Track 7 from my album, Nimble Navigator (2022 Fauxtown Records).  Written and recorded by me, Produced by Navidhmi, featuring vocals by Ava Days.

Cold Shoulder

Don't Say Riot was originally a song written by a guy I know named AJB but he kept it on his computer and then lost it.  Later, I did a cover of it for my first solo album, Touch of B*tch.  More of a rock sound than the original which was folk punk.  Years later ie 2024 I finished another version which my buddy Curtis Maranda from Tiger Suit produced, which I wrote and arranged. In a way, I've adopted this song since AJB never seemed keen on sharing the OG version with the wider world.  This version will have to suffice.  Glaringly absent are the frequent collaboraters Navid Hamidi and that clown, Willy W. Wolfowitz.

Don't Say Riot

Recorded by Young Coconut and Willy W. Wolfowitz, mixed, additional arrangement, and extra synths by Navid Hamidi...guitar solo and extra riffs by Roary Thunderbird :0

Lyrics: 

i woke up screamin’ from a dark dream, something got me
them deers were up on two legs, one ran over and fucked me
pure revenge and human flesh was all they said they need
there i was a human McRib fixed up for the feed

i used to think of deers as nothing i should fear
just morons, not a threat to our northern hemisphere oh yeah

yet now the day has come they take revenge, they slice off every head (oh deer!)
you offer up your infant son, they’ll take him slap him twixt two slabs of bread (oh deer!)
oh dear,,,they're here
be a good little girl bring daddy his last cold beer 

their tactics are so practiced  they work on any axis  
their kicks are power packed, it’s a fool who’d not feel fear 
hellbent on our destruction  like nazis distant cousins
they sure evolved right quick now apocalypse is near

assume that they’re the ones who’ll take us down with a deertastic ground and pound you got fucked in the pussy mound
abused for years and years those deers shed tears and now its time to face our greatest fears by those stone cold deers GOOD GOD!

many fuckin deers triggering your fears
murdering your peers, kill you
deers for fuckin miles, killing pedophiles
fucking Harry Styles, fuck you
deers upon two legs, forcing you to beg
how you like your eggs? end you

Hey, you mystical mayhem architects with antlers! Plunger spears and traffic cone armor? Seriously? How about a wild deal? You hang onto your eerie forest, and we cling desperately to our limbs. It's a quirky compromise, you feel?
I'm groveling here. Pretty, pretty please, spare us! We promise not to crash your fantastical woodland soirées; just let us stroll into another sunrise. As a bonus, we'll toss in a peace offering stuffed with candies. Mutant deer diplomacy, anyone?
Let's dodge the total chaos, strike a deal, and exist like the post-apocalyptic neighbors who accidentally became BFFs. It's a laugh-out-loud win-win – you enjoy your mutant wonderland, we skip the limb-chewing drama. Deal or no deal, party animals?

Oh Deer!

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