Listen to our favorite jokes with these late-night comedians, then vote for your at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Joe Pugliese, TBS)

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The late-night comics give us the latest campaign news on Marco Rubio, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Joe Pugliese, TBS)

Punchlines: On the campaign trail

The late-night comics on the millions of men exposed as users of the cheating site. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Allen Berezovsky)

Punchlines: Who was outed in Ashley Madison hack?

The late-night comics on the scandal that outed Josh Duggar, again. Listen to our favorite bits of commentary, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Janet Van Ham, AP)

Punchlines: Recovering from Ashley Madison hack

The late-night comics talk One Direction. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Allen Berezovsky, WireImage)

Punchlines: Not another devastating breakup

The late-night comics put recent plunge into perspective and talk about the world's top 1%. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: AP)

Punchlines: A look at Wall Street's recent plunge

The late-night comics discuss how much the tech world has changed our lives. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. 

Punchlines: Technology gets us in trouble

The late-night comics talk Jeb Bush, including his use of phrase to describe children of immigrants. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Evan Agostini, Invision/AP)

Punchlines: 'Anchor babies,' no matter the language, still sounds bad

The late-night comics on Trump's news conference tussle with Jorge Ramos of Univision. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.

Punchlines: Which network will Trump fight next?

Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon on the VMAs, Miley Cyrus, Kanye's surprising announcement. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Slaven Vlasic, Getty Images)

Punchlines: Kanye for president?

The late-night comics on the president's trek through Alaska and upcoming appearance on reality TV. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion.(Photo: Frazer Harrison, Getty Images)

Punchlines: Running wild with President Obama

Check out recent favorite late-night jokes about photos and body cameras, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Janet Van Ham, AP)

Punchlines: Oh snap! Selfies, Instagram and body cameras

The late-night comics on the Kentucky woman who would have rather gone to jail than allow gays to marry. Listen to our favorite jokes about her post-jail celebration, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Janet Van Ham, AP)

Punchlines: Is Kim Davis a hero?

The late-night comics on Arnold Schwarzenegger's take over of "Celebrity Apprentice." Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Joe Scarnici, Getty Images for Variety)

Punchlines: Hasta la vista, Trump!

The late-night comics give the latest on Democratic presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo:  Slaven Vlasic, Getty Images)

Punchlines: There are Democrats running for president, too?

Check out favorite late-night jokes about Pope Francis’ visit to the United States, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.  (Photo: Joe Scarnici, Getty Images for Variety) 

Punchlines: America's got Pope Francis fever

A judge has ruled that “Happy Birthday to You” belongs in the public domain, and the late-night comics cheer the news. Check out our favorite jokes about the song, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Robert Deutsch, USA TODAY)

Punchlines: 'Happy Birthday' to everyone

The late-night comics on the shocking decision by the House speaker to leave Congress. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Lloyd Bishop, NBC)

Punchlines: Boehner bows out

The late-night comics aren't that impressed with what NASA has to offer these days. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Chris Weeks, Getty Images for Burberry)

Punchlines: Supermoon? Water on Mars? Meh

Late-night comics on politicians and the hip-hop vote and a congressman and holy water. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Invision via AP)

Punchlines: Political news of the weird

The late-night comics on preparation for and jealousy over an East Coast hurricane. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.(Photo: Joe Pugliese, TBS)

Punchlines: Waiting for Joaquin

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