ULTIMUS MASHUP THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT

Jonesy

This mashup was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, who worked on this art with Craftersshaft @craftersshaft.

HEROBRINE: So, how is Frank doing?
THEGUY: I just came back from the clinic. He’s doing fine, the doctor said his vitals were normal. Apparently, the negativity from the void did a number on his mental stability as well as outward appearance. 
DIO: Ho! As if the obscene freak’s brain was not destroyed enough!
(Dio and Herobrine chuckle to themselves.)
THEGUY: Fortunately, he’s fine now. Hopefully he’ll be able to return to fight Hero in a few days!
DIO: Just wonderful. You cubic maniac are rather lucky.
HEROBRINE: I  look forward to fighting Frank. I’ve been hoping to square off against him some day. May he heal quickly.
THEGUY: To be honest, it’s nice to hear you guys are concerned for Frank’s welfare, even after cussing everybody out all the time. Especially you guys! Aren’t you supposed to be all evil and stuff?
HEROBRINE: Oh, please, McLastname. Why, he’s been very rude to us all since day 1. The only one he’s probably been nice to is DIO.
DIO: True. Joji speaks Japanese like I do, and we hit it off when we met. However, we are competitors all in one tournament. We are united, and we must look out for each other.
HEROBRINE: Anyway, who is the doctor that is taking care of him? Is it the Medic that Mishka was talking about?
THEGUY: I’m afraid the Medic was busy and couldn’t be reached. However, I did find a guy that actually had a medical license. He’s not the best, but he’ll do.

(Meanwhile, at a nearby clinic, Frank is lying in a hospital bed. A figure looms over him.)
FRANK: Jesus Christ, where am I? I feel horrible…
DR. AMIGO: ¿Es la offkey una amenaza para mi y mi familia?
FRANK: OH MY GOD! MARIO IS GOING TO RAPE MEEEEE! SOMEBODY HELP!

Shake Of The Blocks

wow hey look another neil impossible i wonder how many there are 😎😎😎😎 this track has been in storage since part one so rofl
this track was made by wholepunch @whole-punch with art by theguy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and ms360 @mate-rodriguez

Ke$hanomics

another s-sexy grandpa rip???? waaaaa its overused waaa ai hate unfunny grandap rap waaaaaaaaaa

Biff Chitlins: Grandfather of seven, dancing extraordinaire. Martin Gecko: Reptilian secretary, pro gamer. Together, the Geico Gaming duo has teamed up for their fifteen minutes of fame! When these two show how much you can save with Geico, their competition will wish they had insurance!
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(See You Again, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Forza, Street Fighter, Fortnite)

This mashup was made by Gnirob @gniRob and Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Sexy Party Rockers

Original Composer(s): Usher, Pitbull, CaptainSparklez
Arrangement: MoonageDream

Character Represented: Jonesy

Okay, now this is epic. Jonesy has joined the roster, packing some tracks from viral games! It's time for the battle royale to begin; will he get the Victory Royale?

SOURCES
- Songs from viral games (excluding Undertale), as well as fansongs related to them
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

EXAMPLES
- Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Song
- Finish the Fight

Revenge

Original Composer(s): Dead or Alive, Shoji Meguro
Arrangement: GreenOfRain

Characters Represented: Lune, Miror B.

The true Phantom Thief has arrived. Wielding her Persona, Templar, Cass takes the form of Lune to finalize the roster. With Sayori's soul on her conscience, can she steal the win from the rest of the roster?

SOURCES
- Shin Megami Tensei games, including spinoffs such as Persona
- Songs based heavily on vocal samples
- Songs with the word "moon" in the title

EXAMPLES
- Last Surprise, Ginza
- Ain't Nothin' Like A Funky Beat
- Moonage Daydream, Moon Theme

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Miror B's here to snag up the win in Ultimus Tourney! With Ludicolo at his side and also the power of disco, there's nothing that'll get in the way of his endless groove. Know if you meet eyes with him, it'll be a fight you won't forget. 

SOURCES
- Songs from Pokemon spinoffs
- Songs in the genre of disco and funk
- Michael Jackson songs

EXAMPLES 
- Thunderwave Cave, Miror B.'s Theme
- September, Let's Groove, Stayin' Alive
- Smooth Criminal, Beat It

Life Will Spin

Original Composer(s): Toshiyuki Sudo, The Living Tombstone
Arrangement: eBro

Characters Represented: Jonesy, Hisashi Nogami

Okay, now this is epic. Jonesy has joined the roster, packing some tracks from viral games! It's time for the battle royale to begin; will he get the Victory Royale?

SOURCES
- Songs from viral games (excluding Undertale), as well as fansongs related to them
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

EXAMPLES
- Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Song
- Finish the Fight

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Chasing new horizons, Hisashi Nogami of the Squid Research Lab has joined the fight! He seems to be well-versed in the ways of the Inklings, so that'll be his primary weapon in this battle. But, nobody told us he's also a game developer on the side. Looks like this researcher has some tricks up his coat sleeves.

SOURCES
- Songs from Splatoon
- Songs from Animal Crossing 
- Songs from Mii games (except for Wii Music)
- Nintendo BIOS songs

EXAMPLES
- Nasty Majesty, The Girl From Inkopolis
- 3pm, Bubblegum K.K.
- Charge!, Wii Sports Resort Theme
- Eshop Theme, Wii Shop Channel

Enough Of This FNaF Lore, I'm Going Fishing

Original Composer(s): Minako Hamano
Arrangement: hula_ellipse

Character Represented: Dr. Kawashima

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M.D. in hand, Dr. Kawashima has arrived on the scene! Known for his studies of the brain, he brings a well-needed bit of intelligence to the roster. But it's not all sunshine; underneath that playful, smart exterior is a monster with some devilish training under his non-existent belt. Stay focused as he grabs the win!

SOURCES
- Franchises exclusive to the DS family (plus Brain Age)
- Songs about doctors
- Songs about devils

EXAMPLES
- Brain Age OST, Freakyforms
- Dr. Mario theme
- The Devil Went Down To Georgia

Victory! Dr. Kawashima

Original Composer(s): Toru Minegishi
Arrangement: WaluigiWeh

Characters Represented: Robo-Crashers, Hisashi Nogami

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/rs4tvQzZkZ34BWiR7

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Get ready for a Robo Blast from the past! Sonic and Mega Man, retro platformer kings, have joined the fight! With some classic tunes up their sleeves, and some surprising twists, you’ll never guess what’s coming next! Other challengers, prepare to meet your Doom.

SOURCES
- Songs from classic Sonic and Mega Man games 
- Songs from Sonic and Mega Man fangames
- Songs from the Doom series 

EXAMPLES
-Chemical Plant Zone, Mirage Saloon Zone, Crash Man Stage
-Wolf Rayet, Glue Man Stage
-Rip and Tear

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Chasing new horizons, Hisashi Nogami of the Squid Research Lab has joined the fight! He seems to be well-versed in the ways of the Inklings, so that'll be his primary weapon in this battle. But, nobody told us he's also a game developer on the side. Looks like this researcher has some tricks up his coat sleeves.

SOURCES
- Songs from Splatoon
- Songs from Animal Crossing 
- Songs from Mii games (except for Wii Music)
- Nintendo BIOS songs

EXAMPLES
- Nasty Majesty, The Girl From Inkopolis
- 3pm, Bubblegum K.K.
- Charge!, Wii Sports Resort Theme
- Eshop Theme, Wii Shop Channel

Ink Man Stage [R1M2]

Character: Pac-Man Loves Halloween!
Arrangement: 9mmPeter @9mmp3ter
Illustration: MoreMell0w
Music: Victory! Pac-Man Loves Halloween
Join the Discord and learn more about LFAD2 and its characters! discord.gg/NTwd37d

Sourcelist:
Songs from Pac-Man games (Pacman World Rally, Pac-Man!, Pacman and the Ghostly Adventures) 
Songs related to Jerma and Jerma memes (Team Fortress 2, Rats Birthday Mixtape, Giant Enemy Spider)
Songs from franchises present in Pac-Man’s Namco Roulette taunt (NO OVERLAP) (Tekken, Katamari, Dig Dug)
Songs related to drugs and substance abuse (Smoke Weed Every Day, Happy Pills, Purple Pills)

Original:
-Ian Dury - Sex and Drugs and Rock n' Roll (Drugs)
-Tove Lo - Habits (Drugs)
-The Weekend - Can't feel my face (Drugs)
-Afroman - Because I got High (Drugs)

Drugs And Drugs And Drugs N Drugs

BURR: "There are 10 things you need to know before holding that gun, kid."

JONESY: "Kid? You're old news, grandpa! Bring it on, you're nothing more than a bot."

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/sFZ6Bf7jQfEbjpsH9

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Original Composer(s): Laura Shigihara, Keiichi Kondou, Billy Joel, Tryhardninja
Arrangement: Bulnosaur40

Character Represented: Stage Stars, Jonesy

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Here for the curtain call, Stage Stars have joined the battle! Diametrically opposed, but not exactly foes, these three are aiming to get into the room where it happens with their slick combination of Broadway musicals and more. Their reign could be beautiful, so long as they don't disappear.

SOURCES
- Songs from Broadway and off-Broadway musicals, excluding fanmade content
- Songs from anime heavily focused on music (excluding Snow Halation)
- Songs about historical American politicians (before the year 1980)

EXAMPLES
- Beautiful, Requiem
- Songs from K-On!, Carole and Tuesday
- We Didn't Start The Fire

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Okay, now this is epic. Jonesy has joined the roster, packing some tracks from viral games! It's time for the battle royale to begin; will he get the Victory Royale?

SOURCES
- Songs from viral games (excluding Undertale), as well as fansongs related to them (no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

EXAMPLES
- Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Song, Best Mates
- Finish the Fight, Half-Life OST

It's My Daring Cube! [R1M4]

VERONICA: Aw, what's wrong? Gonna report us for stream sniping?

While one falls closer to the White Noise, another moves forward. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

Read the Stage Stars vs. Jonesy story post here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1144ExwHYg732SL2vQlXjRQmZc1upTnlRVugYXumTxY0/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS - ROUND 1 MATCH 4

Arrangement: @Lyn35, @moonagedream
Character Represented: Hisashi Nogami

Sources:
- Songs from Splatoon
- Songs from Animal Crossing 
- Songs from Mii games (except for Wii Music)
- Nintendo BIOS songs

Songs used:
K.K. House - Kazumi Totaka (Animal Crossing)

K.K. House

Arrangement: @gelatinman (Flajelly)
Character Represented: Windows Warriors

Sources:
- Edutainment games
- Pre-2000s PC adventure games
- Songs from various Microsoft OS's, or using sounds from them
- Songs about/related to computers

Songs used:
Windows 95 Remix 2016 - madxruler (Microsoft OS Sounds)
Teach Me How to Dougie - California Swag District (Offsource)
Penguin Boogie - Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo (Adventure)

Penguin Dougie

(NOTE: THIS CHARACTER IS STILL LOST TO THE WHITE NOISE. We just wanted to give him a better victory theme because his old one sucks. Good thing he never used it.)

Arrangement: MoonageDream (@moonagedream)
Character Represented: Jonesy

Sources:
- Songs from viral internet games as of the 2010's and their fan songs. (excluding Undertale, and no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

Songs used:
Default Dance - Fortnite (Viral games, 3D shooters)
Victory Royale Jingle - Fortnite (Viral games, 3D shooters)

Victory! Jonesy (Updated)

IMPORTANT: Ultimus Tourney continues on our second account, @ultimustourneypart2! Please follow us there to see how the story continues.

ULTIMUS TOURNEY is a tournament pitting 16 contenders against one another with music as its focus. The winner gets a concert to themselves, a chance to show the world what they've got on the biggest stage possible.

The losers? Lost to the White Noise.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the mashups and arrangements presented for more about them.

What is the White Noise?

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/va25sJN )

CONTENDERS:
-Miror B.
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, and Cherry)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Windows Warriors (Bonzi Buddy, Clippy, and Putt Putt)
-The Luminary
-Lone Digger
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-Jonesy
-Hisashi Nogami
-George Lopez
-Dr. Kawashima
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Lune

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-???
-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

Enough Of This FNaF Lore, I'm Going Fishing

Ultimus Tourney: Empty Space [MOVED]

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