that moment when someone's death is a bop

Sad to see him go. Still don't understand how he lost to Nogami

I should probably stop voting. I think my secret stand is Killer Queen.

Arrangement: 9mmPeter (@9mmp3ter)
Character Represented: Windows Warriors

Sources:
- Edutainment games
- Pre-2000s PC adventure games
- Songs from various Microsoft OS's, or using sounds from them
- Songs about/related to computers

Songs used:
Hazy Trip - Windows 96 (Microsoft OS)
Xeno Arcadia - Mason Lindroth (Computers)
Helvetica - Type:Rider OST (Edutainment)
Putt Putt Goes to the Moon SFX

Hazy Nostalgia

LOG ADDED: 6/27/21

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Subject: Robo-Crashers (Sonic the Hedgehog, Rock "Mega Man" Light)
Noted by: Arthur Candler

The experiment took an interesting turn today, one we weren't expecting. Upon extended exposure to the White Noise, initially there was seemingly no reaction. However, close to the three minute mark, something interesting happened. As the hedgehog began to seemingly plan with Rock to find a way out of the room, the entity seemed to suddenly spring to life. Within moments they were... consumed entirely. The White Noise just... swallowed them whole. They vanished. For a solid ten minutes, they had simply disappeared. Afterwards, however, was the most interesting part. They returned, seemingly without a scratch.

Very fascinating. Initially we theorized that the White Noise had simply rejected them, but... As we released them from the room for further testing, the robot briefly fell apart into... static, interestingly. Sonic rushed to comfort him, and they briefly started to quite literally meld together. They quickly separated, fearful of it, but now we're more interested in how that happened.

We're not entirely sure what it was, it will require further testing. Our current theory, however, is that the Robo-Crashers are not among us right now. Not dead, as that would likely make them much more difficult to clone like this, but... these are not the Robo-Crashers. This is the White Noise, dressing itself and acting like them. To a tee, as well, even with most memories intact. However, they seem very off as well. Occasional flares of uncharacteristic anger, moments where they will seemingly panic and start to fall apart at the seams, only to come back together at a moment's notice. The clones are unstable. Further testing may yield more results, and we are very enthusiastic to see what those results may be.

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Arrangement: @moonagedream
Character Represented: Robo-Crashers

Sources:
- Songs from classic Sonic and Mega Man games 
- Songs from Sonic and Mega Man fangames
- Songs from the Doom series 

Songs used:
Lava Reef - Sonic & Knuckles (Classic Sonic games)

melting down in the lava reef [experiment: robo-crashers]

LOG ADDED: 7/5/21

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Subject: Miror B., Ludicolo
Noted by: Arthur Candler

First off, who allowed the Pokemon? I thought we were banning experimentation on non-anthropomorphic animals. It leads to inconclusive results, and it... doesn't feel right to me. But... whatever, it happened, and I suppose we will continue with it for the foreseeable future. It isn't ideal, but we can't do half-measures. Not now. 

...Miror B. seemed the most torn up out of everyone so far about this. It wasn't fun to watch, if I'm to be honest. He just... clung to Ludicolo the entire time, apologizing and waiting for something to happen. We sat here watching that for thirty goddamn minutes. It took that long for the White Noise to consume him. We need to figure out what exactly the variable is that makes this take longer depending on the person, that's crucial for this experiment to continue.

Hugo and Porter have been despondent, trying to find where Miror had gone. They actually came dangerously close to finding the lab once or twice. We really should introduce more security measures to prevent people from accidentally stumbling into this. We don't want to have to disqualify anyone. That would be bad for business, and we've already had to ice some... former associates for getting too close. I would very much prefer not to take care of anyone unnecessarily from here on out. I am not a good person, I'm aware, but I'm not a fucking monster. 

...I almost feel bad for the members of Adventure Machine. They seem very distraught about this. It slightly concerns me, they may not bring their best in the next match because of this. Sure, they'll have time to prepare, but you never do get past your first murder. Now, whether this is murder is up for debate right now, we have no conclusive evidence. I hope it isn't.

There was another attempt to enter the Estate by an unauthorized party today. We believe that it's Mr. Cicierega trying to get back in again. I do not understand his desire to get back in. I really don't. We did consider bringing him in as an Enforcer, but our employer said he wasn't worth the pay. I'm inclined to disagree, but I don't get paid to argue, I suppose.

Anything else? Ah, right. The thief is really starting to get on my bad side. She's started conferring with some of the contenders in secret. Not to mention, she's found blind spots in our camera views and audio recording. Even if she is severely annoying me, I'll admit. She's clever. I'll have to keep a closer eye on her when I can. Perhaps I'll have Ness tail her.

Lastly, the state of the past two experiments... The Robo-Crashers and Jonesy are still unstable, but have not broken down since we started this. I suppose that there's something to note there. The first person that saw the clones (at least, we're assuming) was Aaron Burr, of the Stage Stars. He's not taking it well. Hansen and Sawyer are trying to console him, to no avail. It's a shame, such a clever man reduced to drinking. At least Thomas has a friend at the bar now.

That's everything important for now. The next report should be our last for a while. 

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Arrangement: Bulnosaur40
Character Represented: Miror B.

Sources:
- Songs from Pokemon spinoffs
- Songs in the genre of disco and funk
- Michael Jackson songs

Songs used:
Don't Ever Forget... - Hideki Sakamoto (Pokemon spinoffs)
Leave Me Alone - Michael Jackson (Michael Jackson songs)
Take a Chance on Me - ABBA (Funk/disco)
Too Much Heaven - The Bee Gees (Funk/Disco)
Jazz Carnival - Azymuth (Funk/Disco)

Don't Ever Leave Me... [experiment: miror b.]

NOTE: outdated, no longer represents current roster

yall noticed sonichus track was gone lmao

[ ᴡᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀʀᴜᴘᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀʟʏ sᴄʜᴇᴅᴜʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟs ᴛᴏ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪs sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ.. ᴇʀ.. ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ]

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UHC2: how to unlock cloud strife in brawl (no hax 100% real!!)
Master Hand: So YOU'RE the one that leaked all those cutscenes, huh?
Discordapp: @master-hand#1999 Wasn't that back in 2008 tho lol
DJ Professor K: C'mon, that's all in the past. Let's just jam to some funky tunes! Y'all ready to get funky?
Howard: [AFFIRMATIVE.]
Agent J: Yep! It's time to get jiggy with it.
Sonichu: Okay! But first, can i show you my Jet Set Sona?

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Songs used:

UHC2 & Mr. Sandbag:
- Paralyzer (Old Youtube/Tutorials)
- 009 Sound System (Old Youtube/Tutorials)

Men in Black:
- Wild Wild West (Will Smith)
- Prince of Bel Air (Will Smith)
- Money Longer (Lil Uzi Vert)

DJ Professor K:
- Various Jet Set Radio samples (Jet Set Radio)
- Ain't Nothing Like a Funky Beat (Hideki Naganuma)
- (A General Hideku Naganuma Style)

Mr. Sandbag:
- Flat Zone 2 (Smash Original)
- King Dedede Theme (Sakurai/Smash Remix)

Sonichu:
- Chemical Plant Zone (Sonic)
- Lavender Town (Pokemon)
- Pokemon Center (Pokemon)

Discordapp:
- Discord calling sound (Social Media)

Offsource:
- BE THE KING (KFAD2 Theme)
- StarStruck Main Theme (hmm idk)

Prince of the Waves [ King for Another Day x StarStruck Tournament ]

LOG ADDED: 10/20/21

-start

Subject: Dr. Ryuta Kawashima
Noted by: Arthur Candler

[NOTE: LOG EXCEEDS MAXIMUM CHARACTERS.]
Read here: https://pastebin.com/raw/NnasyNhF

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Arrangement: Limi (@megalolazing)
Character Represented: Dr. Kawashima

Sources:
- Franchises exclusive to the DS family (plus Brain Age)
- Songs about doctors
- Songs about devils

Songs used:
Dr. Zaius - Dankmus (Doctors)
Like A Surgeon - Ciara (Doctors)
Jumping Devil - TheLivingTombstone (Devils)
The Devil's Swing - DAGames (Devils)
The Mind Electric - Tally Hall (Doctors)
There's A Platypus Controlling Me - Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Doctors)

- D R. - K A W A S H I M A - [experiment: dr. kawashima]

This track was made by @e-twoup, with art by @brugman58.

Bo Burnham
They think they know him, but Bo has returned to prove that words, words, words, can win him his chance of redemption! A tough crowd in Another Unnecessary Tournament sent him to the Astral, but his quick wit and bangers from Vine will take him out of it. With fellow comedy artists, piano-based songs, and hands too wide to fit in a Pringles can, there's no need to lower your expectations for him. He'll make the competition want to chug a cup of lighter fluid - ironically, of course.
- Songs by comedy artists or related to comedy
(ex: Bo Burnham, Weird Al, Ninja Sex Party)
- Songs related to or associated with Vine
(ex: Take on Me, A Thousand Miles, Photograph)
- Songs with a heavy emphasis on piano/with only piano
(ex: Drowning, Piano Man, Avril 14th)
- Songs heavily associated with ironic humor [NO OVERLAP]
(ex: Rubber Band, Big Chungus, Tetris Beatbox)

Track Sources:
Chedda Da Connect - Flicka Da Wrist (Vine)
Weird Al Yankovic - White & Nerdy (Comedy Artists)
Bo Burnham - Oh Bo (Comedy Artists)
Johnathan Coulton - Re: Your Brains (Not strictly a comedy artist, but some of his songs are comedy based such as this one)

Re: Flicka Da Bo

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/PzoxaHtzogonJkQU6

LUMINARY: [You encounter an aggressive talking cat, and... a schoolgirl? Hm... You are reluctant to fight, but...]
FIRESTAR: Shizuku, stand back. This swordsman will not strike us down.
SHIZUKU: Oh my goodness, this encounter feels perfect to write a song about! 

Prepare for a surprisingly chill fight! The final match of Losers Round 2 is upon us, and what a match it is. Famed luck meets studied skill in a true clash of two ideals, in a battle that will decide the final spot in Losers Round 3. Whether you study the sword, or study the pen, now is the time to make a decisive decision.

Arrangement: Bulnosaur40 (@user-263154627)
Art: Libbec (@libbec)
Characters Represented: Animated Musical Vibes, The Luminary

Sources:
ANIMATED MUSICAL VIBES
- Songs widely used in animation memes or AMVs
- Lo-fi Hip Hop songs from 2015 and forward
- Songs from Whisper of the Heart

THE LUMINARY
- Songs from Square Enix JRPGs 
- Songs about luck and RNG 
- Songs by Famous Dex
- Songs by popular bands with "Dragon" in the name

Songs used:
Silver Lining - Kupla, j’san (AMV - Lo-fi)
Warriors - Imagine Dragons (Luminary - Artists with “Dragon” in the name; AMV - AMV songs)
I’m Poppy - Poppy (AMV - Animation memes) 
Where You Belong - Little Dragon (Luminary - Artists with “Dragon” in the name)
Lucky - Lucky Twice (AMV - Animation memes; Luminary - Luck)
Rawest Forest - Christopher Niosi, Martin Hagwell (Luminary - Square Enix JRPGs) 
Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park (AMV - AMV songs) 
Deadpool - Famous Dex (Luminary - Famous Dex)
I’ll Be Lucky Someday - Glen Campbell (Luminary - Luck)
Centuries - Fall Out Boy (AMV - AMV songs)
Dawn - Yuji Nomi (AMV - Whisper of the Heart) 
Simple And Clean - Hikaru Utada (Luminary - Square Enix JRPGs)
charlie teh unicron voice clips

Silver And Clean Belonging [LR2M4 ~ PHASE 1]

Title: Wicke-y Wicke-y Wow Wow
Characters: Wicke VS Space Cowboys
Arranger(s): BackScratcher07#1736
Art: @doodlefox_mcgee#2095
SONGS USED:
-WICKE
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk (Funk) 
Koji Kondo - Bob-Omb Battlefield (5th-Gen Platformers) 
-SPACE COWBOYS
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Outlaws [samples Wild Wild West]) 
Dance Mr. Funnybones - Fleeing The Complex (Outlaws) 
Will Smith - Wild Wild West (Outlaws) 
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (Outlaws)
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Star-Lord: Last time I dealt with magic, my dad turned out to some scumbag planet dude. Hope you ain’t the same, kid.

Wicke: What?! No way! I can’t even eat a bowl of spaghetti without getting full, let alone control a planet!

Spike: Would bell peppers and beef suit you better, then?

Wicke:...Never had it! I’d love to try it, though! I have some beef back at my place.

Spike: Heh...seems like no one does these days.

(MATCH DOES NOT IMPACT BRACKET PLACEMENT)

Wicke-y Wicke-y Wow Wow

Track by @megalolazing.
Art by @slider64.
Character Represented: RewindTime
Tournament Origin - Rave Week (Jacksfilms)

Sources:
ERB - Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker (Comedy)
Will Smith - Wild Wild West (Will Smith, WROW WROW Cameo)
Hamilton - Yorktown (Theatre)
Dan Bull - Pigman Rap (Jacksfilms Collaborator)
PSY - Gangnam Style (Rewind)
Jacksfilms - Will Smith Grunt (Jacksfilms & Will Smith)
DJ Snake, Lil Jon - Turn Down For What (Rewind)
Bo Burnham - Eff (Comedy)
ERB - Ronald McDonald vs. Burger King (Comedy)
Jacksfilms - ALEXANDER HAMILTON (Comedy, Jacksfilms, Theatre)

#4 - RewindTime

“Yesterday, I Asked You: If you had a genie, what would you wish for? Personally, I would wish for Fortnite and Marques Brownlee!” Yahhh, it’s rewind time! This jackass found a lamp hidden in the sets of a theater and sprang forth The Genie, Will Smith! The two freshest comedians and actors around, they’ll knock you out before that lightswitch turns off and they’ll make you remember it!

- Songs relating to theatre
(Songs in Hamilton, Battleblock Theater, Cats)
- Songs from media featuring Jacksfilms and Will Smith, as well as songs from their collaborators
(Men In Black, Shark Tale, Suicide Squad)
(YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS #85, We're All Just Assholes Talking to a Camera, Songs made by Dan Bull)
- Songs featuring comedy artists or from comedy-themed media (NO PARODIES)
(Songs by Bo Burnham, Seinfeld, Ninja Sex Party)
- Songs featured or used in official YouTube Rewinds
(Señorita, Turn Down For What, Gangnam Style)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

Till The Town's Upside Down

HOBaRT: Why were they... so scared? What the hell is going on here?

The fifth members of the final eight are revealed! The final results are 109 to 92. Thanks for voting, everyone.

[LR2 M1 Results] Messy Recipe vs Fighting Placeholder Team

Voting has closed for this match. Thank you for participating!
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SPRING MAN (ARMS): You'd fit in great with the other chants in the arena. Just follow their rhythm and pitch, and you'll blend right in!
RICHARD CHEESE: Blending in's for pussies! I can do more than just a cheer. I'll belt out a whole theme song for ya!
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: Juniper, twitter.com/DrawinDev, @user-780418779
Characters Represented: Spring Men, Richard Cheese

Spring Men's Sources:
- Songs from ARMS
(Grand Prix, Ramen Bowl, [NAME REDACTED])
- Songs from/related to the Mega Man series
(Wood Man, The Protomen's Discography, Spark Mandrill)
- Songs related to springs, bouncing, and jumping
(Trampoline, Jump Around, Hopscotch)

Richard Cheese's Sources:
- Songs featuring Richard Cheese
(My Neck My Back, Creep, Welcome to the Jungle)
- Songs in the Lounge, Swing, and Big Band genres
(The Fragrance of Dark Coffee, Lone Digger, My Way)
- Commonly covered songs
(Wonderwall, Elanor Rigby, Not Megalovania Fuck You)

Sources Used:
Mega Man - Game Start (Robot Master Stage Intro) (Springmen - Mega Man)
ARMS - Main Theme  (Springmen - ARMS)
Jamie Berry - Sweet Rascal  (Richard Cheese - Swing)
ARMS - New Challenger! (Party Ranked Match) (Springmen - ARMS)
The Protomen - The Hounds (Springmen - Mega Man)
Caravan Palace - Black Betty (Richard Cheese - Swing)
Jet Set Radio - Everybody Jump Around (Springmen - Jumping)
Mega Man 10 - Shop (Protoman)  (Springmen - Mega Man)
Richard Cheese - Toxic (Richard Cheese - Richard Cheese)
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (Richard Cheese - Swing)
Oasis - Wonderwall (Richard Cheese - Commonly Covered)
Richard Cheese - Gin & Juice (Richard Cheese - Richard Cheese)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[R1 M10] Phase 1 ~ Spring, Swing, & String Cheese

We've moved to our fourth account! To continue following the story as it moves forward, please follow us here:
@ultimustourneypartfour

(NOTE: THIS IS OUR THIRD ACCOUNT. We ran out of time on the first and second. To see the previous rounds, including WR1, LR1, and WR2, please check @ultimustourneypart1 and @ultimustourneypart2 )

Welcome back to Ultimus Tourney, a 16-contender tournament where the fighters battle against fate to solve the mystery of the White Noise before it's too late. As the end of Winners approaches, and rest of the Losers Bracket begins, our contenders can't afford to slip now. Our numbers are dwindling day by day... Who can stand up to this threat?

This is a multimedia project, taking place both on YouTube and Soundcloud, with a heavy emphasis on story. The story so far will soon be linked on the links bar, but can be found in full on the Discord right now.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the arrangements and mashups presented for perspective on those you may have written off.

Who is the White Noise?

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/Stt4pTM )

WINNERS FINALISTS:
-Hisashi Nogami
-Lune

LOSERS BRACKET:
-Lone Digger
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-The Luminary
-Windows Warriors (BonziBuddy, Clippy, Putt-Putt)
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, Cherry)

THE LOST:
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-Jonesy
-Miror B.
-George Lopez
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Dr. Kawashima

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-Simpleflips
-Ness

-???
-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

- D R. - K A W A S H I M A - [experiment: dr. kawashima]

Ultimus Tourney: To See Tomorrow [MOVED]

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