music vid: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-x-U6TurNk



i wanna mercedes
i wanna mercedes
i wanna mercedes
i-i wanna mercedes

i just wanna kiss you
i just wanna kiss you
i just wanna kiss you
i just wanna kiss you

прямо сейчас я хочу мерсердес я хочу ща кататься по москве
я хочу кеш сука прямо сейчас подавайте мне его сука мне
сердце пылает от тебя прямо щас, бейби ты полюби меня
полюби меня
полюби меня

i wanna mercedes
i wanna mercedes
i wanna mercedes
i-i wanna mercedes

i just wanna kiss you
i just wanna kiss you
i just wanna kiss you
i just wanna kiss you

иди со мной на небеса
иди со мной на небеса
иди со мной на небеса
иди со мной на небеса

я не хочу видеть тебя
я не хочу видеть тебя
я не хочу видеть тебя
я не хочу видеть тебя

не беги ко мне уходи от меня

господи как же больно мне
господи как же больно мне

сука иди нахуй от меня
сука иди нахуй от меня

сука ты сука уходи

я тебя не люблю прости
я тебя не люблю прости
я тебя не люблю прости
я тебя не люблю прости

(prod glorykeyz & wavekiddie)

I WANNA MERCEDES

CRAFTSMAN

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY (FULL ALBUM!) COMING TO ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS ON THE 17TH OF SEPTEMBER 2025!

Black Ops ft: RamblingMike

Original Composer(s): War, The Rembrandts, Lou Bega
Arrangement: 9mmPeter

Character Represented: George Lopez

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All your friends know him, George Lopez has joined us to put a little mambo in your life! With his latino groove, and his acting chops, he's about to take you on a little trip. How far are we going? Well, let's find out!

SOURCES
- Songs in the mambo genre
- Songs from sitcoms popular for being on Nick@Nite
- Songs from movies and shows George Lopez has acted in 

EXAMPLES
- Mambo No. 5, I Got A Girl
- Full House theme song
- Low Rider, Porcelain Doll

Victory! George Lopez

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GIYGAS: "I am... eternal..."
SQUIDWARD: "Too bad that didn't kill me."

RED MIST - 67.7% (130 votes)
HORVITZ HULLABALOO - 32.3% (62 votes)

RED MIST vs HORVITZ HULLABALOO - THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...

189 Votes in all. Ladies and gentlemen, the grand finals are upon us.

After a tough battle, Plankton's robot throws Brody to the side, causing him to drop out of his transformation.
Toby tries to intervene, but Plankton simply shoots him with his laser gun, knocking him into Brody.

Plankton: "Hahahaha!! You two are such fools! Did you really think you could beat ME?"
Brody: (coughing violently) "Y-You are an asshole."
Plankton: "Thank you!"
Toby: "... Looks like you're gonna be level 19 now."
Plankton: "... What? What does that mean?"
Brody: "It means you're a dick, Plankton."
Plankton: "Ugh, can't you just eat the dirt already?? I got a tournament to win!"

The ground begins to break beneath Fox & Foxx.
Brody closes his eyes, as Toby huddles next to him.

Toby: "... It's cold, so cold..."
Brody: "... I'm cold too, buddy. But don't worry, I'll stay here."

The two fall deep down below, as Plankton laughs maniacally.
Plankton doesn't see it, but Stool looks at him with disgust.

Nikki: "... You're cruel."
Plankton: "And you're supposed to be dead!"

Results - Plankton Vs. Fox And Foxx

DR. KAWASHIMA: You know, writing rap like the two of you do is a great way to train your brain! Surely you must be in tip-top shape.
LIL NAS X: ...Uh, bro, I'm not tryin' to train anything. I'm just in it for the music, man.
CHILDISH GAMBINO: I've been grinding my whole life, doc. You may have science on lock, but you don't know shit about the streets.

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/ubjsK6bRMkDAuWpG7

The streets have emptied, and the devil has arrived to take his toll. However, two rap legends stand in his path, ready to play his game. There will be no deals tonight, everyone! After all, why be a devil, when you can be a god? No, tonight is an all-out brawl between Atlanta Roads and Dr. Kawashima! Do your best to focus, because when these contenders start moving, you might not even be able to see them. In any case, the choice is yours.

Arrangement: 9mmPeter (@9mmp3ter)
Art: Bowser
Character Represented: Atlanta Roads, Dr. Kawashima

Sources:
ATLANTA ROADS
- Rap songs from 2005 and forward
- Songs by Childish Gambino
- Songs by Lil Nas X 

DR. KAWASHIMA
- Franchises exclusive to the DS family (plus Brain Age)
- Songs about doctors
- Songs about devils

Songs used:
Lock & Load - Devil May Cry OST (Kawashima - Devils)
Bad Case of Loving You - Robert Palmer (Kawashima - Doctors)
None Shall Pass - Aesop Rock (Atlanta - Rap)
Teach Me How To Dougie - Cali Swag District (Atlanta - Rap)
Devil Inside Me - KSHMR (Kawashima - Devils)
Mercy - Kanye West (Atlanta - Rap)
Drums on the Wheel - Aesop Rock (Atlanta - Rap)

Only One Shall Pass [LR2M2 ~ PHASE 1]

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/PzoxaHtzogonJkQU6

LUMINARY: [You encounter an aggressive talking cat, and... a schoolgirl? Hm... You are reluctant to fight, but...]
FIRESTAR: Shizuku, stand back. This swordsman will not strike us down.
SHIZUKU: Oh my goodness, this encounter feels perfect to write a song about! 

Prepare for a surprisingly chill fight! The final match of Losers Round 2 is upon us, and what a match it is. Famed luck meets studied skill in a true clash of two ideals, in a battle that will decide the final spot in Losers Round 3. Whether you study the sword, or study the pen, now is the time to make a decisive decision.

Arrangement: Bulnosaur40 (@user-263154627)
Art: Libbec (@libbec)
Characters Represented: Animated Musical Vibes, The Luminary

Sources:
ANIMATED MUSICAL VIBES
- Songs widely used in animation memes or AMVs
- Lo-fi Hip Hop songs from 2015 and forward
- Songs from Whisper of the Heart

THE LUMINARY
- Songs from Square Enix JRPGs 
- Songs about luck and RNG 
- Songs by Famous Dex
- Songs by popular bands with "Dragon" in the name

Songs used:
Silver Lining - Kupla, j’san (AMV - Lo-fi)
Warriors - Imagine Dragons (Luminary - Artists with “Dragon” in the name; AMV - AMV songs)
I’m Poppy - Poppy (AMV - Animation memes) 
Where You Belong - Little Dragon (Luminary - Artists with “Dragon” in the name)
Lucky - Lucky Twice (AMV - Animation memes; Luminary - Luck)
Rawest Forest - Christopher Niosi, Martin Hagwell (Luminary - Square Enix JRPGs) 
Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park (AMV - AMV songs) 
Deadpool - Famous Dex (Luminary - Famous Dex)
I’ll Be Lucky Someday - Glen Campbell (Luminary - Luck)
Centuries - Fall Out Boy (AMV - AMV songs)
Dawn - Yuji Nomi (AMV - Whisper of the Heart) 
Simple And Clean - Hikaru Utada (Luminary - Square Enix JRPGs)
charlie teh unicron voice clips

Silver And Clean Belonging [LR2M4 ~ PHASE 1]

HOBaRT: Why were they... so scared? What the hell is going on here?

The fifth members of the final eight are revealed! The final results are 109 to 92. Thanks for voting, everyone.

[LR2 M1 Results] Messy Recipe vs Fighting Placeholder Team

Tensions are rising now. Guns out tomorrow.

Arrangement: theguy (@theguys-spicy-soundclown)

Sources:
- Rap songs from 2005 and forward
- Songs by Childish Gambino
- Songs by Lil Nas X 

Songs used:
Feels Like Summer - Childish Gambino (Childish Gambino)
Fire Fly - Childish Gambino (Childish Gambino)
Redbone - Childish Gambino (Childish Gambino)
3005 - Childish Gambino (Childish Gambino)
See You Again - Tyler, The Creator (2005+ Rap)
Bonfire - Childish Gambino (Childish Gambino)
Sweatpants - Childish Gambino (Childish Gambino)
Them Changes - Thundercat (2005+ Rap)

AWAKEN

TRACK: EnderEmerald46#1596
ART: ender#3711
EG DISCORD: discord.gg/X3A6ZuFRWK
TOML DISCORD: discord.gg/PNthFQF

Mr. Bones: YOUR RIDE WILL NEVER COME BACK, BOOMERANG BOY- OW!!!
Mr. Saturday: You're bluffing- surrender, you fiend. I'll end your ride.
Kevin Perjurer: Really? Right over my soda?

Perplexing Hex (Voodoo Stage) - Skeleton Boomerang [Mr. Saturday - +TEK/Voodoo]
Tropical Resort - Act 1 - Sonic Colors [Both - Tropical Environments/Amusement Parks]
Club Disney Episode Intro - Defunctland [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - Defunctland]
Friends on the Other Side - The Princess and the Frog [Mr. Saturday - Voodoo]
Theme - Zoboomafoo [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - Featured on DefunctTV]
Animator's Retreat - Defunctland [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - Defunctland]
Theme - Gullah Gullah Island [Both - Featured on DefunctTV/Tropical Environments]
Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett [Mr. Saturday - Tropical Music]
The Greatest Show - The Greatest Showman [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - The Circus]
The Other Side - The Greatest Showman [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - The Circus]
The Greatest Show Unearthed - Creature Feature [Both - The Circus/Undead]
Witch Doctor - Cartoons [Mr. Saturday - Voodoo]
Grim Grinning Ghosts - The Haunted Mansion [Both - Paranormal/Undead/Amusement Parks]
Big Bunyan Ride - CarnEvil [Both - Paranormal/Amusement Parks/Undead]
Are You Brave Enough? - The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror [Both - Amusement Parks/Undead]

God Damn You, This Is My Island (TOML vs. EXHIBITION GALLERY)

We've moved to our fourth account! To continue following the story as it moves forward, please follow us here:
@ultimustourneypartfour

(NOTE: THIS IS OUR THIRD ACCOUNT. We ran out of time on the first and second. To see the previous rounds, including WR1, LR1, and WR2, please check @ultimustourneypart1 and @ultimustourneypart2 )

Welcome back to Ultimus Tourney, a 16-contender tournament where the fighters battle against fate to solve the mystery of the White Noise before it's too late. As the end of Winners approaches, and rest of the Losers Bracket begins, our contenders can't afford to slip now. Our numbers are dwindling day by day... Who can stand up to this threat?

This is a multimedia project, taking place both on YouTube and Soundcloud, with a heavy emphasis on story. The story so far will soon be linked on the links bar, but can be found in full on the Discord right now.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the arrangements and mashups presented for perspective on those you may have written off.

Who is the White Noise?

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/Stt4pTM )

WINNERS FINALISTS:
-Hisashi Nogami
-Lune

LOSERS BRACKET:
-Lone Digger
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-The Luminary
-Windows Warriors (BonziBuddy, Clippy, Putt-Putt)
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, Cherry)

THE LOST:
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-Jonesy
-Miror B.
-George Lopez
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Dr. Kawashima

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-Simpleflips
-Ness

-???
-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

Only One Shall Pass [LR2M2 ~ PHASE 1]

Ultimus Tourney: To See Tomorrow [MOVED]

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