don't want you to win. but if you do, make it to losers finals

Adventure Machine

Away From Shallow label founder and Amsterdam-based producer DJOGO teams up with Macedonian producer Mo-Tech for their new uplifting single, “Apex.” 

The ear-smiling arpeggios, energetic drums, and emotive bass create the perfect atmosphere for the summer festivals. Your whole body will thank you for the experience of dancing to “Apex,” a track inspired by motorcycle riding, exploration, and freedom. 

Release Date: 18-04-2025

Apex (Single)

Apex

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Zalenn - Anakao (Long play)

💎 Support the artist & label:
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👨 DJ Debauchery
https://soundcloud.com/djdebauchery

🎶 One Records
 https://soundcloud.com/one-records

🚩 Copyright issues / premiere submissions:
ThaliasTouchMusic@gmail.com
https://soundcloud.com/thaliastouch

• PREMIERE • DJ Debauchery - Life Story [ONE059]

Original Composer(s): Porter Robinson, Hugo Pierre Leclercq
Arrangement: MoonageDream

Character Represented: Adventure Machine

Here with a set you'll never forget, the Adventure Machine has started. Packed with tracks related to electronica, EDM, and house music, these two DJs will spin this tourney in their favor! Don't worry, they'll be fine, so you won't be saying goodbye to their world so easily!

SOURCES
- Songs in the house or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

EXAMPLES
- Don't You Worry Child, One More Time
- All My Friends, Imperium
- Goodbye To A World, Lionhearted

We'll Be Fine

MADEON: I... I'm really confused. Why are we in a computer??

BONZI: Oh no, not this again...!
PUTT PUTT: Again?!

VOTE HERE: forms.gle/3q671dBJjNt46Pa96

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Original Composer(s): Deadmau5, Daft Punk, Rowdy Rebel
Arrangement: 9mmPeter, theguy

Character Represented: Adventure Machine, Windows Warriors

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Here with a set you'll never forget, the Adventure Machine has started. Packed with tracks related to electronica, EDM, and house music, these two DJs will spin this tourney in their favor! Don't worry, they'll be fine, so you won't be saying goodbye to their world so easily!

SOURCES
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

EXAMPLES
- Don't You Worry Child, One More Time
- All My Friends, Imperium
- Goodbye To A World, Lionhearted

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The Windows Warriors are here to reclaim their lost thrones! Led by Bonzi Buddy, these classic internet-famous friends have banded together. With much of the PC gaming scene of the past under their belt, and plenty of meme potential, these three are making use of their last shot to make it big!

SOURCES
- Edutainment games
- Pre-2000s PC adventure games
- Songs from various Microsoft OS's, or using sounds from them
- Songs about/related to computers

EXAMPLES
- Songs from Mario Teaches Typing or Kahoot
- Sam and Max, Lego Island
- Xbox OS music, songs made using Windows 95 sound effects
- Clean Your Computer, Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates

Moar Of Da Computer [R1M6]

PORTER: This is really weird... but kind of interesting, at least.

CLIPPY: Wait, I don't remember a Goodfaith Hardware making computers...

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/3q671dBJjNt46Pa96

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Original Composer(s): Madeon, Porter Robinson, Stephen Foster, Mr. Scruff, MACINTOSH PLUS
Arrangement: 9mmPeter

Character Represented: Adventure Machine, Windows Warriors

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Here with a set you'll never forget, the Adventure Machine has started. Packed with tracks related to electronica, EDM, and house music, these two DJs will spin this tourney in their favor! Don't worry, they'll be fine, so you won't be saying goodbye to their world so easily!

SOURCES
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

EXAMPLES
- Don't You Worry Child, One More Time
- All My Friends, Imperium
- Goodbye To A World, Lionhearted

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The Windows Warriors are here to reclaim their lost thrones! Led by Bonzi Buddy, these classic internet-famous friends have banded together. With much of the PC gaming scene of the past under their belt, and plenty of meme potential, these three are making use of their last shot to make it big!

SOURCES
- Edutainment games
- Pre-2000s PC adventure games
- Songs from various Microsoft OS's, or using sounds from them
- Songs about/related to computers

EXAMPLES
- Songs from Mario Teaches Typing or Kahoot
- Sam and Max, Lego Island
- Xbox OS music, songs made using Windows 95 sound effects
- Clean Your Computer, Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates

Kalimba Plus [R1M6]

CLIPPY: Oops! Looks like your DAW has crashed. Would you like to submit an error report?

While one falls closer to the White Noise, another moves forward. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

Read the Adventure Machine vs. Windows Warriors story post here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iOnMZXs3rAlpYyODH4O5Dirv-BzKw4OCmljv5OMkWvg/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS - ROUND 1 MATCH 6

Music: Ji-Eun's Lie (Press X To Doubt)
Artwork: Aleph
Arrangement: @popopo_3
Sources:
Matt Watson - Tribute to John McCain
L.A. Noire - Main Theme
Kill Bill and Rav - Lovedrug (off that)
City Girl - Ji-Eun's Sunset
Character Represented: Max Mueller II
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Straight from Idyllwild, California, Maximus Mighty-Dog Mueller II (also known simply as Mayor Max) is on his way to the tournament! Holding the position of mayor for 7 years, he's no stranger to dealing with heated politics during his campaign. With his cute and fluffy appearance, he's sure to win over dog-lovers from around the world! Also, tagging along him is U.S. California Representative Gil Cisneros to assist him with communications, although he won't directly interfere with the tournament.

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs related to California
(ex: Californication, Hotel California, California Girls)

- Tracks featuring songs about Dogs or artists related to Dogs
(ex: songs from Nintendogs, Who Let the Dogs Out, songs by KK Slider)

- Tracks featuring songs about or featuring politics
(ex: Rise Above, Fight the Power, Gimme Some Truth)

Ji-Eun's Lie (Press X To Doubt)

Original Composer(s): Jonathan Coulton, Michiru Yamane
Arrangement: GreenOfRain

Character Represented: Aria da Copo

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Rescued from death in two different ways, Big Band and Squigly are two sides of the same coin. No wonder they've joined together in their musical pursuits to become Aria da Copo! The two of them represent both the undead and blues, but you better believe they won't be singing it any time soon!

SOURCES
- Songs from traditional-style indie fighters
- Songs in the blues genre, or in the style
- Songs related to the undead

EXAMPLES
- Moonlit Melee, Night Walker
- Memphis Blues
- Zombie, Thriller

Victory! Aria da Copo

Arrangement: @vincents-memes
Character Represented: Adventure Machine

Sources:
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

Songs used:
Shelter - Porter Robinson & Madeon (Songs by Madeon/Porter Robinson)
Sad Machine - Porter Robinson (Songs by Porter Robinson)
Get Your Wish - Porter Robinson (Songs by Porter Robinson)
You're On - Madeon ft. Kyan (Songs by Madeon)
Be Fine - Madeon (Songs by Madeon)

Victory! Adventure Machine (Updated)

Track Name: Last D.A.N.C.E In The Ocean
Arrangement: Diavolo @youre-fired
Original Composer: Waterflame, Justice, Austin Jorgensen, Lemon Demon, Justin Timberlake, DNCE, Ween, Ray William Johnson, Eminem, Lizzo, Rob Base, DJ EZ Rock, Mr. Oizo, Kero Kero Bonito
Character Represented: Garth & Harvey vs Breakbonito
Artwork: Ezekiel @ezekielwonders1234

VOTING HAS ENDED! CHECK OUT THE RESULTS HERE!!
https://soundcloud.com/repost-reprise-2/w-r1-m8

Garth & Harvey, masters of #### and law:

★Songs from All RPG Maker Games
(OFF, Yume Nikki, Toilet in Wonderland)
★Songs related to sexual activites and full blown, well, sex…
(Doin Your Mom, Sexy Back, etc.)
★Songs related to the water and the ocean
(Ocean Man, Cake by the Ocean, Under the Sea)

Breakbonito, the Future Bass House masters:

★Songs by Kero Kero Bonito
(Sick Beat, Picture This, Flamingo)
★Songs from Artists signed to Ed Banger
(Breakbot, Justice, Mr. Oizo)
★Songs that KKB and Ed Banger artists have sampled
(It Takes Two, Krush Groove 1, Tenebrae)
[NO OVERLAP]

[W R1 M8] Last D.A.N.C.E In The Ocean

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: VERBALASE BEATBOX

BIO:
Going from the host of Cartoon Beatbox Battles to a contestant in the Mash Pit sounds rough, but VerbalAse is gonna show the rest of the tournament how to scratch it no matter what! With the sources from outer space, rap battles, and 21st century humor, there isn't anything stopping this host from winning a tournament of his own. See you in the beatboxing ring!

SOURCES:
Super Mario Galaxy - Gusty Garden Galaxy (Space)
SSJ9K - Piccolo VS Kami RAP BATTLE! (Rap battles)
Calobi Productions - Fall Guys vs. Among Us Rap Battle (Rap battles, Ironic humor)
VerbalAse - Deadpool Beatbox Solo 2 (Rap battles, General beatboxing)

SOURCE LIST:

> Sources that would constitute as a rap battle
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Epic Rap Battles of History, Animeme Rap Battles)

> Space/Sci-Fi elements
(Star Wars, Shooting Stars, Moonbase Alpha, Star Fox)

> Sources associated with ironic humor (NO OVERLAP)
(Big Chungus, CalebCity, penis music)

> General beatboxing
(Incredibox, VerbalAse)

Lack Of Sauce Galaxy

TRACK: CheeseFestivities#0326
ART: ender#3711
CHARACTER(s) REPRESENTED: Trollface
DISCORD: discord.gg/BQFpVyq

SOURCES USED:

Main Theme - The Escapists (Stealth/Deception)
Chocolate Rain - Tay Zonday (Early Internet Memes)
Snow Halation - Love Live (Troll Songs)
Baka Mitai - Yakuza (Troll Songs)
Pokerface - Lady Gaga (Deception)

Looks like Mad At Mii got Troll’d! While trying to get one of her all-time favorite serial killers, Ghostface, into TOML, she accidentally picked the wrong ghostly figure. What answered the call wasn’t the actual Ghostface, but was instead a copycat in a trollface mask! This character, while still being threatening in design, is a harmless yet annoying competitor who does his best to “jebait” and prank his fellow competitors. Does this sleazebag really have a shot at scoring the prize?

! 2008-2013 memes, including YTPMVs and songs based off of memes from that era. (le Internet Medley, Leek Spin, Caramelldansen)

! Lies, deceptions, hidden identities, shadows, and stealth. [NO OVERLAP] (Metal Gear Solid soundtrack, Michael Myers theme, Shadow Mario theme.)

! Music related to deception as well as songs used to “troll” in memes. (Never Gonna Give You Up, Baka Mitai, Stickbug Song)

Chocolate Snow

Character Represented: Harold Weinstein
Track By: https://soundcloud.com/xit_does_stuff
Render By: PixelatedArtist#7748

03: Harold Weinstein

SIZZLE SIZZLE MUH FUKA! It’s Harold Weinstein, the buffest bitch in town! Coming straight from OhhMyKawaii’s 3DS, this mii is ready to stomp the bracket with his mii swag! His mom told him he was lazy, so he got off of his ass and joined P.A.N.T! Being a master of Kawaii and wholesomeness, he’s brung his Kawaii aura with him, as well as his home family of consoles, the DS Family! Who’s lazy now bitch?

•Any game that has Mii-support, or from games centred around Miis. [ Tomodachi Life, Miitopia, SSB4&SSBU, Mario Kart 8  ]

•The Future Bass and Kawaii Bass genres, or music that samples them. [ Snail’s House, Moe Shop, Yunomi, YUC’e ]

•Songs from DS and 3DS exclusives. [ Face Raiders, Okamiden, Sonic Chronicles, Pushmo ]

•Songs with vocoded or robotic-sounding vocals. [ Vocaloid, Harder Better Faster Stronger, Intergalactic, California Love ]

Bio written by: https://soundcloud.com/xit_does_stuff

Sources Used:
Pixel Galaxy - Snail’s House [ Kawaii Bass ]
All Star - Smash Mouth [ Guitar Hero On Tour ] [ DS Exclusives ]
Chicken Wing - Juice Wrld [ Popular Flipnote Song ] [ DS Exclusives ]
I Can Walk On Water - Basshunter [ Popular Flipnote Song ] [ DS Exclusives ]
This Love - Maroon 5 [ Guitar Hero On Tour ] [ DS Exclusives ]
I Got No iPhone - Parry Gripp [ Popular Flipnote Song ] [ DS Exclusives ]

Albert Chamberlain's Album

Walking On Pixels

The two DJs prepare their greatest sets. At the end of the day, it's all they can do now.

Arrangement: MoonageDream (@moonagedream)
Character Represented: Adventure Machine

Sources:
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

Songs used:
Prismatic - MoonageDream (House)

Prismatic (Adventure Mix)

Art by: @babybowser101, @max-emerald, DFX#2095
Track by: @unknown_artist10

Don't be sus... or you may just be booted from the ship...

Slowly Fall Apart - Shadrow [Bowsie & La/Ender - Vocoded/Nerdcore] (ITEM - Among Us Potion)
Virtual Insanity - Jamiroqaui [Doodle - Absurdist, Future Funk]
Skit #4 - Kanye West [Doodle - Absurdist Humor]
Discord - TheLivingTombstone [Bowsie & La - TLT]
Gun Fight - The Mighty Underdogs ft. MF DOOM [Sodium/Bowsie & La - Guns, Shooting/Masked Artists] (ITEM - Will Smith's Hat)
among drip. - funny [Sodium - RPGMaker] (ITEM - Among Us Potion)
Counting Stars - OneRepublic [Sodium - Popular Nightcore]
Ringtone - 100 gecs ft. Kero Kero Bonito, Charlie XCX, Rico Nasty [Bowsie & La - Autotune] (ITEM - Will Smith's Hat)
Ten Duel Commandments - Hamilton [Ender/Sodium - Theater/Guns] (ITEM - Will Smith's Hat)
Bowser Jr. - Super Mario Galaxy [Bowsie & La/Doodle - Nintendo Villains/Absurdist Humor]

Shootin' Sussanity

IMPORTANT: Ultimus Tourney continues on our second account, @ultimustourneypart2! Please follow us there to see how the story continues.

ULTIMUS TOURNEY is a tournament pitting 16 contenders against one another with music as its focus. The winner gets a concert to themselves, a chance to show the world what they've got on the biggest stage possible.

The losers? Lost to the White Noise.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the mashups and arrangements presented for more about them.

What is the White Noise?

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/va25sJN )

CONTENDERS:
-Miror B.
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, and Cherry)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Windows Warriors (Bonzi Buddy, Clippy, and Putt Putt)
-The Luminary
-Lone Digger
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-Jonesy
-Hisashi Nogami
-George Lopez
-Dr. Kawashima
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Lune

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-???
-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

We've moved accounts from this one. If you want to see what the future holds, please check out @ultimustourneypart5

(NOTE: THIS IS OUR FOURTH ACCOUNT. We ran out of time on the previous three. To see the previous rounds [WR1, LR1, WR2, WR3, LR2], please check @ultimustourneypart1, @ultimustourneypart2, and @ultimustourneypart3 )

Welcome back to Ultimus Tourney, a tournament featuring 16 contenders pushed into a losing fight against time. As they battle each other in a desperate attempt to remain in the runnings long enough to escape, those who can't make it are lost to the White Noise. We're losing ground, and... only so many people remain. Will anyone survive this dangerous game?

This is a multimedia project, taking place both on YouTube and Soundcloud, with a heavy emphasis on story. You can read the story so far from the link on the sidebar, or right here: https://ultimus-tourney.tumblr.com/story

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the arrangements and mashups presented for perspective on those you may have written off.

A storm is coming.

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/va25sJN )

WINNERS FINALISTS:
-Hisashi Nogami
-Lune

LOSERS BRACKET:
-Lone Digger
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)

THE LOST:
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-Jonesy
-Miror B.
-George Lopez
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Dr. Kawashima
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-The Luminary
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Windows Warriors (BonziBuddy, Clippy, Putt-Putt)
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, Cherry)

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team
-Dr. Luigi

BOSSES:
-Simpleflips
-Ness

-Elsa and Spider-Man
-Volvic
-Anti-Jack
-Dr. Phil
-The Baron

Prismatic (Adventure Mix)

Ultimus Tourney: Symphony Of The Lost [MOVED]

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