Rouxls AM Broadcast

They'll knock your socks off! Unless you can get to theirs first...

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Blicky!

...What do you expect me to do with this?
It's off.

Can you... turn it back on???

...I guess?

Tenna

* Well, our little Cerulean Crasher...? What'll it be? Let it rain and have yourself wash away in the gutter... or burn to a crisp in the hot sun?!
* (Elnina, sunny, they're looking at that "Shine" button like it's a new riding-bike on freakin' Christmas Day...)
* (Get ready to crank the hell out of that heat pump if they hit it.)
* (If this light-chump sends us down another D$500, I'm gonna be hauling ass like we were back on the Auto Show block...!)
* Oh, well! It looks like Kris thinks they can handle the heat... before they've even stepped foot in the kitchen!
* Let's have at it, then!
* (Elnina!! The heat!!)
* (This isn't my thing, it's yours!!)

Kris Can't Choose

NOW, BLEAT LIKE I TOLD YOU TO BLEAT

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Find What Door Your Brother-Resembling Goat Guide May Lie Behind Or Your Fate is Uncertain

Ice-E You

Ice Princess to-be...
Your room in the palace has been fitted with all of your favorite things.

A Room for the Princess

* Hah. They spelled "glacier" wrong.

* Not quite, Susan! 
* While "Glaceir" may technically be a misspelling of "glacier", it's a holdover from an error in translation in the second Dragon Blazers game...
* In which, a major area of the game, the Glacier, was entered as "Glaceir". This later became a sort of in-joke in the Dragon Blazers fandom due to its humorous nature...
* So, for our standards, yes, it may be a misspelling - but not in the world of Dragon Blazers!

* I swear, if we do another one of these with you, I'm going to kill you.

Chandeleir

Bad Hair Day

(I hopped to put on my socks, in preparation for my next scuffle.)
(Many-a-time had I done this same song-and-dance.)
(But the song-and-dance my heart calls for is so far out-of-reach...)
(Group of punk Lightners from out-of-town... and all of a sudden their business is everybody's business...)
(It's 'cause it's good business, right...?)
(Ah... Such is the lament of a lonely Shadowgu-)
HEY!
STOP DOING THAT!

Here's Looking at Me Changing My Clothes

Could a real superstar be content with just one?

Hall of Fame

UPPER TANK APARTMENT VILLAS
"Enjoy your stay! Don't let the bath-bugs burst!"

* Y'know I hear there's something special up in room 606?
* Reason nobody books it.
* Nobody really likes to talk about it in the open, but I've heard of it.
* Never had the confidence to go up there myself.
* You know what?
* Take a trip up to the top floor and tell me what'cha find.
* I figure a couple of young sods like you would find it...
* Very interestin'.

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Hot Shower

Please don't make me go back to 𝗵𝗶𝗺.

Cursed Sister

Get ready for 2 minutes of mildly death-defying shoot-out action! (Not)

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Dancing Spanish (Canned)

You Lose! (Game Over)

WE POLLED 1000 DARKNERS TO GET THEIR THOUGHTS: WOULD YOU SAY ELECTRO-SHOCK THERAPY HAS HELPED KRIS DREEMURR BECOME A MORE OPEN-MINDED PERSON?
AND THEIR ANSWER WAS... NO?! OKAY SEND A NEW POLL DO THEY THINK A BUZZ-SAW WOULD HELP???

Shine

* Oh no, I remember this part...
* Kris, there's nowhere for us to go...

dead-end

* Nevertheless... I must take you back to our chamber at once- where are my manners?!
* Noelle! I would like you to meet my sister.
* And dear sister...
* I would like you to meet my wife to-be.

Found You

The header reads,
"From the Day of the New Princess' Coronation"
The excerpt goes as follows:

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Baine

Your majesty...
I will have to humbly request that you get your HANDS OFF OF HER!

Berdly Fails

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Weblife Center

The poor thing can hardly move... You should go try to help it, Kris!

The Ugliest Kitten

Quiet On Set

Conga Line

It's like all those times of deep tension between us were actually... bonding!

...And me too???

Apple Cider

Canon in 8 Bits

Adagio

NO KITTEN

OKAY, THE RULES OF THIS LAST GAME ARE SIMPLE
YESS YES YOU GUESSED IT: I'M TRYING THE BUZZSAW THING

Suicide Doors

You Know The Words

[Going Out of Business Sale]

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