this kinda sounds like a lemon demon song or parody ngl

Its kind of a shame that now a days when you use a bind in chat people think your a bot.

Parody of "Ocean Man" by Ween.
Album art by Multiverse Cafe.

--LYRICS--

Engie Man
With a robot hand
Build dispensers and
Sentries in the sand

Engie Man
Take the teleporter to the front, was a good trip

Engie Man
You best have a plan man, or else you’re banned
Busting out the killstreaker Jag

Engie Man
Can you please put a sentry over here, near the giant fan

Engie Man
Those Spies are elusive, but don’t chase them
Or you’ll get trick stabbed

Engie Man
This defense isn’t going according to plan
Better use your killstreaker Jag

Engie Man
Engie Man
Engie Man

Ancle Dan
How’d you get your building
To appear in hand
From across the land

Ancle Dan
Your hats and your weapons are so cool, you’re so epic

Ancle Dan
For Crasmas I demand a vintage kratzcrag
I promise I’m your number one fan

Engie Man
Can you please put a sentry over there, near the broken van

Engie Man
Those Spies are elusive, but don’t chase them
Or you’ll get trick stabbed

Engie Man
This defense isn’t going according to plan
Whippin’ out that killstreaker Jag

Engie Man

Engie Man

Kazotsky Kick - Team Fortress 2

Parody of "Choices (Yup)" by E-40.
--LYRICS--

Ever whiff on a shot? (Nope) 
Ever farm a bot? (Yeah)
Ever met somebody better? (Nope) 
Ever help an Engie out when he was low on his metal? (Yeah)
Spy sap? (Nope) 
You good player, you attack? (Yeah)
Lemme borrow that shotgun. (Nope) 
Think stuns are not fun? (Yeah)
Stock weapons every loadout? (Nope) 
When the gates open, go out? (Yeah)
Babysit a level one? (Nope) 
Boy you better run. (Yeah)
You a feeder? (Nope) 
Killer? (Yeah)
Email Eric? (Nope) 
Driller? (Yeah)
You building on last? (Nope) 
Now you upfront, beating on some ass? (Yeah)
Got a little killstreak? (Nope) 
Got a Godlike; gotta do it all week? (Yeah)
Spamming E for the Medic? (Nope) 
Pickin’ up the Medkit? (Yeah)
Bout’a die with your crits? (Nope) 
Rockin’ dope outfits? (Yeah)

Everybody builds sentries
I choose to build sentries on top of this shed
Everybody builds sentries
I’m shooting at dudes but they already dead
Everybody builds sentries
Keepin’ my name at the top of the board
Everybody builds sentries
These players be hatin’, I already dominate -

Never go down.
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
I ain’t gotta wear a crown.
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
If you dead, you ain’t like me.
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
I give a fuck if you don’t like me.
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)

Lazy? (Nope)
Got a wrench that’ll drive a Spy crazy? (Yeah)
Mentor? (Nope)
Erectin’ a dispenser? (Yeah)
Trader? (Nope)
Loyal to your team; not a baiter? (Yeah)
Cheap? (Nope)
Play support to keep your team on their feet? (Yeah)
Scared of an Uber? (Nope)
You goofy goober? (Yeah)
Belly? (Nope)
Tele? (Yeah)
Miss everything and die? (Nope)
Check the corner for a Spy? (Yeah)
Trust us? (Nope)
Justice? (Yeah)
Drinkin’ like a Demo? (Nope)
Share a beer with a fella? (Yeah)
Pomson? (Nope)
Swanson? (Yeah)
Never leave the spawn without a hat. (Nope)
Punch a motherfucker with a “BAP”. (Yeah)
Never let a friendly live a second. (Nope)
Always on my toes, spy checkin’. (Yeah)

Everybody builds sentries
I choose to build sentries on top of this shed
Everybody builds sentries
I’m shooting at dudes but they already dead
Everybody builds sentries
Keepin my name at the top of the board
Everybody builds sentries
These players be hatin, I already dominate

Never go down
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
I ain’t gotta wear a crown
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
If you dead, you ain’t like me
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
I give a fuck if you don’t like me
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)

NOPE

--LYRICS--

There's five people AFK and my team
Has just installed today and I've seen
At least three Spies with no idea
What is going on inside their brain?

There's no way to predict what you'll find
There's no way to understand the mind
Of a person with a half-a-brain
How can you know what that guy's gonna do?

There's five people AFK and my team
Has just installed today and I've seen
At least three Spies with no idea
What is fuckin' happening? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

There's five people AFK and my team
Has just installed today and I've seen
At least three Spies with no idea
What is going on inside their brain?

There's no way to predict what you'll find
There's no way to understand the mind
Of a person with a half-a-brain
How can you know what that guy's gonna do?

(La la la la la la)

There's no way to predict what you'll find
There's no way to understand the mind
Of a person with a half-a-brain
How can you know what that guy's gonna do?

There's five people AFK and my team
Has just installed today and I've seen
At least three Spies with no idea
What is going on inside their brain?

There's five people AFK and my team
Has just installed today and I've seen
At least three Spies with no idea
What is going on inside their brain?

Casual Mode Anthem

--LYRICS--

I was playing TF2 the other night
When I suddenly saw the most epic sight
A player on the other team all dressed in green
Brightest loadout of all humankind

We fought each other long and hard - both one on one
But he was dodging left and right, shooting his gun
And finally after a fair fight when he won
In the chat he dropped his Lenny Bind

Did you see that guy?
He’s so hip and fly
He’s the coolest guy
'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind

Look at his weapon shine
Check out that funny sign
He has the superior mind
He got a Lenny-

Bind me to my word, this is the truth
The absolute coolest thing about the youth
Is their hilarious, original, clever quips
I wish that I could ever be that smooth

So when this Scout main owned me in a fight
I was speechless, no way to comeback to the bright
Funny and simply epic chat response
With nothing that could beat a Lenny Bind

Did you see that guy
He’s so hip and fly
He’s the coolest guy
'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind

Just hang me out to dry
Cause I’m about to cry
Can I get my weapon signed?
He’s got a Lenny Bind

(Papi Break)

Did you see that guy?
He’s so hip and fly
He’s the coolest guy
'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind

He shot me and I died
Then owned me with a bind
He’s confident and so kind
He's got a Lenny Bind

Lenny Bind

Heavy Breakfast Machine

ft. iDubbbzTV & Mac

--LYRICS--

Guess who’s back 
Back again 
Uncle’s back 
Tell a friend 

Uncle’s back 
(x7) 

I’ve created a sentry 
‘Cause nobody wants a Dispenser no more 
They want a killer to deliver 
Well if you want Uncle, this is what I’ll give ya 
A little bitty Mini with a Widowmaker 
Couple shots that’ll straight up drop a medic and a heavy combo 
They hop to the restock closet 
As the round time left on the clock is fading 
And I’m top of the scoreboard, I’m dominating 

You kids in the comments can stop debating 
If I’ll make another mixtape, it’s long awaited 
I know you’re trying to blow a conch to save me 
But I’ve got five pocket medics on me baby 

I’m an Engineer fuckin’ wit' ya ears, tryin’ to keep things weird 
Tryin’ to show his peers 
That all you can do is sit here and call me queer 
But you’d never do this in a million years 

So, come on and build a gun on the hill 
Fuck that - a gun in your grill, and farmin’ the kills 
And get ready, cause this guy’s gonna rage-heavy 
I just hit three hundred thousand 
Fuck you Delfy! 

So lay back and let’s drink some beer 
And everybody, move up your gear 
‘Cause we need a little, dispenser here 
‘Cause I feel like playin’ Engineer 
(x2) 

Little nephews, it’s a wonder I get views 
All I do is jizz that my Engineer set rules 
I start feeling like the people with these views 
Have never watched a second of my channel 
And that’s cool 

He mains Engie, brain must be empty 
Started a revolution, pollutin’ the game state 
A Valve shill 
Well let me make things clear that Engineer 
Is the only thing a tiny bit weird 
Besides my white beard 

I never asked for this 
I never passed any class 
To read a mountain of sass 
But now I’m Batman 
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 

Put a mask on when I wanna play a game of Badlands 
But then again, I can’t exactly take this shit for granted 
All I wanna do is show the world the Engie’s not a turtle 

It’s interesting - what I think is the best thing 
Interests these kids who watch vids, no resting 

Testing: your minds are free 
To have a thought that doesn’t involve what me 
And all the YouTubers think about what should be 
On the patch notes when it updates for free 

So lay back and let’s drink some beer 
And everybody, move up your gear 
‘Cause we need a little, dispenser here 
‘Cause I feel like playin’ Engineer 
(x2)

Feel Like Playin' Engineer (ft. IDubbbzTV & Mac)

--LYRICS--

I fly like Soldier, jump high like Scout 
If you catch me in the spawn room I got pizza in my mouth 
If you come around here, I’ll build Dispenser 
I’ll get one down in a second if you’re hurt 
(x2) 

Sometimes I get hit by the trains 
Every time I swear I’m gonna unselect Freight 
Everyone’s a bully, shootin’ my brain 
Better not make fun of my weapon’s nickname 
(x2) 

All I wanna do is (shotgun x4) 
And I (wrench + gun) 
And build a sentry 
(x4) 

Pirate hats and gnomes 
Pistol skins and meat and cones 
Runnin’ while we shoot ‘em 
Little Pyro for protection 
(x2) 

No one on the market got swagger like us 
Got banana hats and killstreak strange guns 
We wrap and deliver YouTuber signed stuff 
You pay an extra key for the trouble it costs 
(x2) 

All I wanna do is (shotgun x4) 
And I (wrench + gun) 
And build a sentry 
(x4) 

Uncle Dane... 
Third Campaign 2017... 
Yeah, I got more spawn room snacks than a LAN party 
So… don’t bother me… 
You ready, ya’ll? 

Some, some, sometimes it’s a burger 
Sometimes it’s a taco 
Some, some, sometimes it’s a burger 
Sometimes it’s a taco 

All I wanna do is (shotgun x4) 
And I (wrench + gun) 
And build a sentry 
(x4)

Build A Sentry

--LYRICS--

The Ambassador’s broke 
The Ambassador’s broke 
The Ambassador’s broke, no fun unless you upfront, son 

Shy guy named “DIE” used to main Amby Spy 
Big dope long range killer, he was makin’ ‘em die 
Wasn’t playin’ as Sniper but still gettin’ the headshots 
But then Valvey threw that nerf on, now he aim like easy bots 

And now it’s miss, miss, miss 
Cause when he tries to cheese it, there’s no swiss 
What’s makin’ that sound, oh it’s a Spies clenched fist 
I’m happy now that Spy mains are so pissed 
Cause that’s some dumb shiiiiiiii- 

By the way, that you play 
I can tell you ain’t havin’ no chill 
Come on up and stab me or are you a lil grill 
Fuckin’ dead ringer shill who can barely get a kill 
You keep tellin’ me it’s skill, that you’ve got a role to fill 
Play broken subclass ‘cause he never gets a stab 
So I pull it out my bag, and I crit him with the Jag 
Like bappity-bappity-bap-bap-bap 

The Ambassador’s broke 
The Ambassador’s broke 
The Ambassador’s broke, no fun unless you upfront, son 

Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap 
Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap 
Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap 
(Look at that Bap) 
Look at, look at, look at 
Look, at that Bap 

This dude named “$T1N63R” used to use the Dead Ringer 
Shot him 5 times with my pistol, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Winger 
Real pussy-ass player, shooting blanks with my rifle 
But then they hit it with a nerf and now he callin’ me spiteful 

Now I’m like bang, bang, bang 
Run for that ammo now you little shit stain 
Can’t escape me now that you can’t spam feigns 
Don’t like this song, well you can blame uberchain 
This is some dumb shiiiiii- 

By the way, that you play 
I can tell you ain’t havin’ no chill 
Come on up and stab me or are you a lil grill 
Fuckin’ dead ringer shill who can barely get a kill 
You keep tellin me it’s skill, that you’ve got a role to fill 
Play broken subclass ‘cause he never gets a stab 
So I pull it out my bag, and I crit him with the Jag 
Like bappity-bappity-bap-bap-bap 

The Ambassador’s broke 
The Ambassador’s broke 
The Ambassador’s broke, no fun unless you upfront, son 

Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap 
Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap 
Oh my Gosh… look at that Bap 
(Look at that Bap) 
Look at, look at, look at 
Look, at that Bap

Ambassador

ft. FUNKe, Soundsmith, Lady Stanger & Muselk

--LYRICS--

For a long time we’ve been fighting over gravel 
With no healer around, no doubt we’ll lose the battle 
Between the awful teams & chat bind memes 
We want this round to end 

Hey! Think of instead, a Medic Girlfriend… 
Huh? 
That’s what I said! A Medic Girlfriend… 

She’d wear a beak of Circling Hearts 
With killstreak eyes of fire 
My girl will marvel at my kills 
As I shield her from gunfire 

I couldn’t care what hats she wears or what she looks like 
It all depends on what she equips like 
Kritz, Vacc, Uber… Ooooohhh…. 

Bet the Casual Meds think you are quite the pocket 
And I’ll bet the ladies love Australium rocket (launchers) 
You can bet that we could use a girl 
Who’d help our wounds to mend 

What do we want? 
A Medic Girlfriend! 

My girl will think I have no deaths 
That I’m an epic guy 
Uhh… how ‘bout a girl who’s multi-class? 
Who picks what her team needs? (NAH!) 

My perfect runs and Hale’s Own guns are sure to thrill her! 
He thinks he’s such a great pubstomper… 

I’ve a girl back home who always likes to heal me 
Bet the only girl who’d heal him plays as Mercy 

And to say that we are desperate nerds is something we’ll contend 
But I really want... 
A Medic Girlfriend! 

Wish that I had... 
A Medic Girlfriend! 

(Whistle) 
A Medic GIRLFRIEN

Medic Girlfriend (ft FUNKe, Soundsmith, Lady Stanger & Muselk)

Parody of "God's Plan" by Drake

--- LYRICS ---
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh

I’ve been playin’ Engie since two-thousand-thirteen
Trying to keep a gun up was a struggle for me
Then I got an invite to a highlander team
Next thing that you know I’m on a killstreak

I can never die because you heal me
Fifty thousand kills just with my sentry
Invite champion cause I got carried
But I deserve a trophy, I can gift it to me

Gold pan, gold pan
I could buy it, but I won’t, yuh
I miss shots, sometimes I don’t, ay, don’t
I like playin’ my banjo, ay, yes
Hit you with a B-A-P, yeah, what?
Download TF2 for free, yuh, wait
But it’s anything but cheap

And still...
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries

Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh, ay, ay

She say, “Do you love me?”
I tell her, “Only partly.”
I only love my wrench
And dispenser, I’m sorry

Build a gun, and I got 50 frenchies on me
Look I won, dance in your spawn room, it’s a party
And you know me
Turn a level 2 into a level 3, ya’ll
Without John & Robin there’d be no me
Imagine if I never played as engie

Gold pan, gold pan
I could buy it, but I won’t, ay, no
I miss shots, sometimes I don’t, yup, whoa
I like playin’ my banjo, ay, bro, ay
Hit you with that B-A-P, yuh, wait
Still got lots of noobs to teach, ay, wait
I make sure these engies keep, at it, ay

And still...
Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh... yuh

Bad teams
There’s a lot of bad teams
And I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’, I’m buildin’
I’m buildin’ sentries
Yuh

And their snipers, their snipers, their snipers, their snipers
Are pissin' on me
And they're kickin', they're kickin', they're kickin', they're kickin'
They're vote-kickin' me

Lenny Bind

Uncle Dane

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