First song from my new CD, "Songs I Don't Play (Because They're Not Very Good)"

The Red Goon

Your Cat

Patronising young people is not only absolutely necessary, it's also the most fun you can have. A song based on Personal Social Education lessons at school.

Oi! Kid! Don't be a Hoody!

A festive ukulele duet from Uke's Not Dead and Helen Arney

Just for Christmas (with Helen Arney)

Musical Comedy Awards Finalist 2016
“Impossible not to like. Witty lyrics and high energy…” – Beyond the Joke

Taking his frustrations out on an unsuspecting ukulele, Uke’s Not Dead plays folk punk comedy songs about society’s injustices and his own embarrassing shortcomings. He will often be joined on stage by the all important rhythm section that is The Gastric Band, featuring Alex Caithness on bass ukulele and Ben Holdstock on slap cabinet (cajon).