Track taken for our new e.p out now. King of fruit Volume 2 finds the Umbrella Assassins in the waiting room of purgatory, trying to atone for their mortal sins. Three more slices of musical fruit, cut from Tiny Eyes Studios and dripping with juicey goodness. Sink your teeth into the flesh of the forbidden fruit and spread the musical seeds. Heaven awaits you.

Missed The Bus

Track taken from our new e.p 'King of Fruit Volume 3' out now.

Stay High

This song is taken from our brand new 3 track e.p 'Get Tougher' out now and available on all streaming platforms. Recorded in Tiny Eyes Studios, Haverhill, Suffolk.

Bring your own tonic

Track taken from our new e.p out now 'Get Tougher" Available on all streaming sites released on German Shepherd Records.

Get Tougher

'Chicken' Out now on Pint'a'Bread Records.

Chicken

Responding to a post from Rebel Arts Radio Cambridge, asking for radio stings. We knocked up a riff and used lyrics that Garry's dad gave to us. We liked it so much, we adopted it into a song. Our new single 'Dads song' recorded in Tiny Eyes Studios. 
 Andy's words describe a meeting with Carol at a party in Wood Green 1970. A love story that continues fifty years later.

Dad's Song

'Don't worry about' taken from Umbrella Assassins new album 'Humanity' Out Now.  Listen to the full album here https://ditto.fm/humanity-umbrella-assassins

Don't Worry About It

Codeine taken from a shed session.  3 years ago Umbrella Assassins were reborn in Steve's shed, escaping everyday life's boredoms and unpleasantness and making a haven for creativity and the appreciation of beer at the bottom of the garden. The punk trio would go on to create something special, that would change their lives forever, Shed Punk! Our new Album Humanity is out now released on German Shepherd Records and recorded in Tiny Eyes Studios, Haverhill. Listen to the album in full here https://ditto.fm/humanity-umbrella-assassins We are currently working on new tunes and looking forward to getting back to recording, jamming and gigging once lockdown has lifted, so stay tuned for lots more UA coming your way.

Codeine

3 years ago Umbrella Assassins were reborn in Steve's shed, escaping everyday life's boredoms and unpleasantness and making a haven for creativity and the appreciation of beer at the bottom of the garden. The punk trio would go on to create something special, that would change their lives forever, Shed Punk! Our new Album Humanity is out now released on German Shepherd Records and recorded in Tiny Eyes Studios, Haverhill. Listen to the album in full here https://ditto.fm/humanity-umbrella-assassins We are currently working on new tunes and looking forward to getting back to recording, jamming and gigging once lockdown has lifted, so stay tuned for lots more UA coming your way.

Humanity

Triangle

Hilarious Precarious is  taking from King of Fruit Vol 1 the brand new three song e.p. from the Umbrella Assassins, the first of two halves, divided into six fruity segments with its distinctive size, strong sound and thorny rind, finds the trio blasting through the event horizon and into hell. 
 
The seeds were sown a few months back and a sound that evokes overpowering reactions of deep intensity has been grown.

The "fruit" is ripe and ready for consumption on all major musical streaming sites on the record label German Shepherd Records.

https://ditto.fm/king-of-fruit-vol-1
https://umbrellaassassins.com/album/king-of-fruit-vol-1

King of fruit

Hilarious Precarious (Radio edit)

In 2016 Umbrella Assassins were reborn in Steve's shed, escaping everyday life's boredoms and unpleasantness and making a haven for creativity and the appreciation of beer at the bottom of the garden. The punk trio would go on to create something special, that would change their lives forever, Shed Punk!

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