CHORUS

Her booty can't make me noot
So I play her ass like Kahoot
And I run a train on her tracks
And I make that bitch go toot

Unlike Kahoot, you can't test me
All these bitches tryna' finesse me
But they sensitive like some testes
And they smelly like some bleu cheese

VERSE 1

Yeah, and I pull up on the block
Yeah, and I got silk in my sock
Yeah, but I got cum in there too
Fidget spinners in my shoes

Communism in my bed
Explaining a rubric on TeD
Getting dank with The-Ed
To the Cubicle, I pled

Don't need to study, I get headaches
Fuck with the reals, not with the fakes
Yeah, I've been grinding, I don't need breaks
And when I skrt, I don't use brakes

Cooking up dope in the lab
I hit the whip and then I hit the dab
Boneless, organic chemistry
I give her wood, I'm a tree

CHORUS

Her booty can't make me noot
So I play her ass like Kahoot
And I run a train on her tracks
And I make that bitch go toot

Unlike Kahoot, you can't test me
All these bitches tryna' finesse me
But they sensitive like some testes
And they smelly like some bleu cheese

VERSE 2

I got three seconds off cam
Watch out cause I'm finna slam
Booty soft, like a lamb
Finna eat her ass, like ham

I just spilled Fiji all over my wrist
She like a mega, I give her a twist
Got so much gold, it looks like I pissed
That pussy red like she a communist

Does Mike Wazowski 
wink or blink? I gotta think
All I know is my bitch
Cold like a hockey rink

My iCarly is a ginger
I'm tryna fuck, and get with her
Getting dirty, like some litter
Yeah, I'll hit, but never hit her

Kahoot

Produced by $AUCEMAN

HOOK 

KEVIN FUCK WITH YOU WITH HIS FEET
BEAT A BITCH LIKE MY MEAT
ON HER BOOTY I SKEET
FUN DIP ALL UP ON MY TEETH

GOING 95 IN A SCHOOL ZONE
MY BITCH COLD LIKE FROZONE
YOUR HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE THE OZONE
I EAT MY PIZZA WITH NO BONE

I STOLE YOUR GIRLFRIEND ON ROBLOX
NOW THAT BITCH WON'T STOP
PUSSY LIKE A RICE KRISPY
SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! BITCH!

I'M GODDAMN FAST, LIKE WOAJ!
CAN'T CATCH UP, YOU'RE SLOWJ
YOUR GIRL GAVE ME A BLOWJ
KEEP IT 100 EMOJ

VERSE

PLL SKIP INTO HER PANTS
PANSEXUAL I FUCK WITH PANS
AND I JUST GOT A NEW GANS
YOUR BITCH JUST GOT A NEW MANS

SUPER SPEED MAGNETO
BOY YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A PEDO
ORANGE BITCH LOOK LIKE A CHEETO
SELLING THAT SILK BY THE KILO

ENGLISH THREE IS A BICCH
IT CAN SLOB ALL ON MY DICCH
WATCH OUT I'M FINNA GET RICCHER
I'MA GET YOUR BITCH THICCER

HOOK

KEVIN FUCK WITH YOU WITH HIS FEET
BEAT A BITCH LIKE MY MEAT
ON HER BOOTY I SKEET
FUN DIP ALL UP ON MY TEETH

GOING 95 IN A SCHOOL ZONE
MY BITCH COLD LIKE FROZONE
YOUR HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE THE OZONE
I EAT MY PIZZA WITH NO BONE

I STOLE YOUR GIRLFRIEND ON ROBLOX
NOW THAT BITCH WON'T STOP
PUSSY LIKE A RICE KRISPY
SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! BITCH!

I'M GODDAMN FAST, LIKE WOAJ!
CAN'T CATCH UP, YOU'RE SLOWJ
YOUR GIRL GAVE ME A BLOWJ
KEEP IT 100 EMOJ

FELLIEXXX (prod. $AUCEMAN)

Produced by $AUCEMAN

HOOK

Bitch stop flexing
We know you ain't texting
We know you got no hoes
That's some fake Supreme clothes

Stop tryna' flex, bitch
Yeah, that shit's depressing
We know that you beat your meat
Not fucking and finnessing

Bitch stop flexing
That ain't Robitussin
We know that shit Advil
and your plug ain't pluggin'
 
Bitch just stop it
We know you ain't poppin'
Flex Police and Thot Patrol
They gonna' get to poppin'

VERSE 

Stop flexing in my
Christian Minecraft server
I know that shit ain't SpeedCubeShop
Cause I see fucking Cubicle

I see you flexing that Lambo
I feel I should boonk it
I know your bitch fake
She got three pounds of makeup on

That Rolex ain't a Rolex
And you thinking that you holy
You have a small dick
Your bitch just told me

I might fuck your bitch too
Cause I know she a hoe
I seen you in public
You look depressing as shit

I know you not Ricegum
But you flexing dumb
Mothercrapper
Don't even speak to me

I'm clearly the richest boy
Your shit's probably a decoy
Fake ass Yeezys
Your rich ass parents buy you everything

Where's your employment at
I see you drinking but you know ain't 21
And you know that ain't champagne
Lil trick ass bitch

Tryna' party like you got friends
Stop flexing like you at the gym
Stop faking shit
Or you gonna' get hit

HOOK

Bitch stop flexing
We know you ain't texting
We know you got no hoes
That's some fake Supreme clothes

Stop tryna' flex, bitch
Yeah, that shit's depressing
We know that you beat your meat
Not fucking and finnessing

Bitch stop flexing
That ain't Robitussin
We know that shit Advil
and your plug ain't pluggin'
 
Bitch just stop it
We know you ain't poppin'
Flex Police and Thot Patrol
They gonna' get to poppin'

VERSE 

They said rap wasn't my game
But I went and switched up lanes
Now I'm all up in your brain
Make it splatter like it's paint

Talking 'bout heat you been cooking
Talking 'bout shit you been booking
But we know that you just talking shit
Even when everyone's looking

Only Off-White is your underpants
Gucci and Supreme is all you stans
Yeah, you said that you got a girl
But why'd she tell me she ain't got no mans?

That ain't a Rolex that's a novelty
All your fake gold do not bother me
I'ma beat your ass; I'm fatherly
Then I'll just walk out and then I'll leave

You do not have a Ferrari
Tryna' play us like Atari
Bitch, I'm not tryna' be sorry
I'll expose you like I'm Maury

I know I cannot count to 21
But I know that you not 21
I know that you don't have anyone
I'll glaze your side piece's honey bun

Stop tryna' flex, I don't give a fuck
Can't hide your dick size with a pickup truck
You also swallow because you just suck
Yeah, yeah you just suck

I'ma pull up like a diaper do
Don't even know what you tryna' do
Flexing exccessive is all you do
Gotta' look down when I talk to you

Flex Police (feat. $AUCEMAN)

Hook

Bitch, I’m on top
Bitch, I drop top
Bitch, I get top
Bitch, She gone flop

Damn, I can flex
I’m famous like dex
I fuck her through text
Your ex is my next

Bitch, I’m on top
Bitch, I drop top
Bitch, I get top
Bitch, She gone flop

That bitch real thick
She suck on my dick
Thicc Rick Clique
Silk on my dick

Bitch, I’m on top
Bitch, I drop top
Bitch, I get top
Bitch, She gone flop

Damn, I can flex
I’m famous like dex
I fuck her through text
Your ex is my next

Bitch, I’m on top
Bitch, I drop top
Bitch, I get top
Bitch, She gone flop

That bitch real thick
She suck on my dick
Thicc Rick Clique
Silk on my dick


Verse

OH Nar
I flex OH NR
Bitch im a wokstar
Bootyhole look like a poptart

I solve 7 with Wuji
Woaji sing like Joji

Your bitch bad and boujee
My bitches rubric and woaji

Thick ass salty like fritos 
Buttcheeks look like tomatoes
Mash her ass like potatoes
Smash the booty like Cranidos

Ass soft like a plushie
Slurp her pussy like a slushie 
Make her squirt like a gusher
Your ex weak but I thrust her


Hook

Bitch, I’m on top
Bitch, I drop top
Bitch, I get top
Bitch, She gone flop

Damn, I can flex
I’m famous like dex
I fuck her through text
Your ex is my next

Bitch, I’m on top
Bitch, I drop top
Bitch, I get top
Bitch, She gone flop

That bitch real thick
She suck on my dick
Thicc Rick Clique
Silk on my dick

Bitch, I’m on top
Bitch, I drop top
Bitch, I get top
Bitch, She gone flop

Damn, I can flex
I’m famous like dex
I fuck her through text
Your ex is my next

Bitch, I’m on top
Bitch, I drop top
Bitch, I get top
Bitch, She gone flop

That bitch real thick
She suck on my dick
Thicc Rick Clique
Silk on my dick


Verse

Sleeping in class, you lackin
Bitch need to stop slackin off
Or you get hit with the molotov
Think I’m blind, but I’m strakhov

That bitch aint thick, she got calories
She a lil headass like valarie
Bitch you’ll get shot like Kennedy 
I’ll laugh at your ass like Stomedy

Your guy flow a freshman 
I get money like West Egg
I got isopropyl in the keg
I might just bust on her leg

Ya boi the subreme whale 
Fuck a bitch going to Yale
Smack down like some hail
Hit your bitch straight from the tail

Brawl the booty like bakugan
Figure shit out like I’m RJ Gohn
Your stats make me sleepy and I yawn
I make your bitch laugh like I’m JonTron

These nibbas been sleepin on me
While I just smoke on the theed
Got NAR, now you nibbas bleed
Im everything that your bitch need

I like to skrrt in the mario kart
Flex police on yall like Blart
Lil bitch got thick like Hart
Swim in the pussy like carp

Sleep on you bitches, like sloop
Shittin on yall like some poop
Woaji swerve in the coop
You bitches easy, i scoop

ON TOP (PROD. $AUCEMAN)

SPLISH SPLASH (PROD. $AUCEMAN)

Since (PROD. $AUCEMAN)

Hook

I ain’t stressed, bitch
Worried ‘bout no ex-bitch
With my ride or dies
Flexin’ with a new 6

Got a ginger bitch
Sippin’ on that Nesquik
Yeah she shinin’
With that Angstrom necklace

I’m perplexing
Vexin’ you with voodoo
Shittin’ on y’all
Lookin’ like some doodoo

And I'm eating her ass
In my Audi
And I pull up on yo female 
 And say howdy

Verse 1

I'm flexxing, not no stressing
No more Lexi, just chemistry
No more Mullins, bitch, I'm boolin 
Pure Blu strips, gave a bitch strep
Fast hydroplane, mad brain 
Ang Gang, and a Gucci chain

Im about to clock out 
Im about to get my cock out
Im about to rock out 
I'm about to use the sock now
My dick blast off like a fucking rocket 
She tried to shoot her shot but I had to block it

Bridge

I'm a big boy on respect
I wanna put a lil hunnid on her neck
I'm just waiting for a check 
Give my lizard Pierre some respect 

Hook

I ain’t stressed, bitch
Worried ‘bout no ex-bitch
With my ride or dies
Flexin’ with a new 6

Got a ginger bitch
Sippin’ on that Nesquik
Yeah she shinin’
With that Angstrom necklace

I’m perplexing
Vexin’ you with voodoo
Shittin’ on y’all
Lookin’ like some doodoo

And I'm eating her ass
In my Audi
And I pull up on yo female 
And say howdy

NO STRESS (PROD. $AUCEMAN)

big dusty DICK ft. loste (prod. $auceman)

French song from little woaji.

Verse

Quand je vois des escargots
Oui, je dors
Mais quand je vois des croissants
Oui, j’adore (j’adore ça)

Je mange pas des steak tartares
Tous les jours
Tout la viande que j’ai
Je fais cruite dans le four 

(When I see escargot
Yes, I sleep
But when I see croissants
Yes, I love (I love it)
I don’t eat steak tartares
Everyday
All the meat I have
I cook in the oven)

Pendant le weekend
J’ai un mousse au chocolat
Pas parce que je suis français 
Parce qu'il est un bon plat

Je vois un vendeur de rue
Et j'achète des crêpes
J'ai pas d'argent donc
Je fais un chèque

(During the weekend
I eat a chocolate mousse
Not because I'm French
But because it is a good dish
I see a street vendor
And I buy crepes
I have no money so
I write a check)



Hook

Un baguette
Je mange le sur la banquette
C'est décidé par cette
France, je représente

Nous avons huit 
catégories des fromages
Nous mangeons dans 
Les montagnes et la plage

Un baguette, je mange 
Le sur la banquette
C'est décidé par cette
France, je représente

Les meilleurs vins sont 
trouvés dans notre patrie
Appairer les avec un 
fromage ou un pâtisserie

(A baguette
I eat it on the bench
It's decided by this
France, I represent

We have eight
cheese categories
We eat them in
The mountains and the beach

A baguette
I eat it on the bench
It's decided by this
France, I represent

The best wines
are found in our homeland
Pair them with
A cheese or a pastry)


Verse

C’est pas “le toast français”
Nous l'appelons “le pain perdu”
Et tu sais j'ai le "sauce"
Mais ce n’est pas “Ragu”

Mes diamants et blancs
Comme la béchamel
Et ta copine appelle-moi 
sucré comme du caramel

(It’s not “French toast”
We call it “lost bread”
And you know I have the “sauce”
But it’s not Ragu
My diamonds are white
Like bechamel
And your girlfriend calls me
Sweet like caramel)

Bridge

La crêpe est un mets composé d'une très fine couche de pâte faite à base de farine (principalement de blé ou de sarrasin) et d'oeufs agglomérée à un liquide (lait, parfois mélangé à de l'eau ou de la bière). Elle est généralement de forme ronde.


Hook

Un baguette
Je mange le sur la banquette
C'est décidé par cette
France, je représente

Nous avons huit 
catégories de fromages
Nous mangeons dans 
Les montagnes et la plage

Un baguette
Je mange le sur la banquette
C'est décidé par cette
France, je représente

Les meilleurs vins
sont trouvés dans notre patrie
Appairer les avec
Un fromage ou un pâtisserie

(A baguette
I eat it on the bench
It's decided by this
France, I represent

We have eight
cheese categories
We eat them in
The mountains and the beach

A baguette
I eat it on the bench
It's decided by this
France, I represent

The best wines
are found in our homeland
Pair them with
A cheese or a pastry)

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