PewDiePie jabba the hut. I dont own this song,its uploaded entertainment    purpose.

Jabba The Hutt (PewDiePie Song)

Rhett And Link - My OCD

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Smosh - Anything You Can Do I Can Do Dumber

Choo fucking choo bitch.
There are no breaks on the rape train.
Next station anal devastation.﻿

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No Cock Like Horse Cock

I didnt see the full version so I thought I'd add it. Enjoy!

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SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)

IDubbbz-Asian Jake Paul feat. Boyinaband (Ricegum Disstrack)

Rub Some Bacon On It - Rhett and Link

I did not make this. this person did: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTUHzVzRwN_2x13IWQ9QVNg

I Turned A Bad Copypasta Into A Bad Rap

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a fucking girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen you fucking annoying fairy 
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't you think
Legend of Zelda? 
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil

I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear you bitchin'
I've got the triforce of courage
Bitch
So you better listen

That's right
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in castle town
Just give me some heart containers
And let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
All the way to Argentina

[Chorus]

[Ganon]
Yo you low life elf
Need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves
Gettin' his marriage annulled

You really think savin' the princess
Will convince me your straight?
The uggs and skirt fad is so 2008

[Link]
Oh snap!
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
Were you dressed by a child?

You're a ginger with no soul!
And you look like a fucking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
Gettin' a little bit old

[Ganon]
You think Zelda's stupid enough to get
Kidnapped so often
She runs off into my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
And your girly fairy face
L-i-n-k more like
L-i-n-Gay

[Link]
Man you should have been aborted
Just like the jersey shore
Its a damn lie you told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
Tryin' to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be known as
The day you got schooled!

Smosh - The Legend Of Zelda Rap (Uncensored Version)

Sub 2 Pewdiepie:https://youtube.com/user/PewDiePie

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Hey kids
Hey PewDiePie
Gather round little ones, it's music time
Yay
Here is the story that I'm tellin'
What is it?
About a stupid fuckin' bitch-ass melon
Yay!

[Chorus]
Coco, coco, co
You fuckin' with my mojo-jo-jo-jo (Everybody)
Coco, coco, co
You started, so let's go, go, go, go, go (Let's go)

[Verse 1]
Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-goo
Fuck your dad and mama too
Coco in a chokehold, I go loco if you want me too (Woo)
Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-gee
You ain't fuckin' passin' me
Last time that I dissed, it took a government to blacklist me
Yeah, I saw your shit
Ew, fuckin' cringe (Ew)
It's not even funny and your head is really big (Why)
Oh, you're approaching me?
What, you think I'm nervous? (Nah)
Your audience is just a bunch of motherfuckin' virgins (Aha)
Don't tell your mama, don't be a fucking snitch
Don't be like 6ix9inе, that rainbow fuckin' bitch
Spartan shit, yeet a baby straight off a cliff (What?)
If they make it out alive, I'll bе their Make-A-Wish

[Chorus]
Coco, coco, co
You fuckin' with my mojo-jo-jo-jo (Hey)
Coco, coco, co
You started, so let's go, go, go, go, go

[Verse 2]
Fuck your daddy, fuck your mommy too
Fuck everything you love, most of all, fuck you (Oh)
Cry, cry, cry, yeah, I don't give a shit (He's crazy)
I'm your mommy now you little baby bitch
I'll say anything, I don't give a fuck (What?)
Santa isn't real, its your daddy dressed up (What?)
Mommy's always lying when she says you're really smart
Your dog is not in Heaven, he is rotting in the yard
Haha, big sad
I'll spoil Harry Potter, wait, J.K. already did that
Haha, you on that baby shit
I'ma teach you 'bout the real world, baby bitch (Bath time)
Scrub behind your ears (Okay)
Then you rinse your eyes (Okay)
And when you leave the tub, watch out for 6ix9ine (Louder)
A is for apple, B is for books
C is for, "Can you shut the fuck up?" (Louder)
Rainbow bitch, hair too bright
He a dumb-dumb who can fight, fight, fight
Don't eat lead paint or you'll cry, cry, cry
Then your brain will end up like 6ix9ine-9ine-9ine (Facts)

[Chorus]
Coco, coco, co
You fuckin' with my mojo-jo-jo-jo (Okay)
Coco, coco, co
You started, so let's go, go, go, go, go (Okay)

[Break]
I'll go loco if you want me to
Okay
I'll go loco if you want me to
Let's go
Okay

[Verse 3]
A billion views a week (What?)
A billion views a week (Huh?)
Babies must be viewing when their mommy is asleep
While their brain is developing, before they can talk
They learn to subscribe before they can walk (What?)
Little three year olds with withdrawal symptoms
Mommy, please don't take away the algorithm
And they won't quit until they get all of the children
Who gives a shit when you're beggin' for a hundred million

[Outro]
I'm just playin' Coco, you know I love you
Not 6ix9ine, though, ankle monitor-wearing ****
I challenge you in a legal fight
Otherwise, you's a rainbow bitch
Why is he dissing 6ix9ine?

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