What exactly is the connection between these 2? 

is it bad that I can actually see Bill saying this shit

Matthew as Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost
Zawesome as Brody Foxx

Lyrics:
Muscle Man:
Oh no, bro! I’m against Family Guy’s Joe’s clone, bro!
‘Cept this guy just repeats the same old jokes, bro
Hi Five Ghost:
But you do the same thing, though
Muscle Man:
Yeah, well shut up! I’m way better than this blonde dodo, yo!
Your YouTube channel is stank
It’s like fat mama farted in the audience’s face
Uploading 24/7 begging for that cheese
Yo channel so old, you’re now a dead Animeme
Meanwhile, my show’s still respected even after a whole decade
Paved the way for CN to be brought to its next golden age
But we knew to let go just like Pops; stopped with an enormous bang
While you keep hopping on every band wagon to fill up your bank
That's not dank, it's sickening! Is this a prank? I’m not getting it
You’re about to leave this like your gay joke, later regretting it
Now I don’t mean to sound homophobic with this last diss
Your victory’s like Joe Mama; doesn’t exist

Brody Foxx:
Was that an open mic performance? You left the crowd silent
I can see through your shit lines - did your friend write ‘em?
Let’s give a refresher to the fans after those turd words
Love Yo Mama? Be sure to like this first verse!
Brody Foxx is not the only boss who could never try to bare you like Goldilocks
You annoy me lots, bitch you’re only talk while my flowing rocks against this moldy blob
I mean Jesus! You used to be like me - a bodybuilding genius
But then you’ve evolved into the first male with green tits!
Working in a boring park with some weird dudes all day
You and your wife look like you’d be Shrek’s offspring
Yo mama so fat! I left that bitch torn up
In my bed last night and put that shit on PornHub
I hung out with Avicii and flushed down baby Keem
Basically, I’m amazing, you should envy me

Muscle Man:
Yeah right! No one wants to be as dumb as you, dawg!
You think the world is flat ‘cause it reflects how low your humor’s gone
You’re a body shaming, ableist, egotistical, racist, sex-driven, lying asshole, and a misogynist!
So thank god your channel’s starting to bomb
You know who else is sick of your content? My mom!

Brody Foxx:
You can’t shut the Foxx up, you squealing hunk of fuck
That B.O. makes me wish I was the one who got skunked
It's like you filled your whole track with dirt like the Crash Pit
While the heat I spit burns the other third of your ass
It's over now, Mitch, I gotta get back to working out unlike you do anymore, so best hussle, lad
On behalf of Team Brody, I wish you good luck healing from my savage attack, unlike Muscle Dad

Written by: Matthew
Additional Help from: Commander Jacob and Zawesome
Mixed & Mastered by: Jacob
Produced by: Diamond Style Productions

Brody Foxx vs Muscle Man. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

Will Ryan - I'm Calling (2009)

Kokichi Ouma Vs. The Riddler

Saul Goodman Vs. Daredevil

thelostnarrator as Rainbow Dash
Zack as Black Star

Mixed by Zack and Fle (Black Star)
Written by SkeepTieel, Zack and VinnyO

Black☆Star
Time to shake up the competition! A fly guy Bests a Young Flyer
Because I’m reckless to perfection when I wanna Spit-fire
I’m Free to Flight to the Finish without batting a Demon Eye-lid
Cause your series’ Generation’s more of a zombie than Sid
I’m the biggest Star out there! My, you’ve got Little in your title
A Skittles mascot who’s Loyalty’s anything but unbridled
Rainbow’s temper is Blazing; I’ve got soul and skill of high caliber
You’re more of a lame-looking pompous self-centered fool than Excalibur
I’ll be sure to take shots at you, Kid, finish you with a direct hit
Think you can spit? I’ll Speed Star at speeds that surpasses your limits!
I’m serving Charismatic Justice! I sure will Daring Do step to this
EG-like brash Hasbro cash-horse, and that stands for egotistic

Rainbow Dash:
When I spit, it’s more than autographs leaving marks on your body
You’re just a smug little kid standing in the Shadow Star of Tsubaki
Your mind’s up in the clouds, and this is my place of residence 
You’re a Soul Menace, whose spirit breaks easily like your Resonance 
Leave you dead like the Star Clan, your assassin rules don’t have meaning
So don’t even try to spit a verse when you can’t even control your breathing
With one swift kick, I’ll destroy you like your confidence, so feeble
This Star should probably stick with its tradition of being a Force of Evil

Black☆Star
I could let one thing become bigger than me, but your mouth’s nothin’ to be proud about
I’m still higher than this Cloudsdale fail, who justifies looking a gift horse in the mouth
The Madness is taking over, that or I see Kishin Egg-heads vividly 
Face it, it’s the end of your winning streak and what’s left of your dignity

Rainbow Dash
You put the ass in assassin, cause all you act is brain-dead
Defeated by a Maka Chop and you call ME the Kishin Egg-head
So go hide behind a smoke bomb, I can still see through your tricks, see?
Staged win, illeist shtick? Man, you remind me of Trixie!
No defense for this bent adolescent with no common-sense
With rhymes that self-absorb to himself as if he were his Soul’s Wavelength
I’m Harshwhinn-ing, you’re a sore loser who’s not cut to his profession
Lost Yourself and this battle, the Path of the slob’s where you’re headin’

Black☆Star vs Rainbow Dash. Season 3, Wave 1

New series! Finally, a good Bill vs Sans battle, am I right?

Sans
This will be quite an Undertale to tell
When my raps send you to be BURNING IN HELL
I’ve got a bone to pick, and you’ve got a bad time
And when I listen to your verse I’ll know you’ll have a bad rhyme
Only one course of action with a spur jingle jangled
Three letters back and change you to a DIE-angle
Papyrus! “NYEH” Tell him how we take punks on
Why’s Bill dying? Cuz he just got dunked on!

Bill Cipher
I am the main antagonist of Gravity Falls!
So get down on your knees and suck this mall’s balls
You have osteoporosis because you’re living in a basement
Too bad it’s not mesothelioma, you could have gotten compensation
OOH, spit burns, I’m a lyrical triangle
Sexy, deranged, mean scare, stand tall!
I’ve seen your cock so much I’m going to hell
Well you’ll keep Dipper company in taco bell
The name’s Bill, to the Cipher, not Harmonia Gropius
You having skills? Bitch, that’s erroneous
Burn down your house so that you’re homeless
I never thought I’d see a skeleton who’s BONELESS

Ness
This Doritos Locos Taco isn’t Cool Ranch
Dude, I’ve seen better squares in Geometry Dash
I got it, OKAY, when I leave a chip Barbecue
Even Clinton’s a better Bill than you!
Cuz I’m on guard, Illumi-thotty patrol!
Though I’m young, my balls dropped 10 years ago
Spit a verbal PK Fire to prove I’m the best
Ho, you’re flatter than my girlfriend’s chest!

Bill Cipher
Oh, little boy, lookin pretty Game Queer-y
Gonna cry for your Mother when your eyes get teary?
It’s getting pretty weird, so get ready for the twist
I am yellow because I’m really pissed!
Get ready for some math cuz of my sides 3
What is X if your momma equals Z?
It’s Ness-ecary to leave my victory affirmed
Illuminati winning CONFIRMED


Mancha as Sans and Bill Cipher
VinnyO as Ness
Beat by Kustom

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Bill Cipher vs Sans. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #1

Ridley
Here comes the Big Show! It’s Ridley, Believe it or Not!
It’s your Final Destination when I turn items off
Cuz it seems you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed
So dumb you can’t correctly write an L on your forehead!
I mean, really Waluigi, do you have a disorder?
Suck my Sac-urai, that’s a Nintendo Direct Order
Your fans are catching dysentery from your shoddy bandwagon
You can’t compare schlongs with the true Bad Dragon
I’ve got the Metroid Rhymes, the Primetime death cheater
Will yeet out the most disgusting grimey meth eater
Got that shroom nose lookin’ like a fungal infection
I’m going wah wah; now that’s the Ultimate rejection!

Waluigi 
Hey WAHt the heck man, you’re uglier than you’re mother
I’ll smack you with my Eggplant like a Super Slugger! 
I don’t need to be playable to strike a victory pose 
Because my dick was TOO BIG! for you Super Smash hoes!
Your games are more deceased than miiverse is
And your rap was way worse than me verses!
It's bedtime Ridley, so go and put on your pajamas
And continue dreaming of Negative One Suit Samus
Cuz who’s the weiner, it’s a Waluigi
Washed up like your series, hardcore and speedy
But when it comes to getting shotgun, I call dibs
And then I’ll grill you up, that’s a Metroid Prime Rib

Ridley
You may stalk Luigis, but have you Met-a Ridley?
Thinking you’re relevant, crotch chopping your own kidney
soon Ill be taking your place at every Mario Party
You'll just be chilling with your boyfriend; Wario Farty!
Ok purple smurf, now I’ll bust up your legs
And use your tennis racket to time travel and scramble your mom’s eggs
Your breath smells worse than pounds of some unsalted fish 
Fortnite’s got a better chance of being in Ultimate!

Waluigi 
You may be living it up now with tequila and back rubs
But hey man, at least I’m small enough to fit in a bathtub
And I’m using my Aces to win this shit like it’s blackjack
Ok, I might be a smurf, but purple is the new black!
I’d end this battle with a WAH, but thats been done before
Is Daisy Ridley playing soccer? I’m gonna Score. 
Call me Seinfeld; I hate you more than Shiny Charizard
I’ll crash into you with……… MY KART! (WAH WAH WAH)

Waluigi vs Ridley. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #3

Discord : Titanium1208
Bill Cipher : Vlad

Beats by Beatg33kz and Tristan

Written by Kamren, Henry Jones, Mason Gates and Creep Switch
Mixed by Vlad

Lyrics : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cMRwSXxCEscE-bHOlmyxSH8Wu4coNUedr_jD1he0p_4/edit

Who Won? : https://www.strawpoll.me/19054146

Lines Explained : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jqg_nrPt2dAwl4fXk3Mo54tpqdDd5gtw3MYxBZxs4tA/edit

Discord vs Bill Cipher - Rap Battle! (ft. Vlad, Titanium1208 & Matt Raichous)

YT Video : https://youtu.be/aoaU5_GxjTM

Cast :
Izuku Midoriya: Alex/J Morris(https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861)
Ruby Rose: Evava (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjHqysMyVuKS0djTRRiUiGQ)

Beat: https://clyp.it/gbdi3hoy?token=b49da89fb1530fc113a9759891c09f93
Beat Prod. : Allrounda
Written by Kamren, MetaMachine, Gengo and Krystal
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by MICAH 


Lyrics :

Ruby Rose:
Facing off against Green Naruto? This'll be lots of fun!
It doesn't take a punch below the gut just to see that Deku is Nuts, 
From his odd choice of friends, to his creepy hero obsession
Me? I graduated from my class, like Aizawa, I'll teach you a lesson
Haven't gotten to your verse, but around girls, I already know
This'll be the second time you got something caught in your throat!
Schools training mutants? Past mentors and black whips?
You only smile in front of others just to hide your 'borrowed' shticks!

Izuku Midoriya:
Fight this wolf, little red hood! I’ll leave another maiden bruised and beat!
Proved you’re weak! Take ‘sis away and you’re a chicken; Rooster Teeth!
Despite your gun obsession, you can’t take shots, stick to copying storylines
When after Pyrrha died, you decided to use your "Silver Eyes!"
Eat this diss, miss! How's that for sweets going through your head?
Wander into U.A, and you’ll end up just like Roses: Red
Why don’t you take your lines and go through another redesign?
But that's pointless like your manga, you're hopeless without your scythe!

Ruby Rose: 
You're always in need of saving, yet you say I’m reliant?
Just look at your recent chapters, make like Koda and stay quiet
So take a seat, I’ll take the lead! You’re not made to take charge
Since when you decide to take action, you end up breaking your arms!
While we’re on the subject, let’s talk about the secret of your quirk
The only thing ‘super’ about this human is the amount of tears you burst!
I’m sorry, speak up a bit and quit it with the mumbled raps
Or you’ll get blown up in this fight, but I guess you’re used to that

Izuku Midoriya:
Analyzing what you've dissed, all I heard from you was fluff-filled!
Take One L For All your wasted ideas, I'm leaving this thorn grilled!
Detroit Smashing the mic, you're not used to throwing punchlines
Guess I'll take center stage myself, I know you got a case of stage fright!
I’ve spent my Summer fighting villains, training to be my class's best
While the ones you've experienced had someone dying in the process!
You were born on Halloween, it’s no wonder you fight Grimm, reaper
You’re a relic; best left 4 years back, while I'm smashing theatres!

Ruby Rose:
You’re as defenseless as they come ; no need to count in percents
If I wanted My Huntress Academics, I'd rather go join the X-Men!
Whether its my flow or your own, you'll still be the one who drowned 
So add this loss to the many times you let everyone around you down

Izuku Midoriya:
Your mom and creator are rolling in their graves knowing you’ll meet the same fate
Even if I brought Ochaco in, you still won't live up to your namesake!
You’re known for having shit writing, keep pushing your fans away
It's verbal Yin and Yang, left you like your sis, let the blood drain!



Izuku Midoriya Vs Ruby Rose - My Hero Academia vs Anything #4 (ft. Alex M & Evava)

Freshy Kanal as Doom Slayer
Peachumari as Chara
prod. VinnyO
Written by Vinny and Dani Frias

Doom Slayer:
Who let this gamer grind killer inside of Earthbound 2?
I wanted a bare bloody fight, but instead I got you
I’m near immortal, from Hell and back I watch demons die
With your boring route, you couldn’t reach Pope’s hard drive
But now the Slayer’s arrived, I’ll make that save flash before your eyes
Double barrel, take your life, make you fall down a second time
This child wants to kill me? What cards do you play?
I’ll kill your fucking discount Pokémon like it was just a Tuesday
(Rip and tear!) Until you’re done, come at me
(If you fucking dare!)
I’ve seen real monsters, kid, so get out my way
Or you’ll be the second Icon of Sin I’ll get to slay

Chara:
Over the top gore, a murderous eyesore
The edgy Wolfenstein don’t know the horrors that I have in store
I got souls of monsters I’ve slaughtered, I’m putting them aside
Strike you ‘till there’s nothing remaining, I call it genocide
I’m the one Flowey can’t delete, your defeat will ensure monsters can’t compete
Better call this ‘93, can’t you see? You can’t look down on me
Listen Mr. Samus Aran, that helmet’s holding back your flow
I see that arsenal you’re bearing, but this determination’s my death blow
I’m a curse to the underground, my thirst will never cease
A destroyer of peace, causing more terror than a Hell Priest
I bet this will ring-abelle, you’re not all guns and fury
Since you got a soft spot for Nintendo Switch furries

Doom Slayer:
If you’re the ultra-violent, I’m the nightmare, don’t catch me when feral
Take my crucible, decapitate you, leave you with Romero
While you played with skeletons, I’ve fought the underworld’s flames
while you’re the BFG-20k: boring fucking game

Chara:
I’ve seen enough of you, doomer, don’t try to give the mic a port
It shows you’re just as bright as a copy of 64
I’m fueled on cutting up flowers, I got the pellets here to prove it
I’d love to cut up a Daisy, but aww… the demons beat me to it

Doom Slayer vs Chara (feat. Freshy Kanal and Peachumari)

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

(This battle went from conception to release in almost exactly one week. It's just a little bonus to celebrate the new year. We all want to forget 2020 ever happened and move forward, and these characters symbolize that feeling perfectly.)

GamingPlush64 as Goner Kid
Snakebite126 as Bloody GIR

Goner Kid:
Have you ever thought about a world in which you don’t exist?
A world where Jhonen didn’t probe this gorey picture to show to kids?
A world where he didn’t throw a fit and stick you into episodes of Zim?
A world where you shone on Nick and weren’t forced to shill for Netflix?
A world where your show went from cult classic to legendary
A world where your execs weren’t forced to scrap it for ratings 
It terrifies me… but that timeline is now gone, and well,
When it comes to your cash flow… It’s Raining Somewhere Else
An easter egg in the background with opacity all the way down will not make viewers squeal
And it’s certainly pertinent that your entire cult fanbase can’t even agree when you’re real
So best check your Fun Value ‘cuz I think your show is a bore and Nick’s golden boy does it way better
You’ve got no umbrella to cover your shame on the mic under my reign, so let’s just forget this

Bloody GIR:
You’re weird. (hmmm) in dire need of some self esteem
‘Cuz your bars just keep missing - call you MC number seventeen
You’re already so pale, guess this kid’s lightweight
Well, I’ll turn you Bloody too ‘cuz you’re In my way.
No Undyne to save you - my rhymes with scathe you
While you hide away and lie in wait to
Occupy a day you find a human to whine and complain to
‘Bout how your timeline hates you - while I just make do
You can find my face by brightening frames and I’m gracing who I’m opaque to
And on a beat I spit
Your burns are just taking the piss - Gonorrhea Kid
It’s Bloody GIR - I be thuggin’ runnin’ a clean verse
I gave my show a claim to fame - you just muddied yours

Goner Kid:
I told you to forget me… I do not want to face you...
Please get this battle’s editor to digitally replace you...
Your Followers have moved on… you’re no longer their CORE...
Make like your fanbase and don’t think about this anymore...

Bloody GIR:
Don’t like my appearance? Well, check the other fourteen
I take the dub, you’re taking after W. D.
Your talent must’ve been what Gaster Dark, Darker, Yet Darker Harvested
You sucked so hard they should rename you to Hyper Goner Kid

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Mixed and Mastered by adroitwhiz
Illustrated by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi

Bill Cipher vs Sans. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #1

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