pov: youre loading into tf2 on a low end computer.

My copy of Twisted Metal is kinda scratched

My fucking computer when i try to play a simple ass game

Hark! Please be sure to sing this next year at your neighbor's door!

It costs 0 dollars to make a realistic fart sound when someone bends over and make 2-3 people chuckle

The Imouto Appreciation Christmas Carol

(don't) PLAY THAT FUCKING TRACK

Boulevard of Broken Toys

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haha funny meme amiright

thanks for 430 followers btw. there's more to come

Americans Be Like...

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

despacito

YT won't let me upload this unless I completely fuck the audio beyond recognition but I guess SC doesn't care as much

Girls Just Wanna Fuck Bees

the original was deleted. soundcloud said i could monetise it, so i tried to, which prompted them to realise that it was voiding copyright. After two huge years, the king was slain. F

original upload date: 21st Febuary, 2018
plays before deletion: 130,256
acapella: https://soundcloud.com/duuzu/tech-it-no-it-lo-it-gic-it-acapella

TECH It NO It LO It GIC It (reupload)

inspired by https://soundcloud.com/almostofftopic (rip)

linkin park - numb
iyaz - replay

when shawty becomes numb

Hi! This is my dump channel! I generally post some draft/shitpost stuff in here.

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