th time

I hadn't been on a date in so long
Burned her a CD with her favorite songs
But she turned me down so i snapped it in half
I'm so full of hate, I'm not stopping at that

So I'm killing stacy
'cuz she'd never date me
Won't even look at me
Now she has no choice

I'm killing her friends now
Kill every foid in this town
Till I reach my last round
I'll save that for me

Make you beg for mercy
Plead and cry on your knees
Make you say you love me
But you're still gonna die

Just wanted to love you
Now I have to kill you
Ohhh BANG BANG

It didn't have to end up this way
Could've gone out with me, even just for a day
I would've been the best husband and dad
There was never a chance since I'm not a chad

So I'm killing stacy
'cuz she'd never date me
Won't even look at me
Now she has no choice

I'm killing her friends now
Kill every foid in this town
'till I reach my last round
I'll save that for me

Make you beg for mercy
Plead and cry on your knees
Make you say you love me
But you're still gonna die

Just wanted to love you
Now I have to kill you
Ohhh BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Kill Stacy (Parody of Durr's She Hates Me)

Lyrics:
In 2005, I got a purple heart. I saw my buddies lying face-down in the dirt.
When I was in Iraq, I saw nothing but blood and gore. These memories hit me when I am walking to the store!

I am schizophrenic, and I have a gun. Stand back, I might snap, then we'll have some fun! Now I'm in Iraq, my reality has changed. I grab my loaded rifle, it's time to cause some pain!

Oh, it's time to cause some pain
Oh...
Oh, it's like a videogame
Oh...

In 2005, I got a purple heart. I saw my buddies lying face-down in the dirt.
Locals in Fallujah, they tried to kill us. They kind of looked like some of the people on this bus!

I am schizophrenic, and I have a gun. Stand back, I might attack, then you better run! Now I'm in Iraq, my reality has changed. I grab my loaded rifle, it's time to cause some pain!
I am schizophrenic, and I have a gun. Stand back, I might attack, then you better run! Now I'm in Iraq, my reality has changed. I grab my loaded rifle, it's time to cause some pain!

I Am Schizophrenic, And I Have A Gun.

*DISCLAIMER*
all music posted belongs to tzarbombah, i do not claim to own any of it, i am just an archivist

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