Society Fell In Fleetwood (But Nobody Noticed Or Cared)

Politics Of Passing Out

This song is called "A Nursery Rhyme For People That Don't Really Like Their Children That Much"

It's world ukulele day today, and to mark that, I thought I would write a song that's just as happy as ukulele songs. This is that song.

Lyrics, in case you want to sing it to your own spawn...

You will live
You will live
You will live
Occasionally

You will lie
You will lie
You will lie
Occassionally

You will drink
You will drink
You will drink	
Oftenly

You will sin
You will sin
You will sin
Oftenly 

You will die
You will die
You will die
Eventually

You will rot
You will rot
You will rot into the ground
Eventually

A Nursery Rhyme For People That Don't Really Like Their Children That Much

Lyrics:

I have....
Missed you every day,
But I've got your DNA,
From a sample that I found in my lab
Now I'm gonna make a clone,
One that I can call my own,
A living one that isn't in a bag

True Love Conquers All

SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY 

FUCKIN' ENYA INNIT...

Liked this song since I heard the Nick Cave version, this is my take. I also do a cover of this on my musical saw, but hoping to add some saw to a recording of this one :)

Mack The Knife

Kieran

Further demonstrating that Lady Gaga writes ska songs. I ska'd up Paparazzi, and then sent it to my super talented friend, Ronald Hallgren, who has added many instruments to it, and lifted my decent rendition, into something that I would describe as "fucking excellent"

Ukulele Kris - Vocals, Ukulele
Ronald Hallgren - Alto horn, Tenor horn, Tuba, Alto saxophone, Baritone saxophone, Trumpet, Percussion, Electric ukulele, Adittional vocals

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Paparazzi (featuring Skankin Skullbone aka Ronald Hallgren)

I was playing around with my clock radio, trying to get a signal whilst in bed this morning, when I caught the end of a broadcast, I've recorded it all day since, and this was repeated again at 1300hours, I'm uploading this to share with everyone.

Seems to me that Scarfolk is trying to promote it's tourism trade via a Numbers Station style advert on the AM wavelength, and remember...

"Scarfolk is more than its famous sewage treatment works, it's more than its high security mental facilities; it's more than its world renowned covens; it's more than its fine reputation which it rebuilt after a spate of grizzly serial killings..." 

http://scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/scarfolks-tourism-highlights.html

Scarfolk Numbers Station - Tourism Advert

A demo for the band I want to form, The Atheist Gospel Society

Kris Ball - Vocals, Ukulele & Melodica

Fear Him - The Atheist Gospel Society

I did a cover of the FIDLAR song, 5 To 9.

I replaced the gheetar solo with a melodica solo. I play melodica now. Melodicas are cool

5 To 9

New bedroom project that I would like to become an actual band, Kris Ball & The Atheist Gospel Orchestra, although when not a bedroom project anymore, we'd just be The Atheist Gospel Orchestra. Or something.

This is a song by Harley Poe. You should check them out because THEY FUCKING RULE. I've been playing this song since I heard it a couple of months ago. It's awesome. 

Guitar, Vocals and Musical Saw : Kris Ball
Music and Lyrics : Harley Poe

Yeah, no ukulele. Suck on that.

Transvestites Can Be Cannibals Too

So, my plan today was to do a ska version on my ukulele, but when I'd finished it, I'd decided it was kinda crap, and I wasn't happy with it. So I deleted it. However, I'd paid 8p on a photocopy of the chords (the songbook I have which has it in, along with some other terrible early 21st century angst-core music has songs over 3 to 4 pages, and when you're trying to record, you can't be turning pages over, what, do I look like somebody who learns things?

So, I was faffing about, trying to do something with it, and I looked at my fleabitten, knackered old busted acoustic gheetar, and thought "I wonder what it would sound like if Johnny Cash had recorded a cover of this as his B-side to his Nine Inch Nail's cover of Hurt". So that's where that started. It's not supposed to sound like Johnny Cash, it's just where I started from. 

I turned a 3 minute mosher song to a six and a half minute epic, without adding any pieces, repeating any extra choruses. It's just slow.

It also features my musical saw. Fuck yeah.

Kris Ball - Vocals, Guitar & Musical Saw
Music and Lyrics - Jacoby Shaddix & Tobin Esperance

Between Angels And Insects

I done a cover of Hotel California by t'Eagles.  I hope to get some people to collaborate on this and faff about and fuck about with it

Hotel California

SEE!? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT'S A LOVELY DAY AND THERE IS NOTHING TO DO, SO INSTEAD OF TAPPING AWAY AT FACEBOOK AND MASTURCRYING, I RECORD SILLY POP SONGS IN A SKA'D UP STYLE.

Ukulele Kris

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