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you know I still put the kill on a bill on the track on the grill on your mom or your girl in my raps 
in your world on God 
rap fat like boss 
rap cat like God 

man I grew my beard long looking like I'm kimbo slice
creeped across the floor
in my GP zoom flights (the glove)

check my divine
Spit the truth like Wittgenstein
Gossage Goose up in his prime
get you spooked Like RL Stine

no daps 
no Chad's 
get Mike Tyson mad 
no girls that's fat 
big girls 
big bad 
rep hard 
rep sav 
rep Bayside Max
rep Peach rep Daisy NES

Reggie Miller Fresh Mode

Gary Machete - Saigon Goodnight

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I see you in those Skechers
in those Skechers
looking sketch
I see you with them chubbers
with them chubbers
Chubby Check
you're rolling in the suburbs
yea you're a gangster till the death
I see you in those skechers
in those Skechers
looking sketch

sometimes I wonder man just how you got so fresh to death
your jncos creased af but what about that sweater vest
your mom's has upped your curfew whats it at now is it ten?
you've been on good behavior maybe you can use the car again

markus
looking like a fool these days
markus
your chin fats getting bigger mayne
markus
you still snorting hella caine?
markus
working for the Trump campaign

bitch

I'm sipping on modelos smoking blunts and making hits
I'm Abbot and Costello joking up and getting lit
I don't know what to tell you but I hope you don't have kids
I'm rolling up from Bellevue toking plo tokes with kit

I'm sneaking in samena and I ain't got no membership
I'm Gabriel Molina when I Rick Stallone a bitch
I'm Marty I'm Mcfly and you're kinda similar to biff
oh boy George Murman karma chameleon

Gary Machete - Hindu Sour Shaq Diesel

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tik toks with my flows
at the top
lean back kiss the floor hit the drop
slide it in baby ain't no need to talk
I'm cashed maxed out what you think I want

split a swisher crack a dub and roll a blunt
it's how I'm living man it's how I wake up
I'm not you I aint riding on a bus I ain't sitting on the corner ducking face from the fuzz
fingerfuck the only girl you ever loved or your mom or your sister or your teacher and your cuz
sin
man
doing hella sin
I'm not knowing about you but I really only win
shit
on that Gary Chete tip
I grew my beard long and everybody copied it
it's all good I ain't comparing on your drip
your shit is post nasal son I got that pirate ship
shit
fucking up tracks with Kit
lake hills boulevard 165th
you don't know then who you really with

Ken Griffey air Max 96
getting Kingdome chilling up at wingdome sitting on the kings throne block your shot Mutumbo 
eating doughzone listening to Tone Loc backyard shooting free throws Charles Oakley elbows

I'm in Depeche mode Reggie Miller fresh mode
banging on my chest mode Diddy Kong and Spyro
smoking cess mode got your girl obsessed mode ran up on your birthday party fucked a couple guests mode

Gary Machete - La Croix at the Kingdome

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I hit the delta space warp speed sector drive
transmission fortified
send it straight to alpha 9
YMCA to LHJ way down at Bellevue Heights
and RWK with Jimmy J we're sparking blunts inside


whoa
run it back Derrick Henry
living like a sandlot like I'm Yea Yea or Repeat
whoa
I'll block your shot like Lola Bunny
catch me rocking Huaraches in the summer when it's sunny

I'm dipping light years thru atmospheres you never seen
I'm coast to coast I'm east to west I'm fucking Galaxy
Im getting high up here thru stratospheres of evergreen
im coast to coast I'm east to west I'm fucking Galaxy



whoa
pyroclastic flows attached to lyric volcanoes I'm rocking Vulcan star fleet clothes
sipping h20s
spread butter on my toast your girl sucks for me she blows
put up your dukes I Riddick Bowes
I'm in MIB I'm Tommy Jones I'm MTV I'm Nicolo
Deon
I float the sun
a champion
like primetime 21 up in his prime with the falcons and Barry Sanders on the run
like a super laser gun
just check the score just check who won
just check me out I'm eating pho
Xiao long bao with some dim sum
bo Jackson air Max trainer hi 91
Phil Jackson last dance sir charles Phoenix suns
machete stacks chips pop tarts and bubble yum
how many licks to the center of an unh
I'm eating twix hitting sticks a fucking chameleon

Gary Machete - Droid in the Void

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chilling man
trying to soak in all the heat
praise Jah for the seed
praise Jah for the trees
raised up Pablo Pete
doc Oct
Kool Keith diesel trucking
"can I buy you a drink?"

its a type of being
some real Zen shit
spent a whole lotta time getting third eye equipped
smoked a whole lotta dimes like I'm Phil Jackson
 home Chicago jersey number 5 Jon paxson

Swish
and you're a bust like Robert swift
Vin Baker with the bottle drinking more than he wins
Champion
Like Russell Wilson
Earnie Shavers Cus D'Amato Michael Tyson 86

set the record for breaking records
record when I was just a kid
on the hunt for Willy Mackey like I'm double dragon
ain't no double agent
the harder they come like Jimmy Cliff
Tom Glavine John Smoltz and Greg Maddox perfect

get my beats sent by kit
Hits like Von Burfict
Spit verse Rene Spitz
you get the curse
I got the gift
Santa Claus Tim Allen
Atlanta Hawk Wilkins
grew my beard out super long
Rumplestiltskin


I'll stand by you like Chrissie Hynde
I'm just here so I don't get fined
I'm mixing Kool aid crystal light
some dimotap a little sprite
some dimes I'll tap later tonight
some wives that maxed out credit lines
some times I rap about the sisters and the mothers that I like
sometimes I finger fuck your cousin cuz that girl was just my type
sometimes ill take your huffy off your lawn and ride around like it's my bike
I'm sorry the shit is nothing nice
coach of the vikings like Mike Tyce
and you know I'm still your favorite baby like im Ginger Spice
creep across the floor in my Puma Court Clydes
knocking at the door I'm bouts to get all up inside
knock knock who's there George Murman
don't be surprised

Gary Machete - Home Chicago Jersey #5 Jon Paxson

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grand slam tatis
3-0 count hit the seats
no doubt in
Trout cleats
round the bases
crowd please
cardboard
faces
covid 19
MLB
catch me jacking up your fastball deep in Rose like Pete


Griffey with the swing check the kicks Nike 
getting lit and hyphy Kingdome 93 big Jim Thome Kyle and Corey
Seager wreck relievers like homerun derby

Puckett Kirby or Tony Gwynn MVP
I've been rookie of the year since I been little big league
get some chaw up in my lip Big Unit Randy
nice swing bitch
free Joe kelly
Arthur Rhodes bling slang heat Aroldis Chapman
Dennis Eckersley 103 James Paxton
if I'm a tell you how it be then I got a list that you might need
check the mark ass bitches trying to pitch or fake  a swing

Carlos Correa
Alex Bregman
Jose Altuve
George Springer
Alex Cintron
Alex Cora
fuck it fuck the entire astro organization
Ryan Braun
Manny Machado
Curt Schilling 
Barry Bonds
Sammy Sosa
Mark McGwire
Rafael Palmeiro
Giambi brothers - you both are bitches
Roger Clemens

Joe West
Angel Hernandez

Gary Machete - Free Joe Kelly

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ninja gaiden rap for my brethren in the back
lord raiden on the track kicking mortal combat
finish him
like ryu or Ken
Jean Claude van Damme drop a hayduken
I'm NES I'm famicom I'm genesis I'm Diddy kong
I'm hitting sticks I'm slanging pogs I'm playing big chess at the mall

it's in the game
select start ba
bouts to paint you all a picture with my Mario paint
bouts to get on an adventure Tony hawk pro skate
in a Galaxy far away phantom 1 pod race
check my power glove status level 978
grab a Sega mega drive number 2 streets of rage

triforce in the caves Majora's mask 3ds saves link to the past or windy wake and spirit tracks on crossbow training hourglass of phantom shape
my minish cap Oracle age I'm taking gannon out the game
I'm taking Zelda on date

what's up
game shark raider
with the double dragon
lego Vader
going super saiyan
playing earthworm Jim
let me hit you with that virtual boy and my super scope 6

dodging right super quick ducking Dragon Chan's kick
lil Mac round 6 with that tko shit
space funky b.o.b. on that alien ship
throwing shurikens at throats yo ninja gaiden

Gary Machete - Super Scope 6

I did the math i tried to break it down
skipped too much class but fact is i was just class clown
i scripted plans but plans took change and plans fell out
had better days twisting j's and balling out

and ive got no problems
my lifes awesome
i take no losses
i'm just straight flossing

bob costas rap for the cats in the back with the covid 19 cough
stack bands with a mask that you grabbed from uncle sam
you might just be a boss
the jordan 1's with the custom plugs laced em up
im dipped in sauce
like Chanandler Bong I'll fuck your mom
You might just call me Ross

and ive got no problems
my lifes awesome
i take no losses
i'm just straight flossing

Gary Machete

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