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i have listened to this about 100 actual times its addicting

Original Composer(s): Koji Kondo, Simpleflips
Arrangement: MoonageDream

Character Represented: Simpleflips

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The former warden of Gay Baby Jail, Simpleflips makes it in on his first try to cause a little chaos! Featuring a mix of songs perfect for anyone with over 10 IQ, Aveire's technique may be simple but he'll make speedy work of anyone standing in his way. Now to deal with all the children he left behind...

SOURCES
- Songs from 3D Mario titles
- Songs from games Simpleflips is known for playing, or popular jokes from his streams 
- Songs related to jail/prison

EXAMPLES
- Super Mario 64 OST, Super Mario Galaxy OST
- Tetris Plus, Sam The Matzo Man
- Jailhouse Rock, Rusty Cage

A Simple Melody

IMPORTANT: Ultimus Tourney continues on our second account, @ultimustourneypart2! Please follow us there to see how the story continues.

ULTIMUS TOURNEY is a tournament pitting 16 contenders against one another with music as its focus. The winner gets a concert to themselves, a chance to show the world what they've got on the biggest stage possible.

The losers? Lost to the White Noise.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the mashups and arrangements presented for more about them.

What is the White Noise?

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/va25sJN )

CONTENDERS:
-Miror B.
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, and Cherry)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Windows Warriors (Bonzi Buddy, Clippy, and Putt Putt)
-The Luminary
-Lone Digger
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-Jonesy
-Hisashi Nogami
-George Lopez
-Dr. Kawashima
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Lune

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-???
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-The Baron

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