Rap Battles

Alexander Hamilton:
How does a master, orphan, science-fiction samurai
Become the biggest sell-out in a billion dollar franchise
Damn right, you’re quite the high talker, Skywalker.
But I’ll beat you in double, son, I am your founding father.
You used to be the coolest, saved the galaxy from trouble
But then you became a burnout, just like your aunt and uncle!
Scattered in your tattered robes while I’m ranking in the high courts
Unless your goal's to bore me, what exactly do you fight for
He comes to spit, although, of which I have dismissed, sir
He thinks that he’s the shit and that he’s hit with what he’s dissed, sir
I know our family’s are both of our passions
But you just wanna take your sister to the room where it happens
 
Luke Skywalker: 
We both had big battles that brought us to our acclaim
But when it comes to duels, you got that Stormtrooper aim
Hamill's hamming on Hamilton, you couldn't hold a candlestick
Your wife already burned you for me; Alexander Anakin
This battle - man, I’m owning it! The Force - man, I’m honing it!
When I took my shot, I got the Death Star exploding, it's 
Quite hopeless, prick. 
Your only motivation’s to be famous? Shit,
I’ll leave you whipped, like every single slave you shipped

Alexander Hamilton:
Go squeeze some breast milk, here's something to raise a glass for:
We both had music specials, ..wait, that's right, George trashed your's.
No amount of ticket sales could match my Tonys
Should be calling me Best Picture because you would never own me!
I’m decking a jester, a mess your director had oughta rewrite to correct
We’re not equals, I’m the USA prequel, 
and that’s something my fans would never forget
You’re Disney’s bitch, I’m the brains behind Moana
Got private shows for White House folks and features with Obama
Your legacy became some losers living with their mommas
Spewing racist drama, giving child actors trauma!
 
Luke Skywalker: 
You made the New York Shitpost on politics across the world?
You’re the AP US History version of Gossip Girl
You still piss in a pot, I’ve got a space fleet saving planets
What could you possibly do to me? Raise my taxes?
So let’s wrap it up, your aims and plans are making zero progress
But no wonder, since you got lost following your political compass
I mean you let your son get killed, you made an enemy of Jefferson
You’re picking fights on your own side and shit talking your president
Your history’s a hurricane, what I find most depressing is
this lawyers’ ‘legacy’s’ confined to lift unlawful dresses 
Scandals left your life in shambles, you died in a helpless state
I don’t need the Force to make Washington turn in his grave.

Alexander Hamilton vs. Luke Skywalker - Rap Battle!

Alexander Hamilton vs. Luke Skywalker - Rap Battle! (REMASTER)

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CREDITS:
Written By: Eric The Audible, Freshy Kanal
Mixed and Mastered By: Freshy Kanal
Edited By: Eric The Audible
Additional Help By: Snakebite126
Thumbnail By: ThatTacoGod
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CAST:
Eric The Audible - Brutus
Freshy Kanal - Judas
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LYRICS:
Brutus (0:13)
I don’t believe your folktales, myths, and so called holy stories
In rome we hang the christians, but you have done that for me
I hold one word of wisdom that came from Christ - your lord
That you have crossed the wrong fellow, it’d be best if you had never been born

But whatever inform me, how does a disciple go from beloved brethren
To locked out of heaven’s door
He got knocked down so many levels, how’s the weather beneath hell’s seventh floor? 
Brutus is brutal, abusive to Judas, convictions so true I’m complicit in coups
And if you believe a word of your scripture, you’ll pray for peace then lick my boot

Ugh, and some think you’re tragic? You’ve got to be kidding me,
I was killing for Italy, you shilled out for some silver piece
Take it back with new taxes, when the General barges in 
Let’s see that armor of God versus the arms of my army men

We’ll discard of your carcass - turn that new field into a farmland
The senator’s ending you in this - beggin’ my pardon
Instead, give your testimony for all of rome to vote
But I suspect you’ll be ejected from the canon - that’s all he wrote 

Judas (1:06)
You don’t think I understand? I betrayed the son of man
You think it’s easy to break the spirit of one whose damned
But there is something you forget with the opponent you choose
That a man such as I, now has nothing to lose

Give it up like its Calvary, when I rap on beat, you will gnash your teeth
And have your speech interrupted by maddened weeps, You can’t slash yourself away from God’s wrath you heathen
You’re backed in the corner looking at this match you’re meeting, You’ll be praying for your enemies to cast you freedom
I blast at thee and compact the heat, the flame you speak of couldn’t measure up to half of my blasphemies

My fiendish deeds made me a bookmark of the past, brother
You chopped a Caesar like a waiter for my last supper
I’m not to point out your speck when my eyes cleaved by a tree 
But you and your cousin have sex? that’s low even for me 

Stop pretending that your violence wasn’t part of your pride, saw your buddy had the power and you darkened inside
Then you killed him in an hour stabbed his back with the knife, yeah this general’s a coward disregard of your life
Every translation shows that Brutus meant the stu-pid-est
Exposing you with my flows (muah) Judas diss

Brutus:
Don’t scandalize my frame of mind, rebellion runs in my family line
If you and your lot plan to die, I’m taking pride in tyrannicide

Judas:
Pride cometh before the storm: Know our end’s fire
God will shatter your legacy, like your empire

Brutus:
You dare to threaten me about how your con’s so pious
I’ll cleanse my hands of this battle like Pontus Pilate 

Judas:
You’re a servant to sin, so convinced I’ve lost hope
Pray god has mercy for slaves - but then again “when in Rome”

Central Rap Battles: Brutus vs. Judas

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

The Destroyer of Worlds Kamen Rider Decade/Tsukasa Kadoya battles against the Disaster Pokemon Absol to see who's the better being that's rumored to be a disaster bringer.

HyperJacob96 as Tsukasa Kadoya and Absol

Tsukasa:
Everybody has a reason to stand strong and fight
No one can stop you from fighting for what you think is right
But against the Passing-Through Kamen Rider, none of that applies!
So remember this well: trying to fight me is unwise!
I got a flow so smooth, it’s like I’m Riding the Wind
Your defense stat is crap! You have no ways to defend
from this beating! So how do you expect to beat this card-wielding master
when even the Pokedex thinks that you’re just a disaster?!

Absol:
It says I warn others of the dangers that may ensue 
Though I couldn’t save them from the disaster known as you
Don’t need my Future Sight to see that losing here is your fate
‘Cause your rapping’s more bizarre than the pictures you take!
With a Night Slash, I’ll Cut apart this Psycho with ease
You’re the Destroyer of Worlds? You’re just a world travelling freak
who travels with his companions, acting like the 10th Doctor!
You’re more of a Kaito than your friend, but that’s not a Dai Shocker!

Tsukasa:
Compare me to Kaito? Then for you, it’s Diend!
You’re weak to Bugs and Kicks? Those are things I specialize in! 
Your lyrical Taunts aren’t effective without your trainer’s directions!
And with my K-Touch, I’ll Completely erase you from existence!
I’m the King of the Rider Worlds! Strongest Heisei Rider! 
You’re an Absol-ute threat to others! Forever an outsider!
You say you warn others of the disasters that can occur?
Too bad you couldn’t warn yourself that your loss has been assured!

Absol:
You need over 30 forms just to say you’re the strongest?
All I need’s my Absolite, and this battle’s no contest!
Anything you bring up, I’ll Magic Bounce it back!
Say that I’m useless without a trainer? You need your cards to attack!
Your verse was more confusing than as to which side you’re on! 
And with a Black Hole Eclipse, you’ll Perish in this rap Song!
I’m glad your series ended quickly. Everyone found it so boring!
‘cause in the words of Wataru Kurenai: You have no story!

Tsukasa Kadoya Vs Absol - Rap Battle

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

its a morioh christmas, charlie brown.

Beat produced by Kustom
Written by R the Writer and SkeepTieel

SkeepTieel as Charlie Brown
Titanium as Jotaro Kujo

Charlie Brown:
Good grief, I've been through worse, but this fight just isn't fair
A delinquent as distinguished as his hat is from his hair
This monotone prick’s hopped on Clint Eastwood’s shticks
Belonging to a home that Crazy Diamond couldn't fix
So try your best to spit, you can't win this fight with violence
When Kujo’s up against Brown, that's another dog silenced 
Keep your cap low; to me, you’re one more adult with no face
Even Snoopy outmatches your gramps as a War Flying Ace
I’d say I’m more a curveball than D’Arby when I’m up to bat 
But how am I s’posed to crush this fellow into jello? Augh, rats!
Ora ora at me, I’ll spell your defeat out how it’s written!
So learn this pose; I call it the loser’s walk, Like An Egyptian

Jotaro Kujo:
Yare yare. ‘gainst me, prepare to be greatly grieving
This star’s platinum bars hit harder than the rocks you're receiving 
I won't need to lift a finger, like your dog, your lines are slack
and the toughest stands you've seen are lemonade and quacks
Been through a coma before, yet your strips are even worse
Running gags as recycled as the lines in your verse
So “shut up and leave me alone”, now that you've evoked my wrath
Or fall flat on your face again, since you're being played for laughs
Your pessimistic disposition, I don’t want to hear it
Couldn’t figure out Christmas, but stands before my evil spirit?
Not funny, or pretty to look at -Boingo’s comic’s more amusing
And if you were even a user, your Stand power would be losing.

Charlie Brown:
Expected you to sit and do nothing, completely disregard yo
I just thought the trumpet noises sounded like Jotaro
When our Noisy Bizarre Towns collide, Charlie Brown’s going through hell
Why can’t I have a normal rap battle like everyone else?
It’s not like your words hurt -not in physique but I’ve toughened 
Think I’ll just stand here and take it; you’ve got another thing coming
Stand name:「The Coasters」; turn it out now, Charlie Brown! I’m not bluffing!
…good grief. It does nothing.

Jotaro Kujo:
As expected; this depressing kid’s got weak mental energy
No wonder his so-called stand was as effective as his therapy
I’m not pulling any punches, though you can’t even land one wee kick
Write ‘bout this loss to your pen-pal. Send you a postcard from Egypt
You’re a coward. I’ve been more impressed by Polnareff, so step up
Tell me, is that your hair or one of Dio’s flesh buds?
Star Platinum: The World! Stay in the past, this kid seems lost
You wouldn’t have won this anyway, even if you hadn’t pissed me off.

Charlie Brown vs Jotaro Kujo - Rap Battle Side B (2018 Christmas Special)

Titanium1208 as DK
JuliantheBeast as Little Mac
Adam as Doc Louis
HyperJacob96 as Announcer

DK:
I’m finally here! Performing for you!
If you know the words you can join in too!
Put your hands together if you want to clap!
As I’m tearing through… this Little Mac! (Huh!)
Tossing barrels on barrels! Just try to escape
Judging by your vertical you’ve been skipping leg day
Guess you can't Jumpman, boy I hope you can rhyme!
I could even take a hundred of you on at a time!
Mac, Really? Even Glass Joe has higher fame 
You’re just a shy guy hiding behind wire frames
KO’s charged! ... oh whoops, you missed
Brawl with us all you want, to me you’re still the assist

Little Mac:
In this corner the underdog’s ready to fight
Ready to let out punches with all his might
All of this training has prepared me for this
When this oversized monkey goes and meets my fist! 
Ain’t no better boxing match since Rocky v. Smirnoff
When this gorilla starts talking I’d rather him bite my ear off.
Peel on outta here, you can’t step in the ring with me
Like your GameCube game you’re sounding too off-beat
Just Look at what I can do to ya with one nasty blow 
How was your verse goofier than your tv show?


DK:
When I was picked first to rap everybody stepped back
You’re like a SoundCloud rapper, huh! Lil’ Mac
Don’t get smacked, Mario knows not to clapback
Rip you to shreds on the track like a Klaptrap
Your height forces you to make low-blows while fighting
Looks like you learned to spit from your buddy Mike Tyson
Your games stop paying and you’re no longer talked about
If you ask me Mac, I think it’s time you Punch Out

Little Mac: 
Ugh, he’s tough… Show him what you got Mac!
He hit me so hard….. Well then, hit him back!
You’re right Doc, I won’t have this be the end!
Pick yourself up, Don’t let him take you out again!
When I attack, the bigger they are the harder they’re falling 
I’ll have you and your whole DK Crew Smash Bawling
I’m fit, slick, and chiseled; got a cocky strut
Guess what? I’m not scared of your little Donkey punch
Giga Mac knows how to expand - dong
Take the crown to show you who’s king, Kong!
And lo, the beast looked on the face of beauty
Asking for an ice pack for his kicked-in booty.

DK:
I’m a classic in Smash ‘cause the Kong’s sublime
When I bongo beat, that’s a conga line
So hang up the gloves, you're looking fatigued
Even when not super slugging, I’m out of your league!
Came swinging at me, punching with all he can 
But even with my eyes closed you’re still getting speedran

Little Mac:
Can’t take the flak? Go back to the arcade
Don’t mess with Mac - this dude learned the hard way
Take down the OG, how’s that for some clout?
10! Raise my arm! Now that’s a knock out!

Super Smash Raps

Donkey Kong vs Little Mac. Super Smash Raps #1

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

Strange: Alex the Beast
Fate: Titanium1208

Doctor Strange:
Open my eye of Agamotto let me tell you what I see
That there’s no way in hell you’ll win a battle against me
I’m the magnificent magician, lyrics of surgical precision
And after this verbal slaughter, you’ll be in need of a mortician
Shamballa! Take a tip from this sorcerer supreme
You’re like a medieval Ikea mascot with sunbeams 
I strike with the Bolts of Balthakk, you vape like Valtorr
So step back before you join the Mists of Munnopor
In battle verbiage, the living lexicon is in his element
Spitting fire at a squire airing out a dinky helmet
So a Lord of Order up! You’d need more than an apple a day
To keep the eldritch ending ace away! Doctor Strange!
And none Stranger than the Phantom who ails you
Let the Kamar-Taj overcome providence’s stooge!
The Black Priests do not seek you a dark end
I didn’t come to kill you, I came here to bargain

Doctor Fate:
Strange Tales one hears from your gaggle of friends
Like how you're an egomaniac who wants to have sex with his hands
A necrotic built up by nepotism shaking Dark Towers?
You’re if Bale’s Batman found some Harry Potter powers
They call you: Sorcerer! Supreme! Steven! Strange!
But in: Lyrics! I got! Larger! Range!
With your eye you can’t see the controversy you’re causing?
Cause for a guy of black magic you do a lot of white washing
And a mind as cramped as that is sure to fall to chaos easily
Put up your MD and PhD, you’re about to get the third degree
Stop guarding your stones, see that my legacy’s divine
Since you know a thing or two about giving up time
You’re not worth my intellect, confront Swamp Thing, rather
For your kaleidoscope of rhymes is better fitted to rags, sir!
Order’s Juggernaut, you’re in the wrong field against a Mask
Brought a typhoon on Typhon while you fell to Cyttorak!


(STRANGE BRINGS HIM INTO THE MINDSCAPE)
Doctor Strange:
You're mired in the Mindscape, enjoy free consciousness?
Cuz Nabu screwed you, catatonic when your conscience hits
Against all the time in the world immortality’s not an issue
You could win but I’d just be right back to diss you
Let me be frank, you’re anchored by your ankh again
I’m diverse, magics divine to Black Atlantean
My bars are like death’s knell, son. You can’t hide.
What, need another ten-year old to force yourself inside?

Doctor Fate:
A tattered mage brings forth a failed escape for this user
I’ll overturn your impossible claims like the Fourth Yuga!
And be cutting rhymes as fine as you trim that stupid goatee
Until you need a Night Nurse for those burns, Steve!
Losing to Fate? That’s what one calls Manifest Destiny.
I’d like a side of sour cream to this Sorcerer Supreme!
Drop the formality, Strange, we’ve so long together spent.
You’ve been being me since ‘63. Call me Kent

Written by: Seth, Trent, Joey, Legion
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Additional instruments by Sebb
Covert art by Kamren

Dr. Strange VS Dr. Fate - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 10

What's up boys, we are back with an audio release for some fun! Today we got the legendary Japanese terror, Godzilla, against former President of the United States, Harry Truman, enjoy!

CAST:
Freshy Kanal as Godzilla
Raichous as Harry Truman

LYRICS:
Godzilla:
I’m the pinnacle reptile, call me Monster Zero-One
With the size to backup my rhyme skill, second to none
I’m a mic Destroyah, but we already knew I spit fire
Here’s a Fair Deal: I won’t crush you if you retire
You’re puny, mortal, too emasculate for a foe
You’re as unguarded as the last time you stepped down from your post
I made King Kong my bitch, even the Avengers couldn’t harm me
Now I’m dunkin’ on your raps like I did to Charles Barkley
There’s not a single thing you’ve done that’s ever turned a profit
The original failed businessman to be elected to office
You’ve got nothing to say, but this Monsterverse was legendary
You can’t beat this, so go on then, give me hell, Harry

Truman:
I was sipping bourbon when I was called to fight an iguana
Now it’s time to tip the scales on a stuntman in a condom
I’m a True Man; I speak my mind, just look through the Doctrine
And I’m not the only office that has bombs worth dropping
I can see the headlines already, print says Truman beats Godzilla
‘Cause despite your snickery, your films are far too vanilla
You dunk into the ocean, perhaps to hide from CPS, I see
But that freak of kid's defense is likely throwing his eggs at me

Godzilla:
Kaiju not tell when you’re outmatched? I’m known for wiping out armies
So this ancient waste of office space could never hope to scar me
After one shitty season, it's time to end the Truman Show
‘Cause I’ve tore down your rhymes like I devastated Tokyo

Truman:
I'm not exactly the one to hinder upon the churches
but your revival did that for me, by rendering the God worthless
I haberdashed your chances of a Resurgence of rhymes
As I plunged your ass back in the sea for the final time

Godzilla:
Eisen-howah ‘bout you retreat? Or I’ll just end your term early
You’d need an Oxygen-Destroyer to pardon this turkey
The King of Monsters just sent another peasant straight to jail
This old man’s just frustrated 'cause, like his organs, he failed

Truman:
I’m a seasoned veteran; you’re a brine-spitting toad
Even Dewey could defeat you. There’s your headline, Chicago
So I’ll seal the deal against this threat from the Far East
I spit phat rhymes to beat you, now a fat man to kill this beast

Beat by: Allrounda
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Cover by: Commander Jacob
Art by: Cyancoat Enzo

Godzilla Vs Harry Truman| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Mancha (UBERocity) as Nick Wilde
Nekomancer as Legoshi

Beat Produced by: Bob Bradley and Terry Devine-King
Written by: Dani Frias, Legengo and MetaMachine
Chiseled by: Legengo and MetaMachine
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Paige

Lyrics:

Nick:
I thought a pawpsicle would maybe put you in your place
But you really wanna start with me to think you’ll save face
If you really thought that predator and prey would come together and sing kumbaya
Well, this is not the case
You see, I’m not falling for all the horny people in Beastars
Especially since you’re in here with what the beat stars
But nonetheless, I’ll hand over the mic for some echos
‘cause Legoshi just stepped in something worse than on a lego

Legoshi:
You sound like your sloth friend, dragging in for just a joke
Someone get the fox repellent ‘fore the artist starts to choke
But even if you did take that off you’ll be stuck last
‘cause I’m pretty sure those bars came from a skunk’s ass
I’m getting real sick of your garbage, so take note
I’m hunting prey while you use that thought as a scapegoat
You’re not slick, Nick, you should’ve ditched this
Rapping for you’s just another failed business

Nick:
Look at this; the theater kid is trying to be smart
Take my pen if you were really in a hustle, sweetheart
This big bad wolf needs a bone for his back
He got labeled as a killer but he couldn’t kill the track

Legoshi:
Hm, maybe that’s why your movie went down to ashes
Avoided making good lines like they were taxes
But it’s your word against yours, and the disses here are plain
I’m on top of you, Wilde, and this ain’t even the food chain

Nick:
You can leave being on top to the bunnies
Did you know my comic wasn’t canon, dummy?
Yeah, It’s cute that you had a pet beetle out the movie set
Animal Crossing over with Legoshi and Juliet
Throw tomatoes at this hoax, that’s what the class thought
I’ve seen better fights in your mind all for the class thot
That’s just real life, kid, only cats are known to stack some
But be the pussy you are and take that verse from act one

Legoshi:
That was really all you said? All that I could hear were muffles
My savage led to here and your savage led you to muzzles
Quit the trouble, I’m tired of this furry’s dirty floors
You’re a cop, alright, tending to enforce rule thirty-four
and you’re also one to talk about rabbits, funny
Lived a life of crime but chucked it to snitch for a bunny
We may be dogs, Jacka-ss, but I’ll do what a goat will
You already ran the streets, but on the track, you’re just roadkill

Nick Wilde vs. Legoshi - #5

This battle was made in less than 48 hours.

Matthew as Patrick
Jacob as Chum Chum
Eric the Audible as phone caller

Lyrics:
Chum Chum:
The heroes of the world always win in the end
So let me dial it up with some goggles and underpants

Patrick Star:
They really chose this chump over Adventure Time? That's it
“Who's firmly grasping the mic?” This is Patrick.
 
Chum Chum:
Here we go! Take off the gloves when I’m startin’ cause
I’ve got the heart of my hero, Freezy bars like manarctica
A goofy goob’s the type of dude that Boog would’ve threw out
Looking like a blob of gum, you should be used to getting chewed out!
You've been going for twenty years and still stuck in the kiddy pools
They give you minimal minerals in your cinema rolls
Mmm Cinnamon Rolls. I’ll have that after this inbred
Tell everyone it’s a strike when I knock you down, pinhead!

Patrick Star:
I knew I should’ve stayed in bed and slept instead
Your series has been dead, so who are you callin pinhead?
Those freezies don’t phase me, you can take your straw back and suck it
Bruh, your verses stink, did they come from the Chum-Chum Bucket?
My mind is an enigma, so I'm about to ask one
How can you have a brain freeze when you lack one?
Yeah Nick gave you a slot, but don't applaud yourself
You took my best friend's design - and pushed it somewhere else
Dispatching from my sand castle, it's the arsenal, boy
You got jokes written by older farts than Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
And who in barnacle's name thought you’d sell a damn toy?
There's no way in kelp you ever had a Fanboy

Chum Chum:
I think you’re jellyfish, just cause your belly’s big 
A bigger jerk than Squidward is, like Sam Star removed her wig!
You're scraping the Bikini Bottom, looking for something hotter
I'll drop the atomic bombs, that flushed you back underwater

Patrick Star:
My annoyance brings enjoyment, your annoyance is evil
I'm spitting epic raps better than my end-of-movie seagulls
So face it Chum-Chum, you dumb dumb, you’re done yo
Your chances were Mini, so I'll take the W: Wumbo!

Written by Jacob, Eric the Audible, and Matthew

Mixed & Mastered by Jacob

Beat by William Davies, Ian Tunstall, Edward and Charles Nutbrown of Audio Network

Patrick Star vs Chum Chum - Single

Patrick Star vs Chum Chum

Patrick Star vs Chum Chum. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

Incineroar:
No Fake Tears in this when I slap on a submission
You’re half my hype - like cruiserweight division!
With your height you show might but only hit low blows
I’m a professional, folks: Don’t try this at home
I got the crowd FIRED UP! You got the crowd TIRED OF
The attempts to make you Tough with another round of buffs. 
You’re not Macho, Libre; Built like Nacho Libre
Snap a slim jim so fast they’ll need it on replay
 
Pikachu: 
In this match, Pikalibre will send you back home to Ash 
Get suplexed off the mat, like it was a game of Smash 
With a Volt I will Tackle an imposter who acts
Like he's strong when he'd actually get Thunderclapped!
This ain't no trial! Like your games, you haven’t been missed 
I’d tell you to train up in your gyms, but they don’t exist
I was forged in the ring, fighting with my heart while
You grew softer than your anime’s art style 
You mucked up the games worse than a pay-per view
Extra forty bucks for twenty minutes in ultra moon
You were hot for a week then you Crashed your Heat
Then you flopped on the scene - Incine-rawr XD 

Incineroar:
When up against this little rat with a mask on her face
Even Trump in the ring was less out of place
I’ll erase this pest, and just again to flex
Wrestling’s realer than your entry in the dex
You’re just a little league poke, who wanted to enter the show
But you’ll leave injured and smoked, best you start hittin the road
Before I rip up and roast your flimsy mask on the ropes
Since a kitten, what I’m spinnin’ has been Litten up foes!
You’re just a costume change, think you can diss me more?
The only time you owned the mic was on the 64
Can’t resurrect contests that never drew a dime
I just whooped your ass. And that’s the bottom line

Pikachu:
This sap can’t outgrapple when the critics get on ya
Z moves spun out of control like a hurricanrana
Garfield, stop juicing food
you couldn’t correctly name your exclusive move
I’m in the next phase; Pokken, way above your paygrade
You couldn’t take me if this match was in kayfabe! (YAH!) 
This game of cat and mouse has reversed and now
You can hear the crowd shout for the One-Two-Three count

CASTING & CREDITS
Azia As Pika Libre
Titanium1208 as Incineroar
Written by Adam and Eric the Audible
Additional Help by Creep Switch
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mix by Freshy Kanal

Pikachu Libre vs Incineroar. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #18

5 Years ago, I posted a Rap Battle between Voltorb and Bob-Omb on YouTube. That battle became one of my most viewed videos on YouTube, and it was praised more than I thought it would be.  It turned me into some random newbie community member that did a few meh live-action battles into what I am today. So you can imagine how much this battle means to me.
So I decided to make a re-done audio of Voltorb vs Bob-Omb as my thanks for enjoying the original! :)

Same:
-Beat (I was gonna make an updated version of the beat, but I got lazy...)
-Lyrics
-General direction for the voices of Voltorb, Bob-Omb, and Creeper

Changes:
-Voltorb's verse has a few notes changes in order to sound less like ERB's Robocop's singing.
-Electrode's voice is less deep and audio effects are different. (If I end up using Electrode in ERBoPokemon, this is what he'll sound like) 
-King Bob-Omb sounds a lot more closer to what I originally envisioned.
-Overall mixing is better (now that I use Adobe Audition instead of a mixture of Adobe Premiere, Sound Forge, and Garageband.)

[5 YEARS AFTER] Voltorb Vs Bob-Omb - Rap Battle

Hello and Happy New Year! We’re gonna kick Gridline off with a smooth banger to start the year! Today we have legendary British graffiti artist, Banksy, against children's book hide-and-seek extraordinaire, Waldo! Enjoy!

CAST:
King Mewtwo as Banksy
Zawesome as Waldo

LYRICS:
BANKSY:
Throughout my life I was branded a valueless mope
Who vandalized public property, but There was Always Hope
You think that legality would stop me from making art? Nah
Look, I'm putting up a fight while you're running from your Odlaw
Seemed devoted to Wilma, then you went ahead and ditched her
Cos the friendly thirtysomething preferred her twin sister
Here’s the elephant in the room, you’re not the only one of you
You were in the back of Martin’s mind when he was coming up with you
When I slip in a crowd, no one spots me when they pass
Yet the whole world recognizes your candy cane looking ass
Artisitcally anonymous, I’ll beat you with your walking stick
After I go to drop a diss, they’ll really ask where Wally is

WALDO:
You can find me napping when you spit a diss so bland
That verse left me more bemused than a trip to Dismaland
I’m gonna beat this bummy black sheep so Banksy better step backsies
Because I get my lines from the Land of Nasty Nasties
I think you've done enough huffing of your "artsy" wall splats
You try to call them meaningful, but I think I can smell a rat
I keep eyes glued to pages just from staying well-hidden
And just when you think that you might’ve found me, you didn’t
When you were playing hide and seek, I was setting the standard
You need some help on the mic, I’ll lend you a Handford
You’re an overrated runt whose work is overly blunt
With a hollow phony front, a walking publicity stunt

BANKSY:
You could be alone on a page and still get ignored
‘Cause after your reboot, no one wants to find you anymore
I’m nameless and faceless and gained more traction than this git got
You’re a novelty, Wally. Why don’t you Exit Through the Gift Shop?

WALDO:
Is your face a Picasso? Cos I’ve never seen this man
I’ve seen more quality vandalism when it came from Penis Man
You used to have crowds flood into the cities that your work was in
But any love they may have had for you is now in the bin

Beat By: InsaneBeatz
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Waldo vs Banksy| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!
https://youtu.be/K_0hlmuPHxo

Video coming within the next couple of days. As always, releasing slightly earlier on SoundCloud to go with the digital distribution.

Tina Mickel as Ruby Rose
Mr. Tibbs as The Mandalorian

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KXWyue0yl6O4z8G1umvsrq-anvWo05apNDq7QTjCPms/edit?usp=sharing

(too big to fit in the description)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Ruby Rose Art by s0_sm0l
The Mandalorian Art by Blast
Beat produced by Vendetta Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Dedicated to Monty Oum

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