Jonesy

This mashup was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, who worked on this art with Craftersshaft @craftersshaft.

HEROBRINE: So, how is Frank doing?
THEGUY: I just came back from the clinic. He’s doing fine, the doctor said his vitals were normal. Apparently, the negativity from the void did a number on his mental stability as well as outward appearance. 
DIO: Ho! As if the obscene freak’s brain was not destroyed enough!
(Dio and Herobrine chuckle to themselves.)
THEGUY: Fortunately, he’s fine now. Hopefully he’ll be able to return to fight Hero in a few days!
DIO: Just wonderful. You cubic maniac are rather lucky.
HEROBRINE: I  look forward to fighting Frank. I’ve been hoping to square off against him some day. May he heal quickly.
THEGUY: To be honest, it’s nice to hear you guys are concerned for Frank’s welfare, even after cussing everybody out all the time. Especially you guys! Aren’t you supposed to be all evil and stuff?
HEROBRINE: Oh, please, McLastname. Why, he’s been very rude to us all since day 1. The only one he’s probably been nice to is DIO.
DIO: True. Joji speaks Japanese like I do, and we hit it off when we met. However, we are competitors all in one tournament. We are united, and we must look out for each other.
HEROBRINE: Anyway, who is the doctor that is taking care of him? Is it the Medic that Mishka was talking about?
THEGUY: I’m afraid the Medic was busy and couldn’t be reached. However, I did find a guy that actually had a medical license. He’s not the best, but he’ll do.

(Meanwhile, at a nearby clinic, Frank is lying in a hospital bed. A figure looms over him.)
FRANK: Jesus Christ, where am I? I feel horrible…
DR. AMIGO: ¿Es la offkey una amenaza para mi y mi familia?
FRANK: OH MY GOD! MARIO IS GOING TO RAPE MEEEEE! SOMEBODY HELP!

Shake Of The Blocks

another s-sexy grandpa rip???? waaaaa its overused waaa ai hate unfunny grandap rap waaaaaaaaaa

Biff Chitlins: Grandfather of seven, dancing extraordinaire. Martin Gecko: Reptilian secretary, pro gamer. Together, the Geico Gaming duo has teamed up for their fifteen minutes of fame! When these two show how much you can save with Geico, their competition will wish they had insurance!
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(See You Again, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Forza, Street Fighter, Fortnite)

This mashup was made by Gnirob @gniRob and Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Sexy Party Rockers

Music: Presenting: Captain Viridian!
Artwork: @popopo_3
Arrangement: @libbec
Original Composers: Magnus Pålsson
Original Songs: Presenting VVVVVV
Character Represented: Captain Viridian
---
discord.gg/k3aPAmw
---
As we go up, we go down; and no one is more down to take massive challenges than the Captain of the DSS Souleye's crew: Captain Viridian! They've been through a lot in their years of work, and as a result they're ready to pull through the gravity of this tournament. Equipped with the tracks from their games, alongside a few other places they've been, they're ready to collect this Trinket and keep pushing onwards!

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs from games by Terry Cavanagh
(ex: VVVVVV, Super Hexagon, Dicey Dungeons)

- Tracks featuring songs from games Viridian has appeared in
(ex: Super Meat Boy, Indie Pogo)

- Tracks featuring Chiptune or 8-bit Music
(ex: Works by Chipzel)

- Tracks featuring songs related to gravity or from gravity-based games
(ex: Gravity Rush OST, Portal OST, Super Mario Galaxy OST)

Presenting: Captain Viridian!

Original Composer(s): Usher, Pitbull, CaptainSparklez
Arrangement: MoonageDream

Character Represented: Jonesy

Okay, now this is epic. Jonesy has joined the roster, packing some tracks from viral games! It's time for the battle royale to begin; will he get the Victory Royale?

SOURCES
- Songs from viral games (excluding Undertale), as well as fansongs related to them
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

EXAMPLES
- Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Song
- Finish the Fight

Revenge

Original Composer(s): Toshiyuki Sudo, The Living Tombstone
Arrangement: eBro

Characters Represented: Jonesy, Hisashi Nogami

Okay, now this is epic. Jonesy has joined the roster, packing some tracks from viral games! It's time for the battle royale to begin; will he get the Victory Royale?

SOURCES
- Songs from viral games (excluding Undertale), as well as fansongs related to them
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

EXAMPLES
- Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Song
- Finish the Fight

-

Chasing new horizons, Hisashi Nogami of the Squid Research Lab has joined the fight! He seems to be well-versed in the ways of the Inklings, so that'll be his primary weapon in this battle. But, nobody told us he's also a game developer on the side. Looks like this researcher has some tricks up his coat sleeves.

SOURCES
- Songs from Splatoon
- Songs from Animal Crossing 
- Songs from Mii games (except for Wii Music)
- Nintendo BIOS songs

EXAMPLES
- Nasty Majesty, The Girl From Inkopolis
- 3pm, Bubblegum K.K.
- Charge!, Wii Sports Resort Theme
- Eshop Theme, Wii Shop Channel

Enough Of This FNaF Lore, I'm Going Fishing

Original Composer(s): Childish Gambino, Lil Nas X, XXXTENTACION, Travis Scott, The Weeknd
Arrangement: Vincent Mashups

Character Represented: Atlanta Roads

-

Riding until they can't no more, Childish Gambino and Lil Nas X take the stage with their quick bars. With rap from the 2010's behind them, they're not to be underestimated! At the very least, they're not the worst guys.

SOURCES
- Rap songs from the 2005 and forward
- Songs by Childish Gambino
- Songs by Lil Nas X 

EXAMPLES
- King Kunta, Sicko Mode
- Redbone, 3005
- Old Town Road, c7osure

Hold Up

BURR: "There are 10 things you need to know before holding that gun, kid."

JONESY: "Kid? You're old news, grandpa! Bring it on, you're nothing more than a bot."

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/sFZ6Bf7jQfEbjpsH9

-

Original Composer(s): Laura Shigihara, Keiichi Kondou, Billy Joel, Tryhardninja
Arrangement: Bulnosaur40

Character Represented: Stage Stars, Jonesy

-

Here for the curtain call, Stage Stars have joined the battle! Diametrically opposed, but not exactly foes, these three are aiming to get into the room where it happens with their slick combination of Broadway musicals and more. Their reign could be beautiful, so long as they don't disappear.

SOURCES
- Songs from Broadway and off-Broadway musicals, excluding fanmade content
- Songs from anime heavily focused on music (excluding Snow Halation)
- Songs about historical American politicians (before the year 1980)

EXAMPLES
- Beautiful, Requiem
- Songs from K-On!, Carole and Tuesday
- We Didn't Start The Fire

-

Okay, now this is epic. Jonesy has joined the roster, packing some tracks from viral games! It's time for the battle royale to begin; will he get the Victory Royale?

SOURCES
- Songs from viral games (excluding Undertale), as well as fansongs related to them (no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

EXAMPLES
- Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Song, Best Mates
- Finish the Fight, Half-Life OST

It's My Daring Cube! [R1M4]

VERONICA: Aw, what's wrong? Gonna report us for stream sniping?

While one falls closer to the White Noise, another moves forward. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

Read the Stage Stars vs. Jonesy story post here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1144ExwHYg732SL2vQlXjRQmZc1upTnlRVugYXumTxY0/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS - ROUND 1 MATCH 4

Original Composer(s): Pinar Toprak
Arrangement: MoonageDream

Character Represented: Jonesy

-

Okay, now this is epic. Jonesy has joined the roster, packing some tracks from viral games! It's time for the battle royale to begin; will he get the Victory Royale?

SOURCES
- Songs from viral games (excluding Undertale), as well as fansongs related to them (no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

EXAMPLES
- Five Nights at Freddy's 1 Song, Best Mates
- Finish the Fight, Half-Life OST

Victory! Jonesy (Old)

Song by:  @lyn35

Funny Number 7

-Songs that are common SiivaGunner memes
-Songs from Brazilian media
-Memes from Popular Streamers
-Rips from ROM hacks/Mods of popular games

Examples:

-Grand Dad, Snow Halation, The Nutshack
-CrazyBus, Ronaldhino Soccer 64, (needs one more)
-Vinesauce, Jerma, Simpleflips
-Project M Theme, Music from Pokémon Clover, Music from Sonic Megamix

Victory! - Funny Number 7

Puhuhuhuhu! This was an exciting battle all around, with 148 votes total! Seems like you guys reaaaaally care about these two, huh? I hope the results don't piss you off this time... AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See you in losers...
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Results Fanfare: Nomi
Join the Discord and learn more about LFAD2 and its characters! discord.gg/NTwd37d

[WR1 M8]  THE RESULTS

@par-airl1nes5
Koishi

Sources:
Koishi (Offsource)

Koishi

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: VERBALASE BEATBOX

BIO:
Going from the host of Cartoon Beatbox Battles to a contestant in the Mash Pit sounds rough, but VerbalAse is gonna show the rest of the tournament how to scratch it no matter what! With the sources from outer space, rap battles, and 21st century humor, there isn't anything stopping this host from winning a tournament of his own. See you in the beatboxing ring!

SOURCES:
Super Mario Galaxy - Gusty Garden Galaxy (Space)
SSJ9K - Piccolo VS Kami RAP BATTLE! (Rap battles)
Calobi Productions - Fall Guys vs. Among Us Rap Battle (Rap battles, Ironic humor)
VerbalAse - Deadpool Beatbox Solo 2 (Rap battles, General beatboxing)

SOURCE LIST:

> Sources that would constitute as a rap battle
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Epic Rap Battles of History, Animeme Rap Battles)

> Space/Sci-Fi elements
(Star Wars, Shooting Stars, Moonbase Alpha, Star Fox)

> Sources associated with ironic humor (NO OVERLAP)
(Big Chungus, CalebCity, penis music)

> General beatboxing
(Incredibox, VerbalAse)

Lack Of Sauce Galaxy

HBC: ''KEY STACK OVER!! Come on Parappa!!! XA PLAYER 仮''

LDP (Parappa): ''Never really been one for autotune...''
-------------------------------------------------------------
VOTE NOW -----> https://forms.gle/2m6zgatXCbvi2FgA8
-------------------------------------------------------------
VS Track: MoreMell0w
Illustration: Libbec @libbec
Music: GET INTO THE MELTDOWN
Join the Discord and learn more about LFAD2 and its characters! discord.gg/NTwd37d
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sourcelists:

Dead Parappa & Lammy:
- Rips of VGM Rap (Uncontrollable, Madworld, Knuckles Raps)
-Songs from Playstation Rhythm games (Vib Ribbon, Parappa the Rapper, Um Jammer Lammy)
-Rips from 90's non-nintendo racing games (Daytona, Crazy Taxi, Crash Team Racing)
-Songs related to Ghosts, Sheep and Dogs (No Overlap) (Beep Beep I'm a Sheep, Dogsong, GHOST- Nelward)

Homebrew-Chan:
-Rips featuring songs related to game console operating systems (Wii Menu, PS2 Clock Ambience, Eshop music)
-Rips featuring songs related to hacking, tampered software, coding, etc. (Payday 2, Watch Dogs, any Hack Rom)
-Rips featuring songs related to unused or unreleased content in video games (Hidden Palace, Sonic X-Treme, Lisa: The Lustful)
-Rips featuring songs original and remixed to Homebrew games and software on any platform (Newer Super Mario Bros Wii, Project M, Battle Kid: Fortress of Peril)
-------------------------------------------------------------
Original:

Dead Parappa & Lammy:
- GOT TO BE HAPPY - Bust A Groove 2 (Playstation Rhythm Games)

Homebrew Chan:
- Meltdown - Sega Channel (Console BIOS, etc.)

[WR2 M3 PHASE 2]  GET INTO THE MELTDOWN

(NOTE: THIS CHARACTER IS STILL LOST TO THE WHITE NOISE. We just wanted to give him a better victory theme because his old one sucks. Good thing he never used it.)

Arrangement: MoonageDream (@moonagedream)
Character Represented: Jonesy

Sources:
- Songs from viral internet games as of the 2010's and their fan songs. (excluding Undertale, and no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

Songs used:
Default Dance - Fortnite (Viral games, 3D shooters)
Victory Royale Jingle - Fortnite (Viral games, 3D shooters)

Victory! Jonesy (Updated)

IMPORTANT: Ultimus Tourney continues on our second account, @ultimustourneypart2! Please follow us there to see how the story continues.

ULTIMUS TOURNEY is a tournament pitting 16 contenders against one another with music as its focus. The winner gets a concert to themselves, a chance to show the world what they've got on the biggest stage possible.

The losers? Lost to the White Noise.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the mashups and arrangements presented for more about them.

What is the White Noise?

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/va25sJN )

CONTENDERS:
-Miror B.
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, and Cherry)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Windows Warriors (Bonzi Buddy, Clippy, and Putt Putt)
-The Luminary
-Lone Digger
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-Jonesy
-Hisashi Nogami
-George Lopez
-Dr. Kawashima
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Lune

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-???
-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

Revenge

Ultimus Tourney: Empty Space [MOVED]

Recent comments

ElBillys

Vimastermob

Related tracks