Jonesy

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Lord Farquaad of course! Even though he couldn't win Fiona's heart, he is sure to swoon over the ladies in MASHUP WEEK! His source list will definitely make his opponents bow down and declare him the all star!
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)
This track was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows with art by TheGuy. Stay Jammin!

King's Power

MashupRune's art and concept was created by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. This mashup was made by Gnirob @gnirob (with Smash Mouth vocals by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown). Stay Jammin!

BILLIE: ... my lord.
???: Ah, my little lotus on an evening's afternoon! I trust you've taken care of those ruffians as I've commanded?
BILLIE: ... well...
???: ... Well what is it then? Out with it, now.
BILLIE: i didn't.
???: WHAT?
BILLIE: these people... they've shown me compassion and kindness... unlike anything i've EVER really experienced... i can't bring myself to hurt them.
???: ... So, it's treason, then. After EVERYTHING we've worked so hard to achieve. Even with the PORTAL in place. You cannot bring yourself to stop these traitorous vermin?
KE$HA: Leave her alone.
???: Ah... the calvary has arrived! And in perfect timing, too.
BILLIE: ...
???: You were JUST about to witness me gather the last piece of the HEART I need!!
BILLIE: u-ugh!!
HAT KID: YOU BUT HER DOWN, YOU CREEP!!
RWJ: Yeah! That's our friend!!
???: Hahahaha... HAHAHAHA!!! Then it's decided!! We duel for the girl. Winner wins her over.
RWJ: Deal.
KE$HA: Let's make the most of this fight, everyone!!
HAT KID: Bang, BANG, BANG!!
???: TRY IF YOU MIGHT, FOOLISH JAMMERSMITHS...

FARQUAAD: ONLY SHOOTING STARS CAN BREAK THE MOLD.

Freek'n Picture Chaos

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

Original Composer(s): Usher, Pitbull, CaptainSparklez
Arrangement: MoonageDream

Character Represented: Jonesy

Okay, now this is epic. Jonesy has joined the roster, packing some tracks from viral games! It's time for the battle royale to begin; will he get the Victory Royale?

SOURCES
- Songs from viral games (excluding Undertale), as well as fansongs related to them
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

EXAMPLES
- Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Song
- Finish the Fight

Revenge

Original Composer(s): Toshiyuki Sudo, The Living Tombstone
Arrangement: eBro

Characters Represented: Jonesy, Hisashi Nogami

Okay, now this is epic. Jonesy has joined the roster, packing some tracks from viral games! It's time for the battle royale to begin; will he get the Victory Royale?

SOURCES
- Songs from viral games (excluding Undertale), as well as fansongs related to them
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

EXAMPLES
- Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Song
- Finish the Fight

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Chasing new horizons, Hisashi Nogami of the Squid Research Lab has joined the fight! He seems to be well-versed in the ways of the Inklings, so that'll be his primary weapon in this battle. But, nobody told us he's also a game developer on the side. Looks like this researcher has some tricks up his coat sleeves.

SOURCES
- Songs from Splatoon
- Songs from Animal Crossing 
- Songs from Mii games (except for Wii Music)
- Nintendo BIOS songs

EXAMPLES
- Nasty Majesty, The Girl From Inkopolis
- 3pm, Bubblegum K.K.
- Charge!, Wii Sports Resort Theme
- Eshop Theme, Wii Shop Channel

Enough Of This FNaF Lore, I'm Going Fishing

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: It's Who I Am, Get Used To It
FROM: K/DA Akali

K/DA AKALI: (Sigh...) Look. I'm just gonna make this quick. Restraint's not really my thing, anyways. It's been real, but the Summoner's Rift needs me. I can't stay here doing just doing nothing. (We're all pretty much fired anyways.) I noticed most of everyone's leaving a "self reflection" letter, but... well, I didn't really "learn" anything new. There's no lesson for me to learn. My goals are simple: fight, kill, and win. I don't abide by the rules. Never have. Never will. If there's ANYTHING I've learned, it's nothing I don't already know. When I fall down, I just get back up and come back harder and better than before. Naega nugunji igsughae jisibsio.
K/DA AHRI: Hey, Akali! Are you coming? The train's almost here.
K/DA AKALI: ... Yeah yeah. I'll be there. So thanks for the GG, I guess. Word of advice? Be ready for anything life throws at you. Keep your eyes on the prize, and you'll be walking in no time. That's my gift.
Peace.

This final track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with a stunning art combination by venus-pisces twitter.com/_venuspisces and Etroup @e-twoup.

A Callback to Akali's legendary achievements.
★ CactusTeam - Twilight Shroud
★ CactusTeam - Driving Like an ALL/STAR
★ TheGuy - "Straight Up Banger"
★ vvsvlogs - THIS/LOVE
★ Guntrol - A K-Pop Animashup
★ CactusTeam - TOUCH/TONE DUMPLINGS
★ GoldM - Your Honor, League of Legends
★ CactusTeam - Victory! K/DA's Akali

Stay Jammin, Akali. Don't let anybody bring you down.

The sky above Main St. was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
The year is 204X. Mashup Week 9 is in development, and hotly anticipated by billions. The Honchos control all of the world's governments from the shadows. Ieslar has recently become the richest person on Earth due to a few choice merchandising deals, but as they say, behind every great fortune is a great crime. Your name is K/DA Akali, and you're the sole witness to TheGuy's murder. You were always the least popular boss; when it was your word against Ieslar's, of course no one believed you. Since the civil option has failed, you have to take matters into your own hands. With the help of your time weathered friend and handler CactusTeam, you'll ascend Mashup Week Tower to confront Ieslar, and carry out justice once and for all

You Ready For This?

Come join our discord server!
discord.gg/5p3FQk8

Track by @nozomi82

3... 2... 1... GO!

This battle seems to be a rather personal one! Bowser, the fierce king trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom, battling Bowser Jr, his mischievous son!

Will this family drama spiral out of control? Will Bowser end up permanently damaging his son's mental state?! Probably not!

Bowser
- Castle themes and boss themes from the Mario franchise, along with all songs specifically associated with Bowser.
(Bowser's Theme from Super Mario 64, The Ultimate Show from Super Paper Mario, etc...)

- Songs about being evil/bad.
(Bad Guy by Billie Eilish, We Are Number One, etc...)

- Songs about craving/lacking love.
(Somebody That I Used To Know, Gimmie Love by Joji, etc...)

Bowser Jr.
- Mini-boss themes from the Mario franchise, along with all songs specifically associated with Bowser Jr.
(Bowser Jr. from Super Mario Galaxy, Hey You! from Paper Mario, etc...)

- Songs from Super Mario Sunshine.
(Delfino Plaza, A Secret Course, etc...)

- Songs related to family.
(Songs by Dad Feels, Hey Brother by Avicii, etc...)

- Songs related to painting/drawing.
(Paint It, Black by The Rolling Stones, songs from Drawn to Life, etc...)

Songs used:
Bowser
Bad Guy - Billie Eilish (Evil/bad)

Bowser Jr.
As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It - Lemon Demon (Family)

Bad Dad

BURR: "There are 10 things you need to know before holding that gun, kid."

JONESY: "Kid? You're old news, grandpa! Bring it on, you're nothing more than a bot."

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/sFZ6Bf7jQfEbjpsH9

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Original Composer(s): Laura Shigihara, Keiichi Kondou, Billy Joel, Tryhardninja
Arrangement: Bulnosaur40

Character Represented: Stage Stars, Jonesy

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Here for the curtain call, Stage Stars have joined the battle! Diametrically opposed, but not exactly foes, these three are aiming to get into the room where it happens with their slick combination of Broadway musicals and more. Their reign could be beautiful, so long as they don't disappear.

SOURCES
- Songs from Broadway and off-Broadway musicals, excluding fanmade content
- Songs from anime heavily focused on music (excluding Snow Halation)
- Songs about historical American politicians (before the year 1980)

EXAMPLES
- Beautiful, Requiem
- Songs from K-On!, Carole and Tuesday
- We Didn't Start The Fire

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Okay, now this is epic. Jonesy has joined the roster, packing some tracks from viral games! It's time for the battle royale to begin; will he get the Victory Royale?

SOURCES
- Songs from viral games (excluding Undertale), as well as fansongs related to them (no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

EXAMPLES
- Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Song, Best Mates
- Finish the Fight, Half-Life OST

It's My Daring Cube! [R1M4]

VERONICA: Aw, what's wrong? Gonna report us for stream sniping?

While one falls closer to the White Noise, another moves forward. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

Read the Stage Stars vs. Jonesy story post here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1144ExwHYg732SL2vQlXjRQmZc1upTnlRVugYXumTxY0/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS - ROUND 1 MATCH 4

Original Composer(s): The Cooper Institute, Hideki Naganuma, Aaron Carter
Arrangement: MoonageDream

Character Represented: Lune

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The Phantom Thief has arrived. Wielding her Persona, Templar, Cass takes the form of Lune to finalize the roster. With Sayori's soul on her conscience, can she steal the win from the rest of the roster?

SOURCES
- Shin Megami Tensei games, including spinoffs such as Persona
- Songs based heavily on vocal samples
- Songs with the word "moon" in the title

EXAMPLES
- Last Surprise, Ginza
- Ain't Nothin' Like A Funky Beat
- Moonage Daydream, Moon Theme

FEEL IT

Come join our discord server!
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Track by @nozomi82

3... 2... 1... GO!

A battle with a British theme and bad puns... Who's idea was this?

Cloud, the main protagonist of Final Fantasy 7, faces up against Little Mac, the boxer from the Bronx!

Cloud
- Songs from the Square Enix games, excluding Dragon Quest.
(Songs from Final Fantasy, songs from Kingdom Hearts, etc...)

- Songs related to soldiers.
(Like Toy Soldiers by Eminem, Part Of Me by Katy Perry, etc...)

- Songs from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate that are the only song representing their game.
(Ring a Ding, Stack-Up/Gyromite, etc...)

Little Mac
- Songs related to sports.
(Punch-out!! music, Space Jam, etc...)

- Songs related to nationalities/stereotypes.
(This Is America, the Stereotype Song by Your Favorite Martian, O Canada, etc...)

- Songs related to being weak/unappreciated.
(Weak by AJR, Don't by Ed Sheeran, etc...)

Songs used:
Cloud
Sinister Sundown - Kingdom Hearts II (Square Enix)

Little Mac
Fire In the Booth - Unknown P (Nationalities/stereotypes)

United Kingdom Hearts

Track by https://www.youtube.com/c/VincentMashups / @vincents-memes.
Art by pokopakku#3393.
Characters Represented: Clone High Canada
Tournament Origin: QUANTUM

Sources:
B.o.B. ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (Offsource)
Justin Bieber - Sorry (Canadian Artists)
The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk - Starboy (Canadian Artists)
Danny Gonzalez & Drew Gooden - We Are Not The Same Person (Clones)
Various Clone High Dialouge (Adult Animation)

#15 - Clone High Canada

Hey there sport, welcome to Canada, eh? These fighters may seem like a bunch of uncle-fuckers, but they're right tootin' to fight! Featuring the talents of Terrance and Phillip, Canada's funniest comedians and official champions of the United Farting League, these t̶w̶o̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶s̶[Data Expunged by order of the CBC] NATIONAL HEROES team up with the greatest mind the world has ever known, Dr. Scudworth, principal of Clone High! Together, these chums are going to show the world what Canada is all aboot!

- Songs from adult-animated shows
(The Simpsons, Family Guy, BoJack Horseman)
- Songs relating to scientists or corruption
(Weird Science, Science Blaster, Song For Denise)
- Songs about clones and the undead, or featuring excessive swearing/potty humor
(I Think I'm A Clone Now, Backstreet's Back, Spooky Scary Skeletons)
(Bitch Better Have My Money, STFU, Slipknot - Surfacing)
- Music related to Canada or by/featuring Canadian artists
(Hotline Bling, Can I Get A Witness, One Week)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

DON'T GET ON THAT PLANE!

Track Name: $1o0 SPiNS
Arrangement: Thomass @cheezyvevo
Original Composer: FAtt SPiNS, Jaroslav Beck
Character Represented: SUPERHOT, Ian Hecox
Artwork: [SUPERHOT] Sammy @perfectoelecto [Ian Hecox] Pokopakku https://twitter.com/pokopakku

[THIS TRACK IS NOT A BRACKET VERSUS TRACK AS ITS A COLLAB OF 2 CONTESTANTS PLUS SUPERHOT IS CURRENTLY FIGHTING AGAINST CAROL AND LILAC!]

SUPERHOT:

★Songs from VR Games
(Superhot, Trover Saves the Universe, Job Simulator)
★Songs associated with the words “Hot” and “Fire”
(Fire - Justice, September - Earth, Wind, and Fire)
★Songs about Virtual Reality, Virtual Worlds, and Time
(Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai, Virtual Reality - Rusted Root)

Ian Hecox:

★Songs by Smosh or songs by the Smosh Crew, mostly Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla
(Legend of Zelda Rap, Dixon Cider, Smash Rap, Boxman, etc.) 
[INCLUDES GHOSTMATES OST AND THE SMOSH MOVIE OST]
★Songs by older youtubers or songs associated to Old YouTube 
(RayWilliamJohnson, FRED, RoomieOfficial, Jacksfilms) 
(Nyan Cat, Bed Intruder Song, The Duck Song, etc.) 
★Songs from franchises that Smosh has done covers of
(Pokémon, Mortal Kombat, Power Rangers, etc.)

$1o0 SPiNS

Track by @valoregal
Art by nope sr

Character 2# [Ben Shapiro]

Good evening liberals! Ben is here to stir up controversy! Existing only to fuel the fires of hatred has lead him to discord degeneracy, bringing with him his political knowledge, his shitty arguments, and his powerful judge gavel. Can ben own the libs hard enough to win?

Sources Used:
Ben Shapiro - "Ben Shapiro Destroys My Sandcastle..." [Its just ben]
Blackbear & TMG - Short Kings Anthem [Short]
Epic Rap Battles of History - Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney [Political figures]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Turnabout Courtroom - Trial [Law]

Sources
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-Music Relating to American Politics and Political Figures (Obama Rap, America fuck yeah, Mitt Romney style, American Dad)
-Music relating to being short or small, or shortness in general (Little macs theme, Little Big Planet music, 5ft something)
-Music relating to law, debates, and arguments(Ace Attorney, Danganropa,Fnaf lawsuit theme)

Proof Ben Shapiro is Wright

(NOTE: THIS CHARACTER IS STILL LOST TO THE WHITE NOISE. We just wanted to give him a better victory theme because his old one sucks. Good thing he never used it.)

Arrangement: MoonageDream (@moonagedream)
Character Represented: Jonesy

Sources:
- Songs from viral internet games as of the 2010's and their fan songs. (excluding Undertale, and no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

Songs used:
Default Dance - Fortnite (Viral games, 3D shooters)
Victory Royale Jingle - Fortnite (Viral games, 3D shooters)

Victory! Jonesy (Updated)

IMPORTANT: Ultimus Tourney continues on our second account, @ultimustourneypart2! Please follow us there to see how the story continues.

ULTIMUS TOURNEY is a tournament pitting 16 contenders against one another with music as its focus. The winner gets a concert to themselves, a chance to show the world what they've got on the biggest stage possible.

The losers? Lost to the White Noise.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the mashups and arrangements presented for more about them.

What is the White Noise?

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/va25sJN )

CONTENDERS:
-Miror B.
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, and Cherry)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Windows Warriors (Bonzi Buddy, Clippy, and Putt Putt)
-The Luminary
-Lone Digger
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-Jonesy
-Hisashi Nogami
-George Lopez
-Dr. Kawashima
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Lune

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-???
-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

It's My Daring Cube! [R1M4]

Ultimus Tourney: Empty Space [MOVED]

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