Eevee she spit bars but so did Rockruff so a tie.

Cookie as Eevee
Justin as Rockruff

Eevee
When the moon comes out, my defense is harnessed
You lose all self control from that Gale of Darkness!
It must be rough knowing I rock from Dark to the Arctic
Your diamond’s lackluster in sharpness which shows your Rock Tomb is harmless 
Don’t psych yourself out! This battle’s heating up!
Go ahead and Run Away when you’ve had enough, pup!
My skill will leave you more shattered than your Splintered Stormshards
Cause when it comes to my rhymes, well you’ve got No Guard!

Rockruff
Yes, you’ve been loved for years with unrivaled seniority
But I don’t need Accelerock to be Game Freak’s new priority
Your design is too normal to keep paying the Bills
While I’m cute and have more edge than a Ten Carat Hill!
Rockruff is hot stuff! You’ll chomp dust, no Fire Fang
Nintendo dropped Dusk to overshadow your entire gang!
A new version every other gen ultimately proves that
Can’t teach an old dog new tricks - but I guess it works for cats!

Eevee 
You best be wary, wolf! Your raps weren’t that Swift!
It helps to go and test your flow before dropping this shit
I’m sure you’re Keen to popularity with your Bloodthirsty Eyes
But look at which of us is present on all of the merchandise!
Just try to match up to me with all of my boosted stats!
You’re soft like a PokePuff! I’m the one with the fans!
It’s not a shock that you’re Adamant about being boulder
But if I evolved next to you I’d turn into a Garbodor! 

Rockruff 
It’s ironic that Eevee has no Effort Value in rap
It’s like your only STAB! You just can’t Adapt!
So I’ll rock the mic, I’ve got bark and bite
And I’ll be going more feral than when it sparks Midnight!
Happy Hour is now! I’m making this my Own Tempo!
So I’ll be making all the cash while you’re as faint as Memento
The Parish Singing of your praises has reached its crescendo 
This battle’s your stepping Stone to getting ditched by Nintendo!

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