Such a great bunch we got here...

'Life Is Shit' 
I ran into a friend of mine
said was gonna take some words
and make them rhyme I said you can
fool some of the people some of
the time, but you can only fool
half the people half the time
He "Yes I do believe this is
true. Would you like to go sniff
some glue? We'll fly to where
the skys are blue and look
for things both bright and true"
And on a pretty Sunday morning
a bunch of pretty Baptist girls
linked ther pretty hands and sang:
Life is shit, life is shit
The world is shit, the world is shit
and this is life as I know it.
this is life as I know it.
And in the sky I saw Richard Nixon
smoking a lacey with Mr. Dickson
He said "Son there's something
I must say I do not believe I've
found a better way" And then a
vision came and it look a lot
like Bob Crane. And Bob sang:
And when my friend and I were
done we went to rest upon the
sun 'cause life takes from us
the things, we love and robs us
of the special ones and puts
them where where we can't climb
and we only miss them all the time
And we sing:
And when my friend and I were
done we went to rest upon the
sun 'cause life takes from us
the things, we love and robs us
of the special ones and puts
them where where we can't climb
and we only miss them all the time
And we sing:
-The Dead Milkmen

Life's A Bitch And Then You Die

Jon Von Bovine

Yo! It's Street Trax 8 coming at you with steez! Get busy wit it, playa! It's dope on a rope!

Street Trax 8

Coming live and direct from the aquarium for your viewing pleasure.

Viewing Pleasure

You are not a vampire, a devil or, god. 
You are not an alien or a ghost you are a fraud. 
He's got the girl, the money, the cars and, it all. 
Can we stop revolving around him? 
His presence is far from a ball.

Psychodelic

This will not feed my dog or pay my bills.

Get A Job Too (Jesus Can't Afford You No More)

Above doesn't want me and below is overwhelmed. 

Above Doesn't Want Me

The Declaration of Independence means peace, unity and, love. 

Chop Fuckey Chop

This Cinco De Mayo debate among yourselves whether tequila actually ta-kill-ya or is it the catalyst for modern love???

The Grande Tequila Debate

This leaf will do a drive by on you. If leaves had a dimension where they could move freely and were sentient beings. 

Gangsta Leaf

Coon Dog, Groundhog, Pollywog, Three Times Godamnit

You've heard of acid rock. You've heard of classic rock, You may have heard of Jurassic rock...this is Pre-Cambrian Rock!!! Crank it up to ten!

Pre-Cambrian Rock Volume 1

Volume 2 of Pre-Cambrian Rock. Well turn it up!!!

Pre-Cambrian Rock Volume 2

Blunt Ride

Yeah I do thanks for stopping by and disrespecting me like I am a lower life form. Eat my shit tool. Now you go back home and mimic me?! All on my nutsack.  

You Have An Eight Track?

Cold Scared And Stupid

Come with me and try not to lose your artistic integrity. 

Sell Out

Poverty And Hard Living

In the nineties sometimes I would hang  out with people who had piercings. I even worked next door to a piercing shop. One of them either told me or I read about men getting their penis surgically cut in half and then put back together with piercing barbells. Me? Nope I have no piercings or tattoos. 

Split Dick Crossover

About Time

Lucky you a whole weekend of mixtapes. Thanks for tuning in and enjoy. To my fans who listen to pretty much everything I do a note of gratitude to you! You make it worthwhile. 

Women And Children First

First they demonized cigarettes. Now they are demonizing alcohol. Soon we will be all zombies in front of a screen doing whatever is told  of us. 

Soap In My Glass

I just want to take my dog on a peaceful walk. I was going to a wooded area behind the neighborhood. Then the millionaire naked baby people moved in and their dog get out of the fence and attacked us. So I wrote them a letter and they ignored it like the garbage they are. Then I walked him around the circle like normal person would. Every fucking hillbilly trash lets their dog out and chases us down the street. So I'll walk down 38th street in the McDonald's and broken glass??? Fuck American Cowboy Trash.  Eat a bowl-a-dick up.

Devil On A Leash

Here's to an enjoyable Sunday filled with Crunk music. Cheers!

Crunk Head

The universe doesn't care...get over it. 

Gen X Slaps

Gin and tonic and chronic this ain't no joke. Or is it? Believe it or not???!!!

Gin And Tonic And Chronic

Footloose

I'm not talking about herion, pcp, cocaine, crack, meth, etc. 
I'm talking about doctor prescribed drugs that have worse side effects than weed, alcohol, LSD and mushrooms. The doctor has had me on so many medications that my health is now failing not because I got drunk and stoned with my friends. Who's the pusherman!?

The Bad Drugs Are The Ones The Good People Tell You To Do

I was eating fresh walleye and it had bones in it. So I tripped out and thought there were bones in the potatoes that were served with it. 

Potato Bones

Don'tcha talk the same shit about me...
Don'tcha
Don'tcha
-Dussy Cat Polls



Don'tcha

Have you ever talked to a person and they constantly comparing you to someone else they know. It's as if they think that poorly of you and your individuality is not worthy of them. 

Be This For Me

Iron Mom

Mysticism and magic of the wondrous technology. 

Electronic Wizardry

Recorded on two rum and cokes and some weed. 

Rum Dope

It's because of the people who want everyone to sound the same. 

If The Music's Gotten Boring

You're Gonna Miss Me

I was going to go to the bar, but I got delivery fried chicken and jo-jos (fried potatoes)instead. I watched Andrew W.K. on Comedy Central's 'This isn't Happening'. Had some beers and called my brother. I told him I got chicken instead of going to the bar, and he said, I should call this mixtape 'I Was Gonna Go to the Bar, but I got Chicken Instead. I mulled it over and thought maybe I would call it 'Chicken instead'. Shit at first it was going to be called 'Money Worm'.

I Was Gonna Go To The Bar, But I Got Chicken Instead

This was a benefit dinner dj set circa 1986 for a catfish dinner, with hosts Bobby Brown and Neil Armstrong. A mulatto man was heard during the set saying, "What a buzz kill". 

Dj Lipton: Catfish Dinner Benefit For Bobby Brown And Neil Armstrong

(It's late now so maybe another night/day)It's colder than a witch's teat where I live. So, post up with your portly piggy, get warm, lounge and, chill to the jazz rhythms. If you're ready for that jelly. Have a whale of a time...I recommend a Scotch Ale or a well graphic designed California Red. Me, I'm gonna hook up with Rosy Palmer after finishing these beers and, make the scene with a device screen. You ladies are so cold...
Tune in and don't drop out,
Dj Lipton
P.S. This vinyl shit is the only thing keeping me sane at this point. So enjoy! At my expense. I'm taking the dog for a walk. Brrrr.

Fat Jazz

Recorded at Napalm Nacho Sound Studios by producer Bill McNeilly in 2018, the album features the original recording of the world famous Oktoberfest Polka song “Stand And Sing Ein Prosit” written for Dj Lipton by Axe Body Spray songwriter Walt Dominick. The album was first introduced at Shithole, Canton's Oktoberfest Celebrations. Musicians include Stan Williamson (Accordian), Mart 'Doggie' Gordon (Vocals), Vince Hamilton (drums), Mike Slowhand(Guitar/Banjo), Ricky Tomlinson (Sax) & Jim 'The Cat' Frankinson (Bass).

Then Dj Lipton Ostanek Band plays Canton-style polka with a pared-down band of accordion, guitar or banjo, bass and drums, plus a horn player who alternates on clarinet, tenor saxophone, and flute. The Canton style draws heavily on the traditional polkas of Parma, Ohio

He has toured the world from Massillon, Ohio to Canton, Ohio and an invited guest on radio shows hosted by Dan 'the man' Simon and Phil The Taxi Driver. Dj Lipton has gone on to collect an impressive number of awards and credits and has gained a solid reputation as one of the most entertaining and crowd pleasing musicians in any musical format.
Tune in and don't drop out,
Dj Lipton

Ein Prosit!! A Few German Drinking Songs

"Bang, bang you're dead. Brush your teeth and go to bed. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. I'm gonna go eat worms." -The Smallest Violin.
Adolph Hitler had a girlfriend and Charles Manson had one while in jail...Nuf said...

Go Eat Worms

Let me tell you about it...
Mutant Night Fever!!!

Texas Roadhouse And The Big Beat

"Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage..." -Smashing Pumpkins
John Cage
Johnny Cage
Nicolas Cage
"Break my rusty cage and run" -Soundgarden
"Finally somebody let me out of my cage" -Gorillaz 
Cage Against The Machine
Cage Of Extinction 
Act Your Cage
But, I digress...

Rattle Your Cage

We all know the song 'Peaches' by The Presidents Of The United States. I only knew a few verses and the chorus. I had no idea that it was a dirty song. Once long ago I was virtually homeless and squatting at a house. There was a girl living there too. She had all these cans of peaches. One day I hadn't eaten and she was opening a can of peaches. I started singing 'Peaches' cutely to try and get get some. Just the chorus mind you. Again, I had no idea that it was a dirty song. Needless to say I went hungry that day. HA!

Dj Lipton

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