After an extra week away, the guys are back with a vengeance as they somehow cover men's fashion, taxes, vehicle projects, why Expedia blows, scooters, running, adopting a grandma, why Jack Black is awesome, Predator, the Suez Canal, why Uber blows, LEGOs, Covid vaccinations, school fundraisers, parking lot shenanigans, and the weather. Trust us, you're gonna wanna listen.

Season 1

Episode 40: XL, Adopting a Grandma, Jack Black is Awesome, Uber Adventures, y Mas!

With extreme temperatures in full effect across the Western US, and Ryan and Matthew heading out for some business and leisure travel, the dudes sit down in front of the mics to chat and chill. The unGROWN-UPS discuss dumb brand collaborations, six-figure video games, car spotting, internal theme music, podcast playback speeds, billionaires in space, Space Jam, Mexican seafood, terrible corporate brand mottos, museums, Radwood and Goodwood, Ideal AC temperature, dick neighbors, and plenty of other questionable topics.

Episode 47: Trippin', Vintage Gaming, Car Spotting, Space Billionaires, Seafood, and Mottos

Ryan and Matthew return from their Labor Day break and are joined by their not-so-special guest Nick for an extended-length episode. Ryan recaps why he left town for the holiday weekend and why tourists in convertibles on Pacific Coast Highway are the worst. We learn that Ryan drove a 72 Corvette while also sporting a mohawk in high school. 

The dapper dudes ponder their impending mortality as they realize that Smells LIke Teen Spirit is now thirty years old. Ryan shares his Kurt Cobain conspiracy theory, Matthew shares his Nirvana museum exhibit experience, and Nick shares some bad Nirvana puns. Thanks to day drinking, the Nirvana discussion somehow transitions to food and restaurants. The hungry homeboys talk about Applebee's, Chili's, Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, Bloomin' Onion, Cheddar Bay Biscuits, Mexican food cravings, In-N-Out, before moving onto beer and local breweries.

After food and drink talk, Matthew considers a pinball machine for the garage and is surprised how pricey they are, yet has no problem spending money on garden hoses. Ryan shares the difficulties in finding the right smarphone mount for his 4Runner. The dudes discuss podcast ideas, Ryan updates us on what he's been watching and playing with, and the guys talk sports, electric bikes, Bitcoin, Whoopi Goldberg, and other absurdities.

Episode 51: Tourists in Convertibles, Mohawks, Nirvana, Applebee's, Pinball, LEGO, and much more...

In an extra-special unGROWN-UPS episode, Ryan and Matthew are accompanied in-studio by Sarah Fairfield and her spouse, Dave Coleman for some banter and beverages. Sarah, Dave, and Matthew recap the Radwood SoCal automotive event that they attended and share their top picks for best in show. The foursome discuss a range of automotive-related topics including who's the better driver- Sarah, the professional stunt driver or Dave, the verifiable badass at Mazda. If you're a fan of Sport Compact Car magazine, Mazda, Nissan, racing, rallying, Radwood-era vehicles and fashion, or learning about low-buck automotive fixes, you'll want to listen in!

Episode 56: Sarah Fairfield's Spouse, Radwood, Sport Compact Car, Nissan Stories, y Mas!

Matthew and Ryan meet up for an extra-special evening recording session covering an absurd variety of topics including: things that pop, Jeff Goldblum, streaming shows, Jack in the Taco, favorite candies, hotel carpets, Coldplay/BTS song lyrics, Thanksgiving adventures, TVs at Best Buy, shopping at IKEA, filthy car interior stories, pizza talk, car chases and crashes, keto recipes and plenty of other ungrownup conversation.

Episode 57: Popping, Streaming, Tacos, Candies, BTS Lyrics, Thanksgiving adventures, and more!

Professional driver on a closed course, Sarah joins Ryan and Matthew in-studio to discuss everything and anything including button making, spin art, the winter Olympics, Matthew's New York adventure, NY vs. Chicago pizza, Sarah's Mercedes press trip, Broncos, stickers, dishwashers, Instagram contest scam, custom LEGO minifigs, instant karma, distracted drivers, dumb lawsuits, spring break plans, arcades, Murderville, and more!

Episode 61: Sarah, Spin Art, Olympics, New York, Pizza, Press Trips, Distracted Drivers, and more!

Your unGROWN-UPS, Ryan and Matthew, are back with a vengeance as they kick off their sixty-eighth episode in front of an Instagram live audience. With their planned guest sidelined by an ungrownup tortilla chip injury, the dudes discuss in no particular order: dumb self-inflicted injuries, unboxing Hoopties- a card game for car people, why Poop is the best word, Parking Lot shenanigans, Ryan's new shirt, things that were fun then but not now, what they'd do if they became Mega Millionaires, why Instagram's new algorithm sucks, Ryan's new 360-degree toy, Hot Wheels Legends, Apple moved Matthew's house, everything is a subscription, LEGO waiting lists, hard drives, and plenty more ungrownup utterances.

Episode 68: Unboxing Hoopties, Dumb Injuries, Parking Lots, Mega Millions, Poop, and More!

The guys are back in action after taking a brief break due to birthdays and travel. Ryan's dog is balls-free and drugged up as he recovers from his birthday neutering. Matthew encounters the dumbest innovation in toilet paper- wavy perforations, Ryan is a toilet paper brand snob, and the guys realize they're not candidates for subscribe-and-save subscriptions. Ryan had his first-ever massage and shares his thoughts on the experience and why he needs a new mattress. 

The dudes recap their Halloween adventures and debate candy strategies and whether or not the holiday should always be on a Saturday rather than on the 31st. Matthew recaps his family adventure to Boston and Salem, including multiple lobster rolls, witches, cannoli, and an Uber ride in the the most pimped-out minivan in existence.

Matthew gets weird as he recaps his challenges in attempting to view the Roku Channel's long-awaited hit, Weird- the Al Yankovic movie, Ryan ponders what makes great nachos, and then the guys weave a thread between vacations, finger tattoos, sushi, writing checks, and daydreaming about winning a Powerball jackpot.

Episode 74: Balls, Toilet Paper, Massages, Halloween, Weird, Boston, Finger Tattoos, & Powerball!

Whether you celebrate Happy Honda Days or Toyotathon, it's a definitely a December to Remember as Ryan and Matthew get back behind the microphones. The dynamic duo kick off the episode expanding Grayson's vocabulary before discussing their holiday toy and food drive donation strategies. From there the topics weave a continuous thread through the Sourdough Jack, roundabouts, brisket, Black Friday purchases, DIY teppanyaki, zipper problems, gift lists, inappropriate kid drawings, a JDM-styled Corvette, running into old friends, Fortnite, the anatomy of a hat, Ryan's luscious hair, and so much more.

Episode 75: Holiday Toy & Food Drives Strategies, Ketchup & Mayonnaise, Zipper Problems, and More!

Since it's the holidays, Ryan and Matthew don their gay apparel and record their final episode of 2022.

The two not-so-wise men discuss their lazy Sunday, unexpected letters in the mail, Ryan's dog-iversary, lighting up the neighbor's house, LEGO tree topper, inappropriate children's books, monochromatic clothing, Elf en Español, Super Nintendo World, getting cozy in a Countach, how much is too much, random acts of automotive kindness, and their unGrown-Up picks for the best of 2022.

Episode 76: The Best of 2022, Lazy Sunday, Home Decor, Inappropriate Gifts, Elf en Español, y mas!

New year, still unGROWN-UPS... although one of us now owns an air fryer.

Ryan and Matthew kick off twenty twenty-three with a recap of their holiday adventures and their plans for the new year. The resolution-free men talk toys, appliances, food, travel, bumper stickers, and share what they've been streaming as only they can- with minimum effort and maximum excellence!

Episode 77: New Year, Still unGROWN-UPS!

2023 has been off to a busy start, but Ryan and Matthew are back from recent travel adventures to Washington D.C. and Japan with plenty to share about what they saw, did, and ate. The dudes then talk SoCal sports, deal with an unwanted religious solicitor, discuss terrible sequels to Predator and RoboCop, and plenty of other ungrownup non-sequiturs.

Season 1.5

Episode 78: Travel Adventures in D.C. and Japan, Sports, Predator, RoboCop, & More!

It's that time of the month where Ryan and Matthew get together to pleasure your earholes! You'll get to experience the guys picking right up where they left off as Ryan's talks about his hole, the dudes discuss corduroy, the snow and rain in SoCal, and Ryan's been drinking. 

Now that it's Girl Scout cookie season, the cookie connoisseurs discuss their favorite cookies, why their Thin Mints look different this year, and share their consumption techniques. 

Matthew learns what Sizzling Rice Soup is, Ryan took his dog on its first Overlanding adventure, Matthew's wife is a back-to-back neighborhood chili cook-off champion, the dudes talk travel plans, and Matthew struggles with his new earbuds. 

Ryan gets honked at, Matthew is going to see Blink-182, ungrownup book reviews, teaching dogs tricks, music mashups, and a lot more irreverent insight.

Episode 79: The Boys Are Back, Corduroy, Cookies, Dog Tricks, Music Mashups, & More!

The '90s were 20 years ago- right? Ryan does Nitro Rallycross, and he describes the sounds of EV racing and the joy of porta potties at motorsports events. Ryan test drives a Polestar and discovers why gloss black looks great on pianos but terrible in cars. Matthew shares his adventures of spending five hours driving in a SoCal rainstorm and the guys discuss the intricacies of concert parking and their summer concert plans. The twosome talk travel, meats, the joy and pain of unrealistic used car pricing, and why idiot-proofing anything is impossible before the wheels fall off and a completely un-ungrownup conversation on inflation, taxes, dental work, and furniture occurs.

Episode 80: The 80s & 90s, Nitro RX, EVs, Concerts, Precipitation, Meats, and Mas!

It's been a minute or two, but your favorite ungrownups Ryan and Matthew are back to pleasure your earholes. You've waited long enough, so rather than waste your time with a witty social media post, get to listening!

Episode 81: The Boys Are Back!

It's an extra car-crazy episode as Colin, an AE86-owner and Hoopties card game creator, joins Ryan, Matthew, and Matthew's son Grayson in studio for what essentially becomes a more profane version of NPR's Car Talk. The three-and-a-half men discuss what it takes to create automotive-themed novelty products, the joys of AE86 ownership, the fun of Facebook Marketplace, car audio shenanigans, Volkswagens, LeMans, the consumption of sourtoe cocktails, Cheez-Its, Barbecue, and plenty of other questionable topics.

Episode 82: Hoopties, Joys of AE86 Ownership, Sourtoe Cocktail Club, Cheez-Its, and Lots More!

Your favorite unGrown-Ups, Ryan and Matthew, have survived independence day with all of their appendages still attached. In this episode the hirsute homeboys breeze through a variety of riveting content including: Ryan learns what his neighbor's sex rocket really is, Independence Day shenanigans, Ryan buys a hat, Matthew recaps his father/son Pikes Peak adventure, Ryan gets into Jiu Jitsu and Chiropractic therapy, bird people are strange, Teppanyaki, the pains of buying and selling things in modern society, Ryan's unexpected surprise inside, and mucho mucho mas!

Episode 83: Sex Rocket, Independence Day, Pikes Peak, Chiropractors, Bird People, & Surprise Inside!

Ryan and Matthew are back in action along with Nick who's clearly a glutton for punishment. The dudes discuss meth, prisons, trains, dinosaurs, roadtrip snacks, sunflower seeds, Facebook Marketplace, making bacon, appliance repair, the Concorde, burgers, woodworking, playing sports as an adult, beer talk, home improvement projects always take three trips, back to school, pondering tattoos, and why Yelp needs an algorithm tweak.

Episode 84: Tehachapi, Dinosaurs, Bacon, Pickles, Beer, Softball, Cycling, and More!

Neither Hurricane Hillary nor a 5.1 Earthquake could stop Ryan and Matthew from being unGROWN-UPs.  Triumphantly enduring through Mother Nature's best, the harebrained homeboys discuss everything and anything- including the weather, Ryan's 12-hour Arizona adventure, confusing clickbait social media ads, talking dog buttons, sucking at softball, feats of strength, plugging in, solar shadiness, StubHub's guarantee comes through, company picnics, entertainment options as an adult, laser tag, roller skating rinks, prize redemption, Skip-It, The Original Pogo Bal, some weiner talk, and loads more.

Episode 85: Mother Nature Hates SoCal, Talking Dog Buttons, Company Picnics, Laser Tag, & More!

Your lovable a-holes, Ryan and Matthew return with plenty of things to talk about including: camping, Yetis, HydroFlasks, spending more for free shipping, online tire shopping, motorcycle cops, fun with appliances, stupid smarthome products, brewery trivia, Halloween season vs. Pumpkin Spice Latte season, anniversaries at In-N-Out, mustaches, monks making alcohol, the Piña Verde, Casa Bonita tickets, automotive electronics, trailer living, EV charging etiquette, neighborhoodlums, today's youth, why Ryan hates the 914, and even more nonsense.

Episode 86: Yetis, Stupid Smarthome, Pumpkin Spice Latte Season, Piña Verdes, Mustaches, and More!

Your favorite mustachioed unGROWN-UPS, Ryan and Matthew, are back in action with their buddy Nick accompanying them for the first half before he bails to coach a Little League game. Listen as the gentlemen somehow run a thread through the following topics: stickers, betting on Little League, Rennsport, Porsche desires, pitching a tent, Japanese Classic Car Show, Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Halloween decor, concert tickets, Thanksgiving 2024, SuperMotocross, EV charging with a goat, Matthew gets elected, NYC test-drives, Hoots, theme park annual passes, Travis Pastrana, cryogenics, blastin', new phone fun, the neighborhood, and pregnancy.

Episode 87: Little League, Porsches, Chicken, Concert Tickets, Halloween Spirit, and More!

The Boys are back! With life and travel getting in the way, Ryan and Matthew are back to bless your ear holes with some much needed nonsense. The guys connect the dots on their adventures between Halloween, Korea, Japan, and Thanksgiving before returning to the present where they must prepare for more holiday and end-of-year fun.

Episode 88: From Halloween to Thanksgiving and Everything In-Between

Santa's not-so-little elves, Ryan and Matthew, kick off their eighty-ninth episode trying to define what's old as Ryan learns that people over 40 are a protected class due to their age. In no particular order the two Jingle Bells consider the technologically illiterate, shopping at the mall during the holidays, buying LEGO for others and for yourself, significant others who dislike fish, Del Taco Birria, childhood restaurant memories, holiday travel plans, why all dogs are strange, Cars & Coffee Audi adventure, charitable holiday events, selling bricks, when Best Buy isn't, an unGROWN-UP gift exchange, for rectal use only, and other merry musings.

Episode 89: What's Old?, an unGROWN-UPs Gift Exchange, For Rectal Use Only, and Happy Holidays!

It's a new year with the same ol' unGROWN-UPS. Between the holidays and some travel adventures, it's been a while but Ryan and Matthew are back! 

This extra-tasty episode includes in no coherent order: locker-room talk, fun with cables, Pioneer Chicken, deep-frying at home, Darth Vader on the freeway, Ryan's New Year's fireworks, Matthew's magical Casa Bonita experience, the dudes check out Northgate Market, UTVs in Utah, barbecue without beer, copious amounts of car talk, the joys of live events in SoCal, Bo Knows Matthew, the twosome talk travel, another mall bites the dust, and a whole lot more.

Episode 90: New Year's Fireworks, Casa Bonita, Pioneer Chicken, Northgate Market, Car Talk, & More!

Your lovable unGROWN-UPS kick things off with their inability to keep count. While they may think it's their 90th episode, it's actually their 91st episode- but who's keeping track?

As an atmospheric river bears down on SoCal, the guys talk Cybertrucks in the wild, Vision Pro bros, Fauxverlanding, dealing with rain, cheap tools, supercross, questionable automotive modifications, the Grand National Roadster Show, Google doesn't make sense, Asahi is Italian, making bacon, dog crack, Ryan gets in an N, footlong corndogs, out of order foolishness, ice cream and oil, Girl Scouts, Ian Ziering, going out of business, not so fast food, cart etiquette, jammin', tech bartering, and even more ungrown-up topics.

Episode 91: We Can't Count, Cybertruck Dorks, Vision Pro Bros, Rain, Ian Ziering, & Corndogs

Yeah, we know. It's been a while, but your irresponsibly responsible unGROWN-UPS are back in action! Ryan and Matthew are back to regale your ears with stories of their adventures over the last few months that somewhat explain why they've been too busy to sit down in front of the microphones. The bearded brethren are joined by the un-bearded Nick as the terrible threesome talk travel, trucks, tacos, toys, and way too many other things for you to catch up on.

Episode 92: It's Been a While! Catching Up on Everything, Travel, Life, and More!

Your favorite Olympic hopefuls, Ryan and Matthew, are back for some Summer fun. In no particular order, the dudes discuss: the difficulties in watching the summer games, the difficulties in getting into new shows, their recent travel adventures, gardening is expensive, new hats, fun with fireworks, shoe shopping, telling directions, tombstones, ugly new trucks, brake jobs, smash and grab robberies, summer camp, old parents, IT logic, dumb tourists, raw denim, and so much more.

Episode 93: Summer Games, Media Consumption, Hats, Fireworks, Directions, Ugly Trucks, and More!

Ryan & Matthew kick things off by introducing themselves and defining the meaning of unGROWN-UPS before rolling into a conversation on vintage watches, LEGO, why Del Taco is the best, and more.

Episode 0: The Beginning

Ryan and Matthew are joined by Tim the dirt-biking, video-game playing, PR guru as Tim shares why he's an ungrown-up.  The guys discuss the decline of enthusiast magazines, all things motorcycling, Guinness World Records, Tim moving to Texas, road-trip adventures, the evolution of toys, and share what they got for Christmas.

Episode 6: Motorcyle Mania, Guiness World Records, Video Games, and Toys

Ryan and Matthew are joined by Matthew's wife, Jeannette aka Mrs. Matt as she defends her honor and love of Del Taco, Pinterest, seashelling, and travel-planning while also sharing what it's like being married to an ungrownup.  The group discusses recent and upcoming travel adventures, post-holiday giftcard shopping, and Jeannette puts out a request for fan mail.

Episode 7: Mrs. Matt Defends Her Honor

A $h!tty Cornavirus Special! Ryan and Matthew are joined by Rishi and a growler of beer to converse about the Coronavirus craziness and how they're dealing with it.  From hoarding celery and thousand island dressing, to gambling on the weather, binge-watching, tips on using dating apps during a pandemic, avoiding the toilet paper panic with a bidet seat, and even more odd topics.

Episode 12: Morning Drinking, Coronavirus Craziness, Non-Sports Gambling, Bingewatching, and more!

Ryan and Matt cross the line and become legal ungrownups with their eighteenth episode.  The guys go full Rad and discuss their favorite childhood video game and arcade memories while paying respects to their mothers as they trade Yo Momma jokes. Make someone's mother proud and listen.

Season 18

Episode 18: Finally Legal, Video Game Flashbacks, and Yo Momma Jokes

Energized with an extra hour of sleep thanks to the end of Daylight Saving time, Ryan and Matthew cover a lot of ground in this week's episode. The Halloween candy enthusiasts share their Halloween adventures, Ryan gets a new Monster in his garage, four-legged bitches are somehow drawn to Matthew, Ryan experiences Amazon Fresh, Instagram's suggested posts are creepy, the loss of Sean Connery, a critical discussion on Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, and other irreverent musings.

Episode 31: Halloween, Ryan Gets a Monster, Bitches Love Matthew, Ryan Gets Fresh, Jagshemash!

Ryan and Matthew get into the holiday spirit as they recap their Thanksgiving and prepare for Christmas. Santa's not-so-little helpers discuss holiday foods, try to determine if there were any decent Black Friday shopping deals, their thoughts on Christmas decor, and why the pandemic has made being charitable this holiday season more difficult than expected. Ryan gets excited for his grilling gift to himself and Matthew is excited for their upcoming ungrownup gift exchange before their appetites get the best of them and they start craving prime rib and leftover Thanksgiving sandwiches.

Episode 33: Holiday Shopping, Holiday Meals, Holiday Lights, Charitable Donations, and Grilin'

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