"The only thing worse than overpriced insuarance is your music."
That's right, the internet has spoken! In our closest battle yet, GEICO GAMING wins the third battle of MASHUP WEEK against KE$HA. Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon. Stay Jammin!
Biff Chitlins: Grandfather of seven, dancing extraordinaire. Martin Gecko: Reptilian secretary, pro gamer. Together, the Geico Gaming duo has teamed up for their fifteen minutes of fame! When these two show how much you can save with Geico, their competition will wish they had insurance!
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(Freecreditreport song, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Tekken, Street Fighter, Fortnite)

The Results! - Ke$ha vs Geico Gaming

Song by: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Pumped Up Sickos

-Music from or produced by The Living Tombstone
-Music by British rappers
-Music from or related to the FNAF franchise
-Music known for being played at parties 

Examples

-My Ordinary Life, It's Raining Men (Remix), Goomba Got Back
-Music by Big Shaq, Music by Dizzee Rascal, Music by M.I.A.
-It's Been So Long, Circus, Stay Calm
-Party Rock Anthem, Cha Cha Slide, Music Make You Lose Control

Victory! - Pumped Up Sickos

The 2020 Eggleston High School Dance Battle has ended, only one master of there talent can come out of this alive. The judges and you all have voted and this is it!

Victory Theme: King of Benches @king_of_benches
Artwork: Etroup @etwoup

RESULTS:
Tim ~ 58% (40 Voters)
Silento ~ 42% (29 Voters)

Artwork: Etroup @e-twoup

Results - Tim Vs. Silento

Song by: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Funny Number 7

-Songs that are common SiivaGunner memes
-Songs from Brazilian media
-Memes from Popular Streamers
-Rips from ROM hacks/Mods of popular games

Examples:

-Grand Dad, Snow Halation, The Nutshack
-CrazyBus, Ronaldhino Soccer 64
-Vinesauce, Jerma, Simpleflips
-Project M Theme, Music from Pokémon Clover

Songs used:
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk (Siiva Memes)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Siiva Memes)
Maroon 5 feat. Christina Aguilera - Moves Like Jagger (Siiva Memes)
Snoop Dogg - Smoke Weed Every Day (Siiva Memes)
Pokemon Diamond & Pearl - Battle! Champion Cynthia (Streamer Memes)

Maroon Funk

Congratulations for making it to the final four, Hisashi Nogami. Your path was rocky, with opponents such as the Robo-Crashers, Dr. Kawashima, and the Humanz, and yet here you are, only coming out stronger. You've done well. We'll be seeing you again soon.

Arrangement: Flajelly (@gelatinman)
Art: Etroup
Character Represented: Hisashi Nogami, Dr. Kawashima

Sources: 
HISASHI NOGAMI
- Songs from the Splatoon series
- Songs from the Animal Crossing series
- Songs from Mii-focused games
- Songs used in Nintendo BIOS

DR. KAWASHIMA
- Franchises exclusive to the DS family (plus Brain Age)
- Songs about doctors
- Songs about devils

Songs used:
Advanced Step - Wii Fit (Nogami - Mii Games)
I Need A Doctor - Dr. Dre feat. Eminem & Skyler Grey (Kawashima - Doctors)
Boxing Results - Wii Sports (Nogami - Mii Games)
Heartbeat Monitor SFX (Kawashima - Doctors)

I Need A Wii

Congratulations for making it to the final four, Lune. Your path was paved with extremely difficult matches, with opponents such as George Lopez, Aria da Copo, and the Windows Warriors, and yet you've won each time with style. You've done well. We'll be seeing you again soon.

Arrangement: Bulnosaur40 (@user-263154627)
Art: Dafisha
Character Represented: Lune, Aria da Copo

Sources:
LUNE
- Songs related to the Shin Megami Tensei series, including spinoffs such as Persona
- Songs based heavily on vocal samples
- Songs with the word "moon" in the title

ARIA DA COPO
- Songs from traditional-style indie fighters
- Songs in the blues genre, or in the style
- Songs related to the undead

Songs used:
Sad Seeing - Takami Asano (Lune - SMT/Persona)
The Path (A New Beginning) - Gustavo Santaolalla (ADC - Undead)
Moon Blues - Otis Spann (ADC - Blues; Lune - "Moon")
Living Dead - amazarashi (ADC - Undead) 
Goodnight Moon - Said The Whale (Lune - "Moon")
I’ve Got the Blues for Rampart Street (Take 4) - Ida Cox (ADC - Blues)

Seeing With Dead Eyes

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/9tailed

Who could that non-descript white male be? Why, it's DAD EGBERT! His son is great and all, but we can't forget the man who's responsible for his existence! With a pipe in his hand, a well tailored suit, and a stern, fatherly complexion, baking skills aren't ALL he needs to win this test of skill!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your Daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

Sources Used:
 Soda City Funk (Popular in "Are Ya Winning Son?" Memes, Dads)
 AC/DC - Back In Black (Boomer Rock)
 Karkalicious But It Sounds Better (Homestuck)
 Hiveswap ACT 1 - Table For Tooth (Homestuck)
 House Of Pain - Jump Around (Used in Mrs. Doubtfire, Dads)
 Far East Movement - Like A G6 (Used in Daddy's Home, Dads)
 Motley Crue - Dr. Feel Good (Boomer Rock)
 Nuclear Throne - Gun Locker (Offsource)
 Homestuck Vol 9 - Moonsetter (Homestuck)
 Block B - Nillili Mambo (Mambostuck, Homestuck)
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Stay Funny!!

DO THE EGBERT

ATTENTION: THE SOURCE LIST FOR THIS CHARACTER HAS BEEN ALTERED. AS SUCH, THE SOURCES LISTED HERE ARE NO LONGER THE SAME. PLEASE JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER TO SEE THE NEW LIST.

TRACK BY: https://twitter.com/cheesefest1
ART BY: 5Kids#2363
CHARACTER: SnapKyube

After another successful job of landing a man with some chicks, love fairy Kyu was given a holiday break. She decided to relax in a park, where local band Go! Child was doing a live performance of their album Coffee & Ramen. Kyu found it to be rather nice, but what threw her off was the band’s lead vocalist to notice her - normally, Kyu’s invisible to everyone that isn’t whoever she’s assigned to. But how come this girl could see her here..? It’s strange. Whatever the explanation, they both got enrolled in the tournament, and plan to play their new music for everyone - and hopefully, spread love in the process!

SOURCES

- Rips directly from the Huniepop series and anything related to Snapcube/Penny Parker, or her band Go! Child
(Here Come The Ladies, Die Young by Kesha, Good Morning)

- Rips from dating simulators and love songs
(A Whole New World, Dating Start!, Love I Need, My Heart Will Go On)

- Rips relating to fairies and magic
(Fairly Odd Parents theme, MAGIC!’s discography, the Harry Potter theme, 24K Magic)

SOURCES USED:
Huniepop - Lustie's Nightclub (Huniepop)
Go! Child - Umami (SnapCube)
Mystery Skulls - Magic (Magic)
Aladdin - A Whole New World (Love Songs)
Ke$ha - Die Young (SnapCube)

Umami Nightclub

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: HERCULES

BIO:
Say amen! There goes Herc again on his way to his next appearance here in this fight club, and he's here to conquer it with ease. With Hercules' brains and spunk, there's no doubt he'd be hitting the heights at breakneck speed in the Mash Pit - but he's not coming in alone just with his muscles. With the help of religion and other Disney renaissance films, he'll be going from a zero to hero in no time, just like that!

SOURCES:
Kanye West - POWER (Power)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Religion)
Kanye West - Jesus Walks (Religion)

SOURCE LIST:

- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it 
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

Jesus Walks Through Nazareth

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: VERBALASE BEATBOX

BIO:
Going from the host of Cartoon Beatbox Battles to a contestant in the Mash Pit sounds rough, but VerbalAse is gonna show the rest of the tournament how to scratch it no matter what! With the sources from outer space, rap battles, and 21st century humor, there isn't anything stopping this host from winning a tournament of his own. See you in the beatboxing ring!

SOURCES:
Super Mario Galaxy - Gusty Garden Galaxy (Space)
SSJ9K - Piccolo VS Kami RAP BATTLE! (Rap battles)
Calobi Productions - Fall Guys vs. Among Us Rap Battle (Rap battles, Ironic humor)
VerbalAse - Deadpool Beatbox Solo 2 (Rap battles, General beatboxing)

SOURCE LIST:

> Sources that would constitute as a rap battle
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Epic Rap Battles of History, Animeme Rap Battles)

> Space/Sci-Fi elements
(Star Wars, Shooting Stars, Moonbase Alpha, Star Fox)

> Sources associated with ironic humor (NO OVERLAP)
(Big Chungus, CalebCity, penis music)

> General beatboxing
(Incredibox, VerbalAse)

Lack Of Sauce Galaxy

"Dio and Messy Recipe weren't friends by any stretch of the imagination. Nonetheless, I've noticed a bit of a damper in the mood of the team after his loss. In Lil' Jon particularly. I think he admired the man in a way. Someone who's forthright, and totally confident in themselves. Makes sense, I guess."

This track was made by @carmel-funny, with art by @e-twoup.

Track Sources
- The Global Innovator Of Taste  - Shokugeki No Souma (Cooking/Food [Dio - Shonen Jump])
- Back In Black - AC/DC (Australian Musicians [ Dio - Jojo Main Villains])
- Shots  - LMFAO ft. Lil Jon (Lil Jon)
- Go For It! - Cookie Run (Food)
- Sopa de Macaco [Monkey Soup] - EricMemes (Food)

R.I.P Dio But Im Different

We've moved to our fourth account! To continue following the story as it moves forward, please follow us here:
@ultimustourneypartfour

(NOTE: THIS IS OUR THIRD ACCOUNT. We ran out of time on the first and second. To see the previous rounds, including WR1, LR1, and WR2, please check @ultimustourneypart1 and @ultimustourneypart2 )

Welcome back to Ultimus Tourney, a 16-contender tournament where the fighters battle against fate to solve the mystery of the White Noise before it's too late. As the end of Winners approaches, and rest of the Losers Bracket begins, our contenders can't afford to slip now. Our numbers are dwindling day by day... Who can stand up to this threat?

This is a multimedia project, taking place both on YouTube and Soundcloud, with a heavy emphasis on story. The story so far will soon be linked on the links bar, but can be found in full on the Discord right now.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the arrangements and mashups presented for perspective on those you may have written off.

Who is the White Noise?

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/Stt4pTM )

WINNERS FINALISTS:
-Hisashi Nogami
-Lune

LOSERS BRACKET:
-Lone Digger
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-The Luminary
-Windows Warriors (BonziBuddy, Clippy, Putt-Putt)
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, Cherry)

THE LOST:
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-Jonesy
-Miror B.
-George Lopez
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Dr. Kawashima

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-Simpleflips
-Ness

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-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

I Need A Wii

Ultimus Tourney: To See Tomorrow [MOVED]

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