Pokemon

Jevil - Snakebite126 
Geiru Toneido - JesseBox
Written by JustGamer
Writing Revision Help by RNG
Special Thanks to GamingPlush64, Snakebite126, Pixel Chris, YLFEthan
Beat by Epistra
Arranged by JustGamer + GlitchDude + GamingPlush64
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover Art by Rabi
Art by TripleStabber

Jevil: 
Let’s play a game, a game! I’m choosing hide and seek!
You can try hiding evidence somewhere that’s not the crime scene!
Or run and hide yourself, cause when time’s up and you confront me, 
You’ll writhe in pain while I roll away, like I’m a dough ball of buckwheat!  
Can’t touch me! My chaos is helping make the world go round
Your gamers probably spend more time than me in a basement underground
I’m a cut above the rest, you caught with a cut on top your head
Between that and your perfume, seems like you couldn’t throw Ms. Cykes off of your scent 
This body can’t be killed, all of your efforts would be worthless
Not a good balloon artist or a real clown, but instead she’s the entire circus! 
Toby Fox’s most OP boss, dropping dopey tots is my purest purpose 
But even I can’t excite rage like the kind Ace Attorney fans had at your resurgence

Geiru Toneido:
Representing the Toneido school for my adoring fan base, oh shucks!
Didn’t expect a lil ole balloon artist like me to blow up! 
This widdle fella’s been a bad boy, think you easily got the win?
Forget the carousel sweetie, Toneido’s taking you for a spin 
This card’s out of pocket, unlike your game I got profits,
Bars stuffed like my pup, your lyrics I top it 
And it’s no wonder Tumblr went off since 
This hot mess was found inside a closet 
Backstory’s stitched up like Seam is, 
Went crazy, started spewing word vomit,
So they threw your ass in a cell and then locked it 
Let’s see you keep that smile up when I present a twist, twist, twist!
Take a hold of my balloon sword and slice up this impish bitch! 
Like my suspenders, I stay strapped up, going POP POP POP if you push me
You can do anything? Maybe except this fucking clussy!

Jevil: 
Lines sweeter than a Lancer Cookie, call me your breasts, I’m popping off
So much so that I’m getting tired, I may need to stop… 
Sike! And here I thought Lightners were supposed to be bright?
This is it BOISENGIRLS, my biggest attack, prepare to meet the Devil’s Knife!
Went homicidal for your daddy’s title, couldn’t pin the right guy as your cover up
Broke down when cross examined, caught red like your hand is, couldn’t bend the facts into a good bluff
Thinking that you stand out in the posse of insane clowns? Why don’t you join the club! 
Your build up for a punchline dragged like your case’s run time: I’ve had enough! 
Always quick to anger, can’t take comments made towards you
Though I quite enjoy the chaos you incited in the courtroom
Game’s over! Speedoru put you in the spotlight but it’s high time 
Your relevancy dies, now I’ll treat you like Twitter: Bye Bye! 

Geiru Toneido:
God, you act like a child, no wonder you need to be pacified 
I’d rather treat you like Ralsei’s manuel, cast aside 
Talk about my popularity cause you think you’re staying topical
At least my developer didn’t make my storyline fully optional! 
Your brain or your cell key, I couldn’t tell which is more scattered
Did Toby Fox wait until the end of your nap to release another chapter?
Went from an Earthbound tribute with a bullet hell that’s torturous 
To a knowing repeat of the previous game, I call that meta-morphosis 
Though we’re not that different, our friends led us to being thrown away  
Your brain’s decay left you so insane to believe that your world is just a game
I murdered for my father, but that wasn’t something he’d allow 
I must repent for what I’ve done, so for now this is my final bow…

Jevil Vs Geiru Toneido - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Dr. Dee as Purple Guy
B-Lo as The Grey Man

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
THE PURPLE GUY
VERSUS
THE GREY MAN
BEGIN

Purple Guy:
1, 2, 3, 4; 5 kids on the floor
6, 7, 8, 9 games packed with chilling lore
Show you the door, give you some more
Straight to the core, blood and gore 
To put all the fright in the kids and adults
There’s only one name that can cause all this horror
It’s PG, killin’ 13, making this battle R
You look, 6, 10, 12, tell us what the fuck you even are
PG’s showing LSD who’s the greatest MC, fuck it
I’ll drop the A in FNAF, leave you Friday Night Funkin

Grey Man:
You brits have a thing for being awfully obnoxious
What will you do, use the scooper? just like your children you botched it
(Yeah you botched it) So knock it off, bitch. When Willy sees me he’ll fall
I gave birth to nightmares, you gave birth to a hentai doll
You can’t strike fear in me, I’ve got that Japanese made flow
Against the most uncaring purple father since Thanos (Oh snap)
I’ll phase through your robots, this time no suit will come in clutch
Nah, I haven’t seen a brit get pussied out this quickly since truss

Purple Guy:
You stand idly in the distance, what makes you think you’re fucking scary?
Fact is, what am I even doing here? This matchup makes me a bit wary
Think about it, I’m known for being the face of Fazbear’s scares
And I’m packed with shittons of lore, while this dude just kinda stands there
Stop your heart with a click.
See the face. of a criminal (iminal)
What the fuck’s even your shtick
That shit’s… really pitiful (itiful)
And what the fuck’s even that verse? I really don’t fucking care
Why the fuck am I still here?! I’m leaving!

Phone Guy:
Hello? Are you still there?

Grey Man:
Haha, now you’re stuck because you don’t know shit about me
You’ll be trapped in this rap battle nightmare for all eternity
So let’s dance, give the audience something to rant about
When you see me in the dreamscape you’ll just want to cry and shout
Wait- what is this? Where’d he go? Why am I rapping against a phone?
This is truly such a shame, it seems I've been left alone
I need an outing, I need a reason to stop this rhymin’
I’m gonna go hang with Lucy… in the Sky with Diamonds

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC…
*phone rings* Hello? Are you still there?
NO HE'S GONE
Oh, ok
....RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Purple Guy vs The Grey Man

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b6wosim-z1epjh-2YVmQf-TnEvO-UW74X8El0qHhGX0/edit
King Mewtwo as Bowser
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Lucifer
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64, King Mewtwo and AlchemyKing
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Toni Rigatoni
Beat by Epistra and Dansonn
Hint for next time: "Captains of heaven and hell"

Bowser vs. Lucifer

#rapbattle #slenderman #gabriel #marblehornets #mandelacatalogue #theoperator

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snakebite126 as archangel gabriel
commander jacob as the operator
casey william as additional vocals

written by rabi and dilly
additional writing by casey and 3ple
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by 3ple
cover art by special inquisitor rayyan
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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The Mandela Catalogue vs. Marble Hornets - Rap Battle! (2023)

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

McGuinnsBook as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
garbageGothic as Navi
Eddiefrb as Cappy
Written & Directed by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by 3ple, Sham, RaccoonBroVA and JK03
Edited by Shimario, RNG, 3ple & SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Freshy Kanal
Art by Blast03
Produced by RaccoonBroVA and Sham
Cover art by JotaSeis

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eea7iIQUDi9om0uKjY5blAm_dqwtzNHSxgb-THqFYWs/edit?usp=sharing

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. McGuinnsBook & RaccoonBroVA)

Welcome back to Shimario's Rap Battles! We have ourselves a legacy match today, between two horror icons which take the same core ideas, but couldn't execute them any differently. We have Slenderman, the abducting stalker who roams the woods, and Baldi, the very strange antagonist of Baldi's Basics. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Just like Weegee vs Tails Doll and Winnie the Pooh vs Snorlax, this battle was created as part of the 100 hour challenge! This year I once again teamed up with GamingPlush64, as well as AngelicWarrior and Segamad66. Big thank you to all 3 of them!

GamingPlush64 as Slenderman (and the principal)
https://www.youtube.com/@GamingPlush64 

Shimario as Baldi
(You're here already silly)

Written by: Shimario and GamingPlush64
Additional Writing by: AngelicWarrior and Segamad66
Beat Produced by: Diamond Style
Beat Arranged by: GamingPlush64
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Art by: BMB
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: JustGamer, Walk, and my 100 Hour Challenge team

Lyrics: 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19nLTyAvRlDNCw5Jak9v3Us5qhKC2rlsMyo__Ns1XVE4/edit?usp=sharing

Slenderman vs Baldi's Basics - Rap Battle!

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Chuckyy - My World (Fast)

Mancha as Serperior
Adam as Emboar
Seth as Samurott

Serperior:
I’m bringin' style and Swagger to Nuvema at last
Even with your Shell Armor, I’ll finish you off fast 
I’m a pure bred rapper, it’s my Natural Gift
Where with your movepool man, you’re just naturally shit!
Coiling up fire types, get ya trapped in a Twister
I don’t wanna Hold Back, this Gastro Asshole’s bitter!
I'm the king of this battle, this regality's reality!
Giga Draining anything that’s even aiding your brutality!

Emboar:
I'm fighting fire with fire flaming you from every angle
Turn the tables, constrictor, let's see you get strangled
I’ve got a beard of fire, while this dipshit’s dickless!
SO COME ON! FIRE BACK! I WAS MADE TO BE RECKLESS!
I’m Hammer Arm-ed and ready to spit hotter than the sun’s core
I’ll leave you lying still like you just got hit by a stun spore
When you hear my Roar, you better run the fuck away
Get the hell out my face, EMBOAR IS HERE TO STAY!

Samurott:
This whiskered water warrior’s here to Water Gun you down
You won’t be here to get Revenge when you’re six feet underground
I’m an ace on the mic, I’m even flyer than Skyla!
Any of you beating me? I’d like to see you try! YA!
Lookin' good Emboar, I’ve never seen THAT type before!
Razor Shell you till you’re down, I’m a poor Water Sport
Oshawott the hell do you think you’re doing here man?
They call you the special sweeper because you belong in the trash!

Serperior:
Serperior’s superior, this grass snake’s raised the stakes!
I’ve got my hidden ability equipped to change the metagame!
Fire off a Leaf Storm, But my stat’s won’t decrease 
Samurott, my dear friend, you’re a TRUE game-FREAK!
Speeding Round you with my words, rhyming faster than Tornadus
Never needed Magical Leaf to compete with these failures
When I’m sent out to battle there’s no need to Worry Seed
...Ahh, now that’s the Sweet Scent of victory

Emboar:
I’ve been the best for two games and I think it’s time you learned
So bring it on little bitch, you’re gonna get Blast BURNED!
Head Smash you in half, this fire type’s bringing the pain!
Don’t need Emboarite, I’ve got Mega in my name!
Dewott you must, every result is just the same
Nobody ever picks you when they start up the game!
Time to Power-Up, my Punches focused solely on you
I’ll Wild Charge your bitch ass until you’re black white and blue!

Samurott:
This little Snivy’s just mental, he belongs as a rental!
Because your raps were even worse than your endgame potential!
Emboar’s not unique, he’s less original than Bouffalant!
Didn’t Juniper ever tell you not to step up to a Samurott?!
You won’t get to Retaliate after I use this move
One Shot! Hydro Pump! Introduce you to your doom!
Serperior, learn that you’re just a spineless crisis
And just fucking bow down to generation five’s finest!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Unova Starter Royale. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #7

Cookie as Eevee
Justin as Rockruff

Eevee
When the moon comes out, my defense is harnessed
You lose all self control from that Gale of Darkness!
It must be rough knowing I rock from Dark to the Arctic
Your diamond’s lackluster in sharpness which shows your Rock Tomb is harmless 
Don’t psych yourself out! This battle’s heating up!
Go ahead and Run Away when you’ve had enough, pup!
My skill will leave you more shattered than your Splintered Stormshards
Cause when it comes to my rhymes, well you’ve got No Guard!

Rockruff
Yes, you’ve been loved for years with unrivaled seniority
But I don’t need Accelerock to be Game Freak’s new priority
Your design is too normal to keep paying the Bills
While I’m cute and have more edge than a Ten Carat Hill!
Rockruff is hot stuff! You’ll chomp dust, no Fire Fang
Nintendo dropped Dusk to overshadow your entire gang!
A new version every other gen ultimately proves that
Can’t teach an old dog new tricks - but I guess it works for cats!

Eevee 
You best be wary, wolf! Your raps weren’t that Swift!
It helps to go and test your flow before dropping this shit
I’m sure you’re Keen to popularity with your Bloodthirsty Eyes
But look at which of us is present on all of the merchandise!
Just try to match up to me with all of my boosted stats!
You’re soft like a PokePuff! I’m the one with the fans!
It’s not a shock that you’re Adamant about being boulder
But if I evolved next to you I’d turn into a Garbodor! 

Rockruff 
It’s ironic that Eevee has no Effort Value in rap
It’s like your only STAB! You just can’t Adapt!
So I’ll rock the mic, I’ve got bark and bite
And I’ll be going more feral than when it sparks Midnight!
Happy Hour is now! I’m making this my Own Tempo!
So I’ll be making all the cash while you’re as faint as Memento
The Parish Singing of your praises has reached its crescendo 
This battle’s your stepping Stone to getting ditched by Nintendo!

Eevee vs Rockruff. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #8

Bill:
Here We Are to open this hopeless chapter
Where a broken clone of UBOA's a-ghaster
Try to stay Determined, cuz when I’m let loose
You might want to start tying that hypote-noose
You’re just a crazy wraith with no amalgam mates
Who got his ass erased cross time and space
You’re getting handsy but I know you can hear me
Undertale’s Fun Value is just a Game Theory

Gaster:
ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
Nonexistent, like your victory
Go and try that angle, but in this reality
You’re flat, both in shape and in personality
Your Falls is no longer a mystery, man
Can't Wing it in this battle, so talk to the hand
Leave your senses deleted like an Oregon scare
It's not hip when the cipher's a Polybius square

Bill:
Listen to yourself, your meaning has no meaning
You couldn't even beat me if you were dreaming
I know a surefire way you won’t be so rash
When I smash you over the head like an At-bash
So you asked for a sequel from Toby Fox
Annoying Dog Days passed and there's no response
And just when you thought there's a chance that you got it
He delta rude move on your end and spun-off it!
I’m not scared of fighting a copycat Whiteface
Sans comic sense and a readable typeface
For two years I waited in time for this fight
And I’m still winning, even in the third darn rewrite!
Every reset you cling to your life and your hope
Reaching out and attempting and failing  to cope
So here’s the reality you’re trying to stall
In the machine both Gravity and Gaster Falls

Gaster:
I’m very very sorry, but you’ve got it wrong
And we’ll never meet again by the end of this song
While Disney gets Darker yet Darker I’ll standby
As it Rains Somewhere Else when the fans stop buying
The shlock from your AU you’ve painted as gold
Take it from me, you’ve been a bit too bold
Thanks for the feedback but my patience is dwindling
It’s rude to talk about people that are listening
As you spiral into my same trap of hubris
Edgy and Determined on being so ruthless
Waterfalls from your single eye
It’ll be too late when you realize
Every frame of your life you’ve just been a puppet
Feel the eraser, Hirsch, doesn’t it?
I’ll show you the hell nonexistence can be
You’ll come to regret this, wouldn’t you agree?

Mancha as Bill Cipher and WD Gaster
Brodecai as WD Gaster
Adam as WD Gaster
Beat by VinnyO

URBoF

Bill Cipher vs WD Gaster - URBoF #11

ALAKAZAM:
Don’t get it twisted! This little trickster’s
Gonna get hung like a ceiling fixture
In existence since this ghost’s alone 
You’re as scary as a Weedle in the Safari Zone
Passed around so much in every event 
that you should change your name to Ditto instead!
Just one move could finish you
Not even Mimikyu would Mimic you
The OG Psychic Type is the best of all
Don’t have the might to fight this intellectual 
My IQ’s unmatched! Even though you’re fast 
This KO’s due to a Psionic blast
Spitting deadly flows like Blue’s Raticate
Hit me with a Golem Self Destruct to save face
This Shadow Pokemon’s getting snagged
And sent to Lavender Town in a body bag

GENGAR:
Hand over your spoons, I’ll eat your soul for lunch
Don’t try to move, I’ll bust a Sucker Punch
I’m bred to battle, made to sweep
After this fight I won’t hear a peep
Coming from this Dream Eater, your will turns weaker 
Like Dazzling Gleam, your fate’s Black and White, bleaker 
Pokken at your defense, with verbal abuse
Even Machamp made it too; what’s your excuse?
Let me Play your own Role better than you can 
You won’t make me flinch with Gengarite in hand
I’ll cut your HP down to less than half
My win is canon- you’re just glass
Drop this beat like I stop your heart
Chewing you apart, that’s Al a Carte
The living meme’s older brother wants to step to me?
I’ll swallow you and your dreams of victory


ALAKAZAM:
Ascended past your Night Shade - this ghost’s just evil
You’d have a better chance against your buddy Nidorino
Sinnoh left you alone, in the Old Chateau
Only scary in Clefable’s shadow
A residual spirit is all you are 
So a Magic Guard negates Gengar
I’ve seen your demise from just one glance
Cornered like Celadon - you’ve got no chance
Watch this Psycho Cut himself on this edge
This Nightmare is real! Not in your head! 
Shatter your Scary Face with just one smack
Watch your smile crack - That’s a Tri Attack
You still can’t compare when I’m the one who’s faster
I’m upper echelon you should call me Master
Just Recycle my verse: Grab a Metronome
Maybe then you can level up and learn some flow

GENGAR:
Feel the temperature drop. Feel your body start to quiver
Despair engulfs your Calm Mind while my power grows bigger
When a Phantom enters your own Dimension
Just Trace this fact: you’re not worth the mention
Shadow Tag so your Teleport move’s subdued
I’d Swap our Skills but then I’d suck too
In Generation seven with Z moves enabled
Suigimori’s favorite leaves this fool disabled  
You need another buff! You’re not attackin’ right
Cuz I’m packing stronger punches than a Dragonite
I’m glad to fight, you don’t have the might
Stalking you in your shadow then Slash the Night
You can be my master all you want
The closest one to me’s the easiest to haunt
Watch me Snatch this win in the end
You’re as UnderUsed as you’ve always been

Mancha as Alakazam
Adam as Gengar

Gengar vs Alakazam. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #10

Darkrai:
Darkness engulfs every area you guard with your whole life
I’m unstoppable on the mic with a Psychic Type in sight
Cress’ll leave this battle bawlin, crestfallen feelings sulkin’
This Phantom’s Force is appallin’ when delivering verbal maulin’
Not even my dreams are as crude as what your creators did to you
GameFreak tossed you to the side when they wanted a New Moon
I’m the darkest guy, in the darkest sky, bringing forth demise right before your eyes 
Grazing your sights, turn off the lights, shadows arise, and I’m the one inside

Cresselia:
My presence saves the minds of those trapped in the darkness
You think you’re winning when my wing is the one thing that leaves you harmless?
That verse was for naught, I’m the only reason you exist
You’ve taken your best shot; but like Route two ten, you Mist! (This is 210 but needs to be said like this)
Blinded by fatal attraction to the heart of a little girl
Just return to getting bitch slapped by Diamond and Pearl
Regardless of the lower tiers that you leave shaking and numb
You’ve no influence here - there’s nothing to awaken from

Darkrai:
The Lake Guardians show that your concept’s just a mere amalgam
Of some typical mythicals with the worst one as the outcome
Knocking Off your raps, reverse the past, now I'll drag you to the afterlife
Giving you your final Lunar Dance, you're better off a sacrifice

Cresselia:
I fire off Aurora Beams to brighten up your dark crusades
Getting some lockjaw? I can see it on your face
The stars align, my Future Sight embraces night
Just sink back into the ground the next time you’re wanting a fight

Darkrai:
Even if my heart is plagued: beaten black and destroyed
You’ll stay devoid of all joy when you’re sucked into the void
And no matter if the Moonlight can provide external cover
You’ll be left in solitude to Struggle in eternal slumber

Cresselia:
Alice was your dream girl and fought for you but alas
I’m crushing your Dream World with thoughts of your own past 
Everywhere you go I’m following, you know the results
Your heart continues to slow... until it’s last Dark Pulse 

Light as Darkrai
Miss Shellah as Cresselia

Darkrai vs Cresselia. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #11

Pikachu:
Looks like I’ve finally got my stamp in my Alolan passport
Now I’ll make sure your copycat strat’s cut short
You couldn’t capture my fame even with your Rotom Lens!
There’s a reason that they remake me in every single gen
You’re earning pity party points with a pointless sob story
While my face on the box earns growing profits and glory
So Shadow Sneak away, freak, I’m used to handling the microphone
Tell me Who’s That Pokemon that calls the Shadows their home? 
I’m a Cosplay idol, a Funko POP-Star even in plastic
But your sew-sew design's ripped-off right down to the fabric
And now I’ve broken your disguise, in this ring you’re feeling trapped
Look at that and your encounter, your neck Pokemon Snapped

Mimikyu:
When my names brought up, people cower for sure
Forget the Lavender tower, my power is pure 
You’ll be just like me, a-frayed, when I show you the horror
Of leaving you deleted like all your Amazon pre-orders
After six dragging regions that we had to push through
When it comes to picking an easy win: I choose you!
Slash through you with More attack than you, what can Volt Tackle do When I’m baggin you!
And I will Snuggle you forever, popularity severed, cuz I preferred You in gen 2, pika-blue 
So once Looker looks over the facts and starts to inspect 
The truth is you’re a quack detective that just can’t Detect
So here’s the one thing I learned on your third journey to Kanto
All those gen wunners flock to Eevee as your fanbase Lets Go!

Pikachu:
So you mention my generation in that soul-less rap of yours
While Sun and Moon were only sought after for the Alolan forms 
You’ve been trained not to make a sound so everyone stays in one piece
But  just like when you Splash around, you’re only handing out Z’s! 
Twenty plus years I’ve been killing the game, in twenty plus years all you’ve felt is pain
With your busted ears and overused tiers this gross Ghost’s potential isn’t the same
They strapped a Rocket on my back and you’ll be blasting off too
With raps less memorable than Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon!

Mimikyu:
One thing I noticed as a Totem in the Thrifty Megamart
Is that I’m envious of you… and how oblivious you are. 
You don’t know you’re not the original! You’re just a second thought!
Only given that spot because Clefairy blew her shot
So you can see my true form, that I’m not merely imitation
This Curse laid on your existence makes you feel my desperation
Taking L’s in every fight with next gen Pokémon involved 
Means your verses mirror the anime, you just couldn’t... evolve!

Cookie as Pikachu
Dustin as Mimikyu

Pikachu vs Mimikyu. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #12

Lyrics:

Chucky:
A ragdoll wants a rap brawl? 
I’m not the kind of toy you’d wanna dance with
Ain’t seen a faker hunk of plastic since Tiffany’s “enhancements.”
I mean you dug your shit in my spotlight, I got a comeback you couldn’t dream of, rookie.
So how much Woody could a wood-Chucky chuck if a wood-Chucky could chuck Woody?
Hold the gun on your sidekicks or run into my knife, bitch
I’d play “hide your soul” but you’re already lifeless
Stay PG and keep counting your sheep
While you sit in Bonnie’s room alone, without a peep
Trust me, I’ll strip your title as hot topic, 
Did your plot strings puppet that many fucking losses?
Thinking outside the box, Andy's off to college while I still keep on rocking my box office
  
Woody:
Those burdens you dug yourself in ain’t something I’d ignore.
Cuz I don’t think that body count would help disburse your child support.
As sheriff, I can’t endorse a story milked six times or more
So tell me exactly what bragging rights does your franchise have in store?
You run on two legs, but your feelings are fake
After this: No more reboots for this snake
My lasso is cutting your wires
You got a big mouth for a fun size Michael Myers
For dolls like you we ain’t got no tolerance
Even Sid's toys would throw you across the fence
You drew the line, this battle is your suicide, 
my movie’s booting you aside; a rescue for your audience.
Square up all you want in all  your fancy ways
You will never be able to fill up Andy’s grave
My destiny’s a legacy, your story’s ending right here
Cuz by now your buzzkill’s burnt out in this light-year

Chucky:
You’re armless in this show, sir, a failed stunt for your shoulder
So put a gun in your holster, or fuck off my posters
I Hamil’d it up! I’ve been toppling cities, 
scaring the piss out of kiddies, bitch, I’m Andy’s owner
You Hamm it up, riding your owner like it’s a piggy back, 
You’re Woody Wood-pecking all up over Andy’s shoulders
I’m in mint condition, but from a bloody background 
You’re my sloppy second, but a hand me let down
Bullseye spits harder than Woody, you got nothing
While I make the beat drop like “Andy’s coming!”
My name lives in the doll, I have insanity lead
You’re called Woody, cuz you fell down the family tree
If you’re as beloved to Andy as you think, he’d call the doctor
But to him you’re just as alive as his father

Woody:
Don’t go dissing others for their titles partn’r? “Good Guys” is your legacy
You’re the posterboy for playtime, the only street you’re running is Sesame
I don’t hold you to high standards, in my part of town you’re too young
Yet you’re smart enough to connect to tech, but too dumb to plug your head to your tongue?
I’m off into the sunset, let’s not prolong our argument
To infinity and beyond, muffles Chucky from the bottom of the bargain bin

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Adam & DNA_Fox 

Mixed and Edited by:
Freshy Kanal

Beats by:
Dansonn & Simon Servida

Additional Help by:
Rabi, Mason, Derpiest Game Blast (DGB), Fel, GengoMain, MetaMachine, Creep Switch, Adroit, GamingPlush65, Hippie Rat, Brodecai, Commander Jacob

Art by:
AlienMadman

Chucky vs. Woody - Bonus Battle!

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b07muNKGGwsi-R8svN-jsisz8oCXAvOHLnjoR3YmVBQ/edit
KyleRhysMarsh as Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny (cameo)
Mancha (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Dog
Adam (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Duck
Written by MetaMachine, Jay and Bork
Thumbnail by Jade
Beat by Kustom
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Educational!*"

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