Stofferex as Hulk
Adam as Broly

UBER RAP BATTLES INFINITE
THE INCREDIBLE HULK VS BROLY

Hulk
Despite Broly family no way Broly spit a pure rhyme
Broccoli and asparagus make Saiyan stir fry
When Hulk grab mic he kill it
To Hulk Broly look like Krillin
Jiren and Broly as same, fans need new shit
Hulk would tell Broly to piss off, but Trunks beat Hulk to it
Can’t take advances from Broly companion
Broly opposite of his Eraser, Canon

Broly
I could never fall in a deathly brawl against a pest without a drop of Saiyan blood
My flow is sicker, and I’ll drop you quicker than your relationship with Black Widow was
Against a legend like me, your fate is sealed, I hope you’re ready!
Even the isotopes in your body are more stable than you and Betty
I hate to Harpy on this too much, but in every fight you’re a loser 
From Norton to Ruffalo, you don’t know how to flow, but I’m back and feeling Super 
You won’t crush me Hulk, you couldn’t get it up in half your scenes
The most important thing you ever did was debut Wolverine!
Drove Thunderbolt to the Red Hulk, got some step daddy issues
You’re the cause of your own abuse, with power that’s been misused
Jumped in front of Jones and Hulk-Busted your own gene pool
Now your cousin’s all you can bone, can’t turn back time for a redo
You can’t start a civil war then pretend that you’re Earth’s Defender
If I asked Jenny she’d say you’re the first avenger sex offender

Hulk
Broly got a reboot, inside Hulk know it must hurt
You got rebrand as Kale and lost your voice actor
Broly was made only so DBZ could pander
If Absorbing Man got you, he just turn blander
Broly flow could never break Hulk in half
With Ki attacks color of Baja Blast
Think your father is a saint but Hulk show you how bad he can be
Broly goth girl controlled by a choker from daddy
He think he strongest but he simply phony
Only his lore dumber than ssj3 Broly. 
When baited Broly turn from Omega to Beta
Afraid of Frieza and father then became a failure
Scared of plausible plots - Broly too Lowkey 
Hulk Smash Gods for fun, Broly just flee
In half of the films Broly taken out by kids
Hulk see this battle as absolute win

Broly
Is that another word for coffin? Your death is here I’ll savor it
It’s incredible! You are nobody’s favorite
It’s not surprising that a physicist can’t tell what is the matter
When his whole life’s more confusing to read than a manga chapter
You spare worlds while I blow them up 
Next on my list is Planet Hulk!
With my power all cower, should’ve been a farther better kid
My bars hit this monster harder than his father ever did

Written by Adam
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Art by Mothmancha

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