I have a deaf friend, he’d like the lyrics

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You know those people you wish you didn't have to go near when you're out? This song is about them.

Lyrics below if you want to sing along.

B O Baracus 

Wake up in the morning,
I put on my clothes.
But first I have a shower,
Cause I ain’t one of those.
Stinky people,
That smell of BO.
There’s such things as deodorant,
Don’t you know?

Wake up really early,
I go and get dressed.
But first I have a shower,
Because I ain’t a mess.
Oi stinky people,
That smell of BO.
Get some anti perspirant,
It’s two quid you know?

One thing that I hate,
That makes me grit my teeth.
Is when I’m sitting on the bus,
And I can’t even breathe.
Cause some man smells rank in the corner.
That girl’s about to sit next to him,
SOMEBODY WARN HER.

And I don’t understand it,
So I could never bet.
And I know that of all people,
Occasionally I sweat,
So take advice that I am giving,
Through your headset.
Buy all your loved ones,
A lynx Africa gift set.

If that describes you,
Please don’t feel down.
Cause what I said,
Really isn’t profound.
And I’ll still see you,
Out on the town.
Just don’t come near me if you smell,
like a wet hound.

So I hope that you see what I mean.
Use some roll on,
You got some shit hygiene.
Drench all your garments in kerosene.
And get yourself locked up in quarantine.

Wake up in the morning,
I put on my clothes.
But first I have a shower,
Cause I ain’t one of those.
Stinky people,
That smell of BO.
There’s such things as deodorant,
Don’t you know?

Wake up really early,
I go and get dressed.
But first I have a shower,
Because I ain’t a mess.
Oi stinky people,
That smell of BO.
Get some anti perspirant,
It’s two quid you know?

One thing that upsets me,
That gets me to the brink.
Is when I’m sat in Wetherspoons,
Enjoying a drink.
All I can smell is some week old trout.
Move out of my way man,
I NEED TO GET OUT.

And I don’t really get it,
How can you be a slob?
How can you chat up bare girls with your Stilton knob?
How can you leave your house with that odour?
I bet your balls are shrivelled up and green just like Yoda!

So where is that smell,
Coming from.
Can you not work a shower,
Are you dumb.
How do these fellas ever get pum.
When they’re smelling like,
Stale scrotum.

So yes I’m sorry if this rap is the tea.
But BO is not good,
I think we’ll agree.
Now I’m getting the aroma of pee.
What a minute,
I think that was me.

Wake up in the morning,
I put on my clothes.
But first I have a shower,
Cause I ain’t one of those.
Stinky people,
That smell of BO.
There’s such things as deodorant,
Don’t you know?

Wake up really early,
I go and get dressed.
But first I have a shower,
Because I ain’t a mess.
Oi stinky people,
That smell of BO.
Get some anti perspirant,
It’s two quid you know?

BO Baracus

Just a wannabe rapper with a bit of a twist.

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