Pulled a face I’ve never seen
Leaf came close, left me clean
Took me to the other place
Where pollen came for a brief embrace

A sneeze came then, a horses kind
Reached across and pulled my mind
Half as much and twice as many
It wanted some but I didn’t have any 

Found a place I’d never been
Trees were weird, like super green
Climbing up I touched the sky
A cloud said boo oh my oh my

A fear came then, a horses kind
Reached across but I declined 
Twice as many, half as much
Tell me something ‘bout such and such

Christmas lights leading to dust
Christmas lights turning to rust
Christmas lights grin if you must 
Christmas lights til you’re fit to bust

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

Get off your toes
On the wiggly way
Follow your nose
On the sparkling day
The bird flies away 
When the bird comes to stay
On the wiggly way

All your friends are crazy
All your friends are sane
The salty magnet’s burning
Whatever will remain
Oh the wiggly way
Come and stake your claim

Magical horizons
Playing on your elbows
Misty rainbow rock
Cracks the bones below
Hello bearded vulture
Whenceforth do you go?

I think I’m headed out
I know I’m headed in
Tasty rusty motor
Take it for a spin
Oh the desert has no roads
Some water and a biscuit
Will have to see me through

Oh the wiggly way
Such a funny sight
Dropped her in the ocean
The ocean of delight

Oh the wiggly way
Such a funny sight
Dropped her in the ocean
The ocean of delight

wiggly way / OCEAN OF DELIGHT

The air is full of hair
In the mixed up zone
Lining up for kisses
On the broken throne

Moisturise the swamp 
Epitaph, so random 
Everything you do alone 
You do in tandem 

Said you led a charmed life 
Marbles in the doorbell 
Levitating wood grain
Making like a brain cell 

Ten thoughts of clay grains
Fighting for supremacy
Comes along a nature thing
Makes a murky mystery me

Now the dowry’s done
Sister’s got her bag
Gazing out at everlasting
Zig without a zag

ZIGZAG

Coming in at a tangent
From a mountainside
Who’s that in your tent?
It’s myself I’m beside

Crack open the lemonade
Crack open my skull
Out fly the bats
Sonar for the mull

No crossing this river
The water’s too fast 
Swept out to the ocean
Formed in a cast

Charlie the painter
Looks on so passive
Bulldozer Mendoza
Pushing something massive

Set the reminder
From dream to alarm
Bask in discomfort
Works like a charm

BULLDOZER MENDOZA

A principle thing
A wayward saunter
A gull down below
Skimming the cliff

Turning to thinking
Eyes all a-blinking
Thanks for the breeze
The perfume and sneezes

Grass in my toes
A memory goes
Another one comes
All fingers and thumbs

A parallel man
Dizzy as hell 
Making him ill 
Wishing me well

To be expected
Recollected
Pick up the case
Take to the new place

Travelling now
Don’t ask me how 
Mellifluous sea
Carrying me

Drowning out me



PARALLEL MAN

The Me Tree And The Portable Horse

THE HOUSE ON THE HILL

Underwater Cartoon Bagpipe Fireworks

I met your match
I’m on the floor
Burned and discarded
Just like before

Hollowed out stash
Desperate to crash
Comfort so sky bound
Only pretty clouds

Here comes the kicker
A flame to a flicker
A spark to an emblem
You resemble yourself

Up to the sky again
Out into space
The lonely machine
Traversing this place 

MATCH

A pin point dot point
Special fountain and font 
Hand written missives
For an agile vista

This stony path
With it’s branches of gold 
Transcendent patches
Giving me what I give

Cast my prayer to the air
Giving thanks for sleep
Dreaming of posh things
And dayglo dolphins

DAYGLO DOLPHINS

Things in the sky
Caught your eye

Who’s that at the door?
Vicar with a cucumber

Thank you Ken
For all the Zen

Buy me a Buddhist bicycle pump
I’ve got a lump, I've got a lump

So thanks to the sky
The one that made it so colourful

Birds with messages
Kissing your ears

Thanks for the memories
And all of the pomp 

Crazy for gratitude
Love, the swamp

Unio & Petitio

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